Still baffles messy thinks we all jealous
I don't like their house
I don't rate her husband
I have no desire endless walks in the woods or coffee shop.
I don't admire their lack of parenting skills or her parents they let her go completely off rails.
No desire ever go on a Neilsons holiday.
I don't want dry damaged hair
I don't want dry damaged skin with lots of lines.
I don't want a messy dirty house.
I don't want a huge mortgage with no spare money to renovate.
We own same car minus knobhead personal number plate.
Your fashion style is not mine.
No desire spend spare cash on nails , expensive £60 gym membership or pt.
I can stay fit and healthy for free or cheap with the council facilities.
My kids so more activities and clubs than yours.
My kids attend amazing schools and are greatful for what they have.
I have lovely freinds and family, well behaved kids so I'm not sad jealous troll with sad lives.
Life is good because we work as equal team by husbands not my man slave.
We budget and spend responsibly.
We brought a house that was lower end of our budget so we can afford to do lovely things to it.
My summer holiday is already booked and paid for this year.
My husband doesn't pull stupid faces, be overly loud or dress like a teenager .
I may not be a dog owner but one day when we have the time and money yo be responsible pet owners.
Maybe when I don't have a small toddler as I want to focus on and ensure we do things and developmentally they doing well.
Want to have a few cheeky breaks in the sun until then and pay for useful things like tutoring/music grades / extra curricular competitive sports that get my children into best schools in the area not the nearest and only.
My kids have privacy and won't be a target for bullies at school especially seniors.
Locals don't despise my family or actively avoid.
LOVE THIS!!!!!