Mumsnet #28 Six figure job but dress sense heinous, here's a picture of my anus.

[Serene Serena]

Just seen that. Mm hm.

Poo troll? Not again

 

[Moaning Mrtyle]

Which thread can I see more of the outfits people 'show' off? I'm poorly so need a good cheering up!

 

[Thank(space)you]

What in the name of fiction is this loon on about?

This was doing the rounds on fb a while ago. People saying it isn't theft as you've not actually left the store without paying for the item. Because profit margins, yield loss etc don't matter

 

[Technobiff]

I'm sorry you've had that bad news @Wackie Jeaver R.I.P Sooty

 

[CrimsonCountess]

I can't find that thread! Apparently it's on AIBU but I am somehow missing it! Could someone PM me the link?

It's been moved out of aibu and into the christmas topic. If you go on there it's right near the top

 

[Brandshinynew]

When you're a size 12 bottom and age 90 on top

I can't even figure out what it's meant to be, a dress or a top??

 

[Tangent Tiger]

I'm so tempted to reply with:

OMG what a first world problem. People in Gaza/Ukraine/insert country at war would be happy to have any socks. God, they'd be happy to have feet.

But what if it's not you??? Then I'm just going to look MNbatshitcrazy.

Yes that was me! But decided on green socks with red wrapping paper.

 

[ShopTilYouSlop]

Someone has been on the sherry already

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Why's he tagging Julie? She's really not the biggest moderator twat.

 

[Technobiff]

@cowtastrophe Genius, absolutely spot on

 

[Lovespizza]

Just saw that threat about TL on MN. Never heard of her friend. The poster is quite nasty herself!

Ooh has she named the friend now? I searched ‘deformed baby’ and only one I could see was an Emma Claire? Whoever TF she is

 

[ghouliayelps]

Bet the HMV member of staff had a right laugh when they asked for them to be moved.

Even if the worker did move them i bet the mums would still kick off also is your pfp tobias forge

 

[Technobiff]

I’m not even being a tinkly gasping dick, I’m trying to understand? It seems to be describing something Christmassy you’re doing that edges on poshness/pretention, but with really annoying trying to be funny over the top language

Who, me or them?

 

[ShopTilYouSlop]

Someone with an awful lot of time on their hands, with a creative mind yet not enough intelligence to use it wisely.

I wonder if they actually had an end plan. Maybe they were going to go meet the mysterious Jeff and then disappear.

 

[Tangent Tiger]

What a dark cloud MN has cast over Xmas.
They are desperate to outdo each other with tales of crisis and petty shit.
They've ramped it up a gear this year.
And what an absolute fanny that man is crying with his turkey baster.

Aw, I did feel a bit sorry for him being made to feel uncomfortable in his own house on Xmas day when he'd gone to a lot of effort!

 

[Cinnabun]

Does anyone on here actually know anyone in real life who blathers on about being middle-class? I've got friends who live in big houses, friends who live in rented flats, one friend lives in a caravan, friends who earn shitloads, friends who are on NMW - we all get on well and there's never any kind of one-upmanship from the wealthy people. No-one talks about how much they spent on their clothes unless it was super cheap. No-one argues over whether Malbec is better than Merlot, we just drink it.

I am SO not a Mumsnetter.

I'm exactly the same. I've had posh friends since school whem my group made friends with some lads from the local public school. And I grew up in a - shock horror! - COUNCIL house. Everyone just gets on fine and there's no bragging or showing off.

Also. What the heck? And what the heck is that unsername supposed to mean?

 

[CrimsonCountess]

This one was something about someone's husband only gave them fluffy socks for Christmas?

 

[repairshoplover]

Has anyone seen the Big boobs thread where the op starts off as size 12, the 12-14 but maybe a 16 and is refusing to listen to anyone saying get measured properly?

 

[SnoopySnooper86]

I just saw a thread about “ruining Christmas” cause the turkey isn’t defrosting. I’m a vegetarian & obz a bit dense but isn’t a turkey just like a chicken than bigger & wouldn’t you buy it from the fresh meat section?

I’d defo cause salmonella if you asked me to cook you a turkey

 

[uberoblique]

The 'he put us on pornhub' has to be a windup surely?

Yeah. It doesn’t read right at all.

 

[Brandshinynew]

I don’t remember Clare. Pamela was only a few months ago

Thanks
Don't know how I missed that then