Mumsnet #28 Six figure job but dress sense heinous, here's a picture of my anus.

[ShopTilYouSlop]

Poem woman now doubling down and claiming it was written by a staff member at the school not a pupil! Give over woman, we all know it's your shit poetry. Maybe take a class.

I can't find that thread! Apparently it's on AIBU but I am somehow missing it! Could someone PM me the link?
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From a thread about the latest season of the Crown. Perhaps their remote control had run out of batteries

Why did she watch it all if she thought it was boring?

 

[Brandshinynew]

Nope. Big boob lady doesn't have children and only gets manhandled by men when there are no witnesses.

Ah yes, no witnesses, of course

 

[ShopTilYouSlop]

We’ve got troll bingo this morning. A Christmas dilemma related poo thread, but the pooer is also severely overweight

Just seen that. Mm hm.

 

[Mrsoh]

And just like that it's gone.

 

[Millie2023]

If it’s a section D he might always be a knob/overgrown toddler

Makes me laugh how on Mumsnet so many of them seem to have horses and ponies for their children yet still find time to sit on Mumsnet all day arguing about Waitrose gluten free stollen or whether fancying a Baily’s at 11am on Christmas morning means you are a raging alcoholic, and you’ll fail to cook Christmas dinner and instead will just eat oven chips and be sick. There sure are a lot of imaginary horse owners among them

I sometimes wish I were an imaginary horse owner (love them really)
SecD is now 20 and as much of an idiot as she was aged 2. Maybe worse
I’d previously owned an A and a B (for 26 years), they just got more twatty moving through the alphabet. Some people never learn

Anyhow, has the “Christmas fridge photos” thread emerged yet? Getting my popcorn in for that one.

 

[House of Tea]

Just saw that threat about TL on MN. Never heard of her friend. The poster is quite nasty herself!

 

[Cinnabun]

A good thread for a change. Pamela has been mentioned in a positive light, and a cynical one...

 

[Aussie]

I returned something (not f&f) which had a clucard discount, I gave them the receipt, the refunded full price, I kept quiet

I salute you!!! 🫡

 

[Technobiff]

Let’s not forget the controlling and spiteful MILs who are expecting to be fed and watered for at least the next 7 days.

While sat on their arses doing bugger all to help.

 

[Thank(space)you]

Did anyone read the thread about having sex whilst on your period?
I was so surprised at the responses saying it was disgusting and they would never ever have sex on their period and lots of MN saying it was grim and vile and their husbands would be disgusted.

Am I the only one who has never really thought about it? And don’t give a shit to having sex on my period?
Maybe it is just me

I'm very light on my periods and it’s much more sensitive having period sex IMO - I like it but only when I'm in a relationship

 

[Tangent Tiger]

if any of us reply can we shoehorn in a codeword?
Something random like ‘fluffy’?
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cheezy…….

Yay! Fluffy would be brilliant

 

[CrimsonCountess]

Anyone read 'to do this potentially dangerous activity' in aibu? It's now turning into a multiple thread drama. I'm not sure whether it's a troll, someone really bored or actually real. Very weird thing to make up, but also a very weird thing to actually happen

 

[Samf2020]

Have we had the family who are afraid of pate pop up yet?
There is one there clearly looking for a fight, she wants to cut her DDs hair because its in crap condition and the daughter is growing it out for charity. Loads replied saying leave her alone and she asks are you are professional hairdressers?
Anothers husband has ruined Christmas because he shook his head walking away from her when he was taking the kids out and she was pushing drinks on them.
I need to stop reading there and go wrap some presents.

 

[soph30]

I don’t really understand this thread, why is it so popular? Hundreds of posts

 

[Brandshinynew]

That's the one who is always getting molested by doctors, paramedics, ambulances and now apparently men at meetup groups.

Big boob bra lady?

 

[Millie2023]

Can confirm that Mr Frosty was very disappointing. Really hard to turn and didn't crush the ice properly.
My auntie reminded me the other day that I had a gymnastics set and fitness tape in the 80s called 'Get in shape girl'. Wonder why we have such a negative body image today.

I think I had that

 

[DCICassieStuart]

Definitely a Mumsnetter View attachment 2634587

Nah, it's definitely Abi from stealmystyle40

 

[Technobiff]

What USB story?
I've had a long night at work, but my brain simply refuses to, well, brain and when my brain isn't braining, it makes my head hurt.
And can someone please give me a clue to the thread, like what part of MN it's in or if cheezy fluffy balls are being served or something. Ta.

 

[PsychoKitty]

I really want to know who it is!

 

[Flossiebo]

Come on,own up.
Which one of you wrote the thread about being reluctant to buy their DCs an Echo dot for Christmas because they were worried about them being exposed to radiation in their bedrooms?
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@repairshoplover

Snap! Great minds eh?

Fluffy, at last