girlinbrum
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I think she should have an affair with Anya and kick out the husband, and some ducks lined up who can sing the Russian national anthem.
A nursery has given a mumsnetter’s baby a rusk and “alarm bells rang” when she heard
Fucking hell, it’s not like they’ve given it a bottle of glowberry prime and a bag of haribo.
I dunno mate, I ride a fucking Unicorn I'm that posh (insert tinkly laugh)"horse riding"? whatever do you mean? we actual poshos just call it riding... if you need to clarify with the word "horse" then you are common and poor and deserve to DIE. <tinkly laugh and head tilt>
That thread about wealthy people's looks is the gift that keeps on giving.
Oh look at you buying slippers for your mum's feet! My mum doesn't have any feet or arms, she does have hands though, so I suppose that is something. But anyway, how very dare you complain about losing slippers when my poor poor mum has no feet. I'm going to write to my MP about youI bought my mum some slippers (at her request) and I’ve bloody lost them
I wonder if one of that lot will send me a replacement pair…![]()
I once burnt my wrist quite badly removing the Turkey … but knew nothing about it until Boxing Day. I call it my Kahlua scar.Sounds like my idea of hell.
What's Christmas day if you're not half pissed by the time the turkey comes out of the oven?
I'm quite enjoying the thread in relationships where the woman (who previously bragged about buying a very expensive gold dress on S&B for a very upmarket Christmas do that us ordinary mortals wouldn't be allowed to attend) admits her husband drives her insane and that basically she married him for money so she could be a stay at home mum as well as a much younger trophy wife - only now he's retired, he's a boring old fart and expects her to run around after him like a good little wifey. Hahahahahahaha tough titty love.1/2 of mumsnet posts are " look at me/ I'm better than you/ got more money than you " type passive-aggresive posts from people who have fuck-all & are in debt up to their knockers![]()
Stick bows on all the pieces of clutter.Shithole house poster is now back asking for ideas of how to decorate a room. Rather than focusing on actually tidying shithole house
I was just about to have a chicken cuppa soup and suddenly I've lost my appetite.Honestly his sperm sounds like it flying around everywhere, she can't get away from it, she's drawing in it.
I wasn't sure if Christmas would really be a thing in Vietnam, but all month there's been lights, Santas and massive instagrammable trees everywhere, carols, fake snow, 'seasonal' winter drinks even though it's 35 degrees out, the works. I said to my friend that I hadn't realised it was such a big festival here and she said "oh it's not, we just take any excuse for a party". MN could never!Has anyone seen the absolute fuckwit asking if she’s guilty of cultural appropriation because she wished her Muslim doctor a lovely Christmas?
My next door neighbours are Muslim and they fucking love Christmas. They have a tree, sparkly lights outside their house and always come around to ours for mince pies and mulled wine ( they usually have a couple of glasses before they “remember it’s alcoholic! )
Oh god I hope they don’t think it’s a conversationOn style and beauty there's another ????Why are the Europeans Just So Perfect and Beautiful and Slim and Stylish and Why are The Brits So Not??? thread if you fancy a bit of self- hatred and weekend amateur psychological and anthropological waffling
Also, good tidings I bring to you and your kin:
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Merry Christmas to all you ladies too x![]()
You utter glutton. My massive salad lasts me and my entire extended family until New Year's Day at the earliest.I just have a massive salad for Christmas Day. I can only manage half of it and save the rest for Boxing Day.