Yeah it’s the saying “ fly with the crows shot with the crows” anyway I don’t have a husband and my Audi is blueBut when you’re affiliated to the oil you’re tarred with the same brush as these morons by what car you drive.
I like the styling of Audi but just too much stigma I’ll stick with my Far East brand of car
She might as well have #squadgoals...or are the ‘trendy’ kidz not putting that anymore?!
Love that!The Oil wives chat on here is a bit... What happened to women supporting women?! (jokes
Meanwhile. Thought you guys would like this. When head in the clouds floggers like Mrs M come out with all their twee crap about pouring from an empty cup and such like, selling us products that are supposed to make our lives easier/better (but really are just about making them money and profiting large corporations) - THIS sums up everything normal mums are probably feeling (and a reason why so many of us loathe the “perfect life” instamums!). Also it really annoyed me when Reb came away with her “where there’s a will there’s a way” about going to the gym when Lee went offshore. So unrelatable. Some of us, despite having the will, aren’t privileged enough to have the way.
https://www.todaysparent.com/blogs/opinion/self-care-is-a-bunch-of-bs/
Thing is they probably DO have many of the same struggles but they are in the business of portraying their life to be something else. Something perfect. Where they can yap on about self care or date nights (hate that phraseLove that!
That’s why I despise this sort of women so much. I would love to get my hair/nails etc done all the time but I have to save this for when it’s really needed for a night out etc as I work 40 hours a week and have kids doing activities almost every night - their choices not mine I’d happily have them at home or out with pals but it’s what they want to do. A shower on my own would be great but unless my oh and kids are not here and the cat is in hiding it never happens! I go to work for a break and hot tea
)... almost always with a view to selling us something.Surely there are some new stops on the Banchory tour, the gym, the woods...erm...the gym again?
Looks like a nightie
If it makes you feel better when we ordered our VW Tiguan we got told that everything under an Audi bonnet is VW you’re paying stupid amount extra for the Audi badgeAbsolutely thisMy OH was expelled from 2 schools but has worked hard to get where he is from nothing, he’s not raking it in but considering where he started it’s an impressive turnaround and he’s not the only one sticking 2 fingers up to the snobs who talk tit about the area he grew up in and schools he attended.
Mortgages to the hilt, car finance, loans, credit cards, online shopping accounts, the list is endless! At the end of the month I know we have enough money to survive and have nice extras once the bills are paid without having to rely on credit. See it daily where we now live but my house wouldn’t be good enough! Although i do have the big car (needed for kids would rather have a hot hatch) but I can park it
and private reg
I’m more than happy keeping myself and kids grounded and appreciative of where their lifestyle comes from.
This is why I refuse to drive an Audi and I’m not the only one in my circle
I know this was a joke but If there is ever a sentence that makes me ashamed to be a woman (obviously I’m a lil white witch but you get me) it’s this
I’m sure they have one or 8 accounts on here
maybe they can arrange a group discount for a table at the gleneagles 
She dropped her off but Lee picked her up
Same with our Skoda Kodiaq which we were told is essentially an Audi Q7 at a fraction of the cost -VW, Audi, Skoda and Seat all use the exact same parts and engines!If it makes you feel better when we ordered our VW Tiguan we got told that everything under an Audi bonnet is VW you’re paying stupid amount extra for the Audi badge
Yes but a Skoda doesn’t have the same effect as a well financed flash car when your peacocking entering the unit gym giving it the big ‘I am’
Gucci or Primark, both made in sweatshops by kids
I live no where near the oil industy.
If my daughter had got knocked up by accident straight from uni and never bothered to work a day in her life, I probably wouldn't rush to babysit for her! If she was working hard, even at actually being a mother, then I'd definitely offer some help and time off. But what the actual duck does she need a break from?!
Yip. Sure is. Not a fn clue. 0It’s so common it’s unbelievable! 500k house, 2 Audis on the drive with personalised reg each, dripping in designer gear, but everything is maxed out. That’s the North East formula
Excellent article. Feel like posting it as a comment on every self care tit post from any lying, shady influencer peddling some crap to their followers. Loads of them are guilty of it, but Meldrum has had had classic onesThe Oil wives chat on here is a bit
Meanwhile. Thought you guys would like this. When head in the clouds floggers like Mrs M come out with all their twee crap about pouring from an empty cup and such like, selling us products that are supposed to make our lives easier/better (but really are just about making them money and profiting large corporations) - THIS sums up everything normal mums are probably feeling (and a reason why so many of us loathe the “perfect life” instamums!). Also it really annoyed me when Reb came away with her “where there’s a will there’s a way” about going to the gym when Lee went offshore. So unrelatable. Some of us, despite having the will, aren’t privileged enough to have the way.
https://www.todaysparent.com/blogs/opinion/self-care-is-a-bunch-of-bs/
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The anxiety curing Boden Jumper... 
The gym & PT (as mentioned the Where's there's a will there's a way patronising comment) 
The solo parenting whilst doing the kitchen lies 
The magic tea, has to be in a mug hugged by her jewell laden hands, knuckles often covered 
The magic skincare routines 
Being Leesa and Rebeggar, not mummy & Daddy 
The magic vitamins 
Crystals, reiki, yoga, 
Nail and Hair cure all 
Switch off Sunday lies when videos of speed 'cleans" show her obsessional checking of her phone... She has a physical addiction and should consider surgery to getting her phone removed from her hand, same time removing her head from her arse hole. 
The importance of Date nights (with her parents....) 
The obsessional self preening whilst kids are unsupervised 
Playing Spandau Ballet 'Gold "loudly. 
Pleasing yourself all the time. Never showing consideration or compassionation to others, particularly in lifts with the Team or in your photos or subject matter 
Shove your kids to bed early and watch any old crap on telly 
Putting yourself first.... Always 
