Mrs Meldrum #99 This isn’t just MLM, this is Meldrum Level Marketing

[Lurker34]

Don’t Arsebonne do some fizzy minge balm that she can shove up her chuff?

Excuses like that irritate me to my core. If the pains are too much to take your kid out, they should be too much to dress up and pose like a shitewank in front of a mirror.

 

[gee13]

Not in too much pain to be pratting around on Instagram though! I mean the first thing I do when I have horrendous period pains is put jeans on (wtf for a start!!) and take a picture of myself in the mirror

 

[Lurker34]

Me too!! I have a different issue when trampolining which may require a Tena lady!! Ahhh the joys of having kids.....!!

exactly this my cup works a treat but I’ll piss myself if I’m mildly startled. Age and kids have ruined me

 

[LennyBriscoe]

Poppy has gone trampolining with Lee whilst mummy stays at home twirling her hair and taking photos of herself cos she's got a sore tum tum. Poor mummy.

Who even tells Instagram when the Dons are playing at home! Glad daddy took Poppy trampolining. He’s maybe on next week

 

[Itsalwayssunny]

Who even tells Instagram when the Dons are playing at home! Glad daddy took Poppy trampolining. He’s maybe on next week

When the Don's are playing at home? Never heard that expression before

 

[Ballstowall]

Genuine question... Apart from the reason of disliking spending time with one’s youngest inconvenience, why can’t one trampoline when one is menstruating?

Probably scared her cup falls out her bucket fanny

 

[Itsalwayssunny]

Probably scared her cup falls out her bucket fanny

I doubt she has a bucket. Pretty sure she has probably only had sex 3 times in her life, each of those just to get pregnant. They are a complete sexless couple if ever I saw one

 

[ScottyT123]

Why is she acting like a smug leper?!

 

[LennyBriscoe]

When the Don's are playing at home? Never heard that expression before
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Aye, Dons playing at home, painters are in, got the blob...many a saying but never an excuse not to take my son to things

 

[Loopylips]

Like everyone else it’s really annoyed me today with the excuse - poppy will have no connection with her mum when she grows up. I have a narsacisistic parent and can see all the signs in Rebecca. I do honestly believe she had poppy because she saw the baby/toddler age as a big pull for her following and really did it for financial reasons, I wouldn’t even be surprised if it was even a reason she openly spoke of when convincing lee. I also think that shortly after she had poppy a lot of her followers saw a different side of her aka neonatal odd behaviour and DLP and her downfall began because of this and because she’s such a narsasist she wouldn’t even think it was due to her own behaviour and so blames and resents poppy.. this would account for lack of bond etc.... that’s my 2pence worth anyway

 

[Ohflogoff]

Why is she acting like a smug leper?!

“Healthy glow” filter

 

[tootsie]

Oh FFS I have that 50 shades of scotland print...have had it about 5 years and the artist is a fab children’s author and illustrator...and now all I will do every time I see it is think of bloody Beggy

 

[Pow]

Why are people asking how many kids she's got? Just Google and you'll find their names, D.O.B, lots of photos and probably loads of other creepy info. But you'd never know because she doesn't share them

 

[Yoyofloflo]

Wait what now? Blows off trampolining with Poppy because of her period and is so so so upset that she has to take a boomerang in the mirror twirling her mane! Oh but she is all better now and able to go out for a last supper with Lee. Honestly this woman makes my piss fizz.

 

[rather not stop]

The burping and hiccuping while talking seriously gives me the boak.

 

[Itsalwayssunny]

So all these people asking how many children she has and if she has children CLEARLY don't know how to scroll down a feed or look at highlights as I just found these without trying. Unless she has all these photos of someone else's children

 

[Sonofagun]

Her hair in her latest “tales from the private woods”. I can’t tell her hair apart from the coir dog lead around her neck!

 

[Peachbomb]

Ah the ski trip is on her highlights, my favourite!

 

[DinoDana]

Why are people asking how many kids she's got? Just Google and you'll find their names, D.O.B, lots of photos and probably loads of other creepy info. But you'd never know because she doesn't share them

More like trying to make out all her new followers are legit ... not bought. Why the duck would anyone stumble on her page and start following her now?? Spouting shite and virtually shagging her dog

 

[Uddlemupped]

Why are people asking how many kids she's got? Just Google and you'll find their names, D.O.B, lots of photos and probably loads of other creepy info. But you'd never know because she doesn't share them

Maybe Go Florrie & P are about to make a comeback.. I’m surprised she hasn’t wheeled them out to beg for Xmas presents for them