AIBU to tell a secret?! I don’t even have kids! I just find Mumsnet hilarious 
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This was a response to a thread from someone who feels depressed at turning 40. She’s not even bleeping 40 yet!
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It's always the chuffing menopause on Mumsnet!
I planned to get my ducks in a row today but the guys kept flapping their wings and paddling away from me so I’ll have to try again tomorrow after I log everything that's happening on my road with 101
Menopause or perimenopause for anything amiss after the age of 35. Once you're 50, then it's early onset dementia.
I saw at least two threads on chat about how they don't get the fuss over Happy Valley...
Now what I don't get is that there are many manu popular shows that aren't to my taste so I don't watch them and move on with my life. What makes someone think well *I* don't like this show and so I am going to take up my time creating a thread about it and talking about something I don't particularly like. Honestly it's a wonder they have the time what with their six figure jobs. Maybe that's why they all have cleaners and nannies, so they can spend time on MN.
Now what I don't get is that there are many manu popular shows that aren't to my taste so I don't watch them and move on with my life. What makes someone think well *I* don't like this show and so I am going to take up my time creating a thread about it and talking about something I don't particularly like. Honestly it's a wonder they have the time what with their six figure jobs. Maybe that's why they all have cleaners and nannies, so they can spend time on MN.
I can’t wait for Happy Valley tonight . I’ve got a roast chicken tray baked with potatoes and tomato,freekah and salad and I’m saving it to eat while I watch .
edited to say soz I thought I was on the food and drink thread! Not the first time I’ve done this
edited to say soz I thought I was on the food and drink thread! Not the first time I’ve done this
And crime that you don’t get in the naice leafy villages
What's freekah?I can’t wait for Happy Valley tonight . I’ve got a roast chicken tray baked with potatoes and tomato,freekah and salad and I’m saving it to eat while I watch .
edited to say soz I thought I was on the food and drink thread! Not the first time I’ve done this
OMG are you lower class or summat?!
(I dont know either...)I am under class, lower than the lowest of the lower class. I thought quinoa was pronounced QUIN - NOAH until about a month ago. I would make a rit mumsnetter.OMG are you lower class or summat?!
haven’t you lot heard of Google? What do you do with your spare time just stand around taking photos of your clothes or something?
(I dont know either, is it a typo OP or some sort of upper class pasta us chavs wouldn’t find in sainsburys? )
(I dont know either, is it a typo OP or some sort of upper class pasta us chavs wouldn’t find in sainsburys? )
It’s a grain you can cook up instead of rice for a wee change . I hadn’t heard of either til I lived in the Middle East and it’s bloody expensive here. I used to work in a heath shop and buy loads when it was reduced near its sell buy date.
I still can’t pronounce quinoa even though I’ve been told a million times
I mispronounce it just to annoy peopleI still can’t pronounce quinoa even though I’ve been told a million times
I know it's supposed to be keen-waaaaaah but I say it how it's written because I just can't bring myself to sound like that much of a wanker.I still can’t pronounce quinoa even though I’ve been told a million times
You met the lovely sparklingbrook then? The official mumsnet police officer/GP receptionist. Very busy, very important.Hi everyone, I’ve not posted on this thread before and I’ve skimmed a few pages back and not seen this mentioned, but sorry if you’ve already discussed it!
I love my twice daily mumsnet-scroll ritual, I think it’s genuinely a really great place for support on certain topics if the thread stays small/respectful, but the rest of it just makes me howl
anyway, my current gripe - has anyone noticed there’s a specific poster going on loads of AIBU threads and passive-aggressively saying they should have posted on another board and not AIBU? I’m desperate to tell them to get a lifeit’s a bloody message board, who cares? Besides, there’s topics for literally everything - if everyone posted only on the specifically relevant topic then there’d be no posts left in AIBU
Monday MN of things that never happened.
Because no one on MN ever answers their door....ever!
Because no one on MN ever answers their door....ever!
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I committed my first tattle sin this morning. A courier knocked wanting me to take in a HUGE parcel for a neighbour I hate so I didn’t answer the door made for a very weird exit to the car hoping I wasn’t spotted
made for a very weird exit to the car hoping I wasn’t spotted- Status