Mumsnet #38 imagine spending £100 on a notebook and writing 'bleach arsehole' in it

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Gym&Tonic

I’ve just been reading the Auriol Grey thread and am horrified at the ablism been thrown about calling her a thing and ‘it’. Disgusting.
 
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bread-pitt

In today’s news…if you have a high mortgage, then your neighbors have to be quiet. Only council estate people are allowed to make noise.
 
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MediumLoad

VC10 said:
They are a right load of old soap-dodgers, too. One trip on the metro train while working there was enough for me

*neveragainonlytodrivethroughtogettoswitzerland
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I used to work for an IT multinational.

There were several French people on my team.

The women may have been French but they weren't exactly 'Size-French' as they were very partial to food of all descriptions bless them.

The Frenchman on the team was a big fan of Bruce Springsteen and adored America and American culture.

I reckon Mumsnetters would have loved to meet them.
 
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CrimsonCountess

Never mind the fact that there's not enough letters, apparently stupid is now a swear word and needs blanking

 
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ShopTilYouSlop

How can you spend two minutes on there and not realise you're allowed to swear?

I thought it was "shithead".
 
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Girl#7

Stanni said:
and the story continues - Babs and her bush bullied by the Pretty Boy Gardener
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I wish we had this emoji as a choice when reacting to the posts from over there. Not at the poster here highlighting it, but the original post!

I had to settle for this because they are so fucking banal in their attempts at humour.

I'm adding this in for good measure because they make me mad at the internet.
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orangehead said:
I agree, I only feed my vagina good quality meat.
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Thread title - it encapsulates their lunacy very nicely, I think.
 
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Duchessofmanchester

I'm waiting for the this weather is sooo hot. I hate it. I want to snuggle under my smelly blanket and drink hot choc.

Fuck off and have a solero.
 
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bread-pitt

You know you’ve found peak MN when someone oversleeping and being late for work is compared to Suzy Lamplugh.
 
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veronica71

I've just said I'm going to make a big salad for dinner....shall I hand in my tattle card at the door
 
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