Yeah it’s the saying “ fly with the crows shot with the crows” anyway I don’t have a husband and my Audi is blue
I’m loving this banter tonight
Yeah it’s the saying “ fly with the crows shot with the crows” anyway I don’t have a husband and my Audi is blueBut when you’re affiliated to the oil you’re tarred with the same brush as these morons by what car you drive.
I like the styling of Audi but just too much stigma I’ll stick with my Far East brand of car
She might as well have #squadgoals...or are the ‘trendy’ kidz not putting that anymore?!What self respecting adult refers to their group of adult friends as “the dream team”
She makes me die with the claptrap she spouts. She’s like a dopey 12 year old.
Love that!The Oil wives chat on here is a bit... What happened to women supporting women?! (jokes ). Seriously though, there are plenty of oil husbands as well as females in the industry too. I also know twats that work in the oil and twats that don’t
Meanwhile. Thought you guys would like this. When head in the clouds floggers like Mrs M come out with all their twee crap about pouring from an empty cup and such like, selling us products that are supposed to make our lives easier/better (but really are just about making them money and profiting large corporations) - THIS sums up everything normal mums are probably feeling (and a reason why so many of us loathe the “perfect life” instamums!). Also it really annoyed me when Reb came away with her “where there’s a will there’s a way” about going to the gym when Lee went offshore. So unrelatable. Some of us, despite having the will, aren’t privileged enough to have the way.
https://www.todaysparent.com/blogs/opinion/self-care-is-a-bunch-of-bs/
Thing is they probably DO have many of the same struggles but they are in the business of portraying their life to be something else. Something perfect. Where they can yap on about self care or date nights (hate that phraseLove that!
That’s why I despise this sort of women so much. I would love to get my hair/nails etc done all the time but I have to save this for when it’s really needed for a night out etc as I work 40 hours a week and have kids doing activities almost every night - their choices not mine I’d happily have them at home or out with pals but it’s what they want to do. A shower on my own would be great but unless my oh and kids are not here and the cat is in hiding it never happens! I go to work for a break and hot tea
Surely there are some new stops on the Banchory tour, the gym, the woods...erm...the gym again?It's been joked about before but I think a Tattle meet up would be hilarious! All the local Tattlers meet up at the Birdhouse cafe. Instead of carrying a red rose to be recognisable we could all wear a headband of dreams!!
I would wonder if the Duldrums would also turn up....but they don't read Tattle do they Lee DO THEY LEE!!!
Looks like a nightieAm I right in thinking that hedge behind a 3’ privet.....which makes them munchkins....Pat really is a short arse and Reb the Badass not so Oompa Loompa now
If it makes you feel better when we ordered our VW Tiguan we got told that everything under an Audi bonnet is VW you’re paying stupid amount extra for the Audi badgeAbsolutely thisMy OH was expelled from 2 schools but has worked hard to get where he is from nothing, he’s not raking it in but considering where he started it’s an impressive turnaround and he’s not the only one sticking 2 fingers up to the snobs who talk shit about the area he grew up in and schools he attended.
Mortgages to the hilt, car finance, loans, credit cards, online shopping accounts, the list is endless! At the end of the month I know we have enough money to survive and have nice extras once the bills are paid without having to rely on credit. See it daily where we now live but my house wouldn’t be good enough! Although i do have the big car (needed for kids would rather have a hot hatch) but I can park it and private reg I’m more than happy keeping myself and kids grounded and appreciative of where their lifestyle comes from.
This is why I refuse to drive an Audi and I’m not the only one in my circledon’t get me wrong I know loads of people who do drive them that aren’t like this but it’s the few that give people these perceptions
Headband of dreams?It's been joked about before but I think a Tattle meet up would be hilarious! All the local Tattlers meet up at the Birdhouse cafe. Instead of carrying a red rose to be recognisable we could all wear a headband of dreams!!
I would wonder if the Duldrums would also turn up....but they don't read Tattle do they Lee DO THEY LEE!!!
I know this was a joke but If there is ever a sentence that makes me ashamed to be a woman (obviously I’m a lil white bitch but you get me) it’s thisWhat happened to women supporting women?!
I’m sure they have one or 8 accounts on hereIt's been joked about before but I think a Tattle meet up would be hilarious!
I would wonder if the Duldrums would also turn up....but they don't read Tattle do they Lee DO THEY LEE!!!
She dropped her off but Lee picked her upSorry if it’s sll ready been asked a few times but did I read correctly that she never went to school for Florence’s first day!? I’ve missed a few days of stories! Surely I’ve picked it up on the last thread wrongly………
Same with our Skoda Kodiaq which we were told is essentially an Audi Q7 at a fraction of the cost -VW, Audi, Skoda and Seat all use the exact same parts and engines!If it makes you feel better when we ordered our VW Tiguan we got told that everything under an Audi bonnet is VW you’re paying stupid amount extra for the Audi badge
Yes but a Skoda doesn’t have the same effect as a well financed flash car when your peacocking entering the unit gym giving it the big ‘I am’Same with our Skoda Kodiaq which we were told is essentially an Audi Q7 at a fraction of the cost -VW, Audi, Skoda and Seat all use the exact same parts and engines!
Gucci or Primark, both made in sweatshops by kidsOf course the car dealership told you that [emoji1787]
The girl in Primark said my £7 tshirt was made in the exact same factory as the Gucci ones... [emoji85][emoji1787]
Anyway, I don’t get all this ‘oil wives’ chat - it’s a bit demeaning to be honest. I’m not sure what some of you guys think the wages are offshore, but it doesn’t automatically make you rich.
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I live no where near the oil industy.Of course the car dealership told you that [emoji1787]
The girl in Primark said my £7 tshirt was made in the exact same factory as the Gucci ones... [emoji85][emoji1787]
Anyway, I don’t get all this ‘oil wives’ chat - it’s a bit demeaning to be honest. I’m not sure what some of you guys think the wages are offshore, but it doesn’t automatically make you rich.
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If my daughter had got knocked up by accident straight from uni and never bothered to work a day in her life, I probably wouldn't rush to babysit for her! If she was working hard, even at actually being a mother, then I'd definitely offer some help and time off. But what the actual fuck does she need a break from?!Are we sure they all oil wives
Thought kaths husband Mr watts was a plumber.
I gather they all wives and spouses of lees mates as some look older.
Are they all school mums too?
They never do its always lees mum
Yip. Sure is. Not a fn clue. 0It’s so common it’s unbelievable! 500k house, 2 Audis on the drive with personalised reg each, dripping in designer gear, but everything is maxed out. That’s the North East formula
Excellent article. Feel like posting it as a comment on every self care shit post from any lying, shady influencer peddling some crap to their followers. Loads of them are guilty of it, but Meldrum has had had classic onesThe Oil wives chat on here is a bit... What happened to women supporting women?! (jokes ). Seriously though, there are plenty of oil husbands as well as females in the industry too. I also know twats that work in the oil and twats that don’t
Meanwhile. Thought you guys would like this. When head in the clouds floggers like Mrs M come out with all their twee crap about pouring from an empty cup and such like, selling us products that are supposed to make our lives easier/better (but really are just about making them money and profiting large corporations) - THIS sums up everything normal mums are probably feeling (and a reason why so many of us loathe the “perfect life” instamums!). Also it really annoyed me when Reb came away with her “where there’s a will there’s a way” about going to the gym when Lee went offshore. So unrelatable. Some of us, despite having the will, aren’t privileged enough to have the way.
https://www.todaysparent.com/blogs/opinion/self-care-is-a-bunch-of-bs/
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