Mrs Meldrum #75 Mrs Meldrum Lady of Murder Mansion and Monarch of the Hounds!

[Fathead]

Oooh a Balmoral stay... on my list of must do's.

I'm pishing myself at the pishwari naan... Are this pair stuck in a bleeping time warp of their teens.... As in under 18s?

. We went bowling, drank lemonade.. .... Tell me more, tell me more, did you get very far?

Next title please

 

[littlemisspiggy]

What is actually wrong with these two?

Ealy bird dining and bowling for Valentines?
Not really matching up to this shite fake perfect Instagram life is it?

 

[Catwoman]

At least we now know where Rebeggar keeps her husband's balls...

 

[montydonfc]

Beggy loving a bit of ball action.. shame it won’t be the same time you get home Pat.

taking her for a chicken tikka massla and a pishwari naan and the only balls she’s tickling tonight is the wee white ones on the ping pong table.

 

[littlemisspiggy]

Beggy loving a bit of ball action.. shame it won’t be the same time you get home Pat.

taking her for a chicken tikka massla and a pishwari naan and the only balls she’s tickling tonight is the wee white ones on the ping pong table.

her dinner looked like tomato soup

 

[MoanieMummy]

Why team the dress with Doc Martin's

 

[BettyCrocker]

When does lee go back to work?

Wednesday next week

 

[Jolly jenny]

her dinner looked like tomato soup

What the chicken massla lol, must be different from masala, perhaps it comes with zero chicken.

 

[Shell777]

Someone screen shot the pishwari shot what a pair of thick assholes they are

 

[Catwoman]

Pishwari pre pingpong supper

 

[BettyCrocker]

Why team the dress with Doc Martin's

she thinks she’s edgy and cool....

she’s wrong.

 

[Catwoman]

she thinks she’s edgy and cool....

she’s wrong.

More like dredgy and a fool ..... Or a tool?

 

[Popper]

Pat’s talking Pishwari, that’s defo a chasni

 

[Silverheel]

Why team the dress with Doc Martin's

Flavour of the month for Pigeon Lady. Lol

Pishwari pre pinpong supper

Chicken Massla

 

[littlemisspiggy]

What the chicken massla lol, must be different from masala, perhaps it comes with zero chicken.

she said she wanted to go veggie
maybe she’s re manifesting?

that, or it was a shite dinner?

 

[Peachbomb]

That belter dinner, pishwari naan, ping pong, bowling, fizzy seeeties, tracksuit, missionary position and sleep.
Dreamy

 

[Truffle shufflle]

That belter dinner, pishwari naan, ping pong, bowling, fizzy seeeties, tracksuit, missionary position and sleep.
Dreamy

The definition of vanilla.

 

[MrBull]

My profile pic is Pat’s actual sex face.

He’s an absolute babe of a man!

 

[rather not stop]

Do we think they're in cahoots with Lane 7? Since that's 2 weeks in a row for our bad boy belter.

 

[Ohflogoff]

Do we think they're in cahoots with Lane 7? Since that's 2 weeks in a row for our bad boy belter.

Maybe lane seven is reserved for the celebrities and VIPs of Royal Deeside