Mrs Meldrum #39 Lee. Before you go on the dole tell us what's in your hole.

I’ll do a checkpea and cocunt salad

Hey as long as you load it up with bad boy belter chillis -MEGA HOT- and lassssshings of Tabasco I’m in!

Anyone doing a cheeseboard? Pats got his finest blue cheese to add to it.

 

[Peachbomb]

Will there be time to go to Zara and admire ourselves and then moan that there are NO XXSMALLs left?

 

Better not make it a Saturday, not sure if we'll have the facilities to rustle up any pancakes............

 

[Peachbomb]

I’m laughing far more than I should be at this it’s brilliant!

I’ve tinkered a bit with the recipe so it doesn’t contain any sponsored content and I’m going to call it Tattler-ziki.

 

[montydonfc]

Better not make it a Saturday, not sure if we'll have the facilities to rustle up any pancakes............

That’s okay we can have some grinola if we run out of pancakes

 

Will there be time to go to Zara and admire ourselves and then moan that there are NO XXSMALLs left?

Yes, that would be right next to the TK Maxx pilgrimage, and right before the road to Meerkat Meals and bowling

 

Don’t forget we need to swing by “the lodge” for a cosy hot chocolate by the real log fire!!!

 

[Doright]

Are the Meldrums still MIA then?
Thought they were only taking a week off? Do we know why the extra days?

It will look good on her anxiety card!

 

That’s okay we can have some grinola if we run out of pancakes

Then we'll have the box for the party game..........Boss Girl planning, you'll go far

 

[BettyCrocker]

I’ll bring a supply of over sized chunky knit jumpers so we can stay cosy (and take close up photos of our hands covered in the jumper sleeve, wrapped around a mug with the fire out of focus in the background)
Also a bottle of local so so kindly gifted small batch Gin
And.....
I’M MAKING A PAVLOVA!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Alightened]

Can I bring my power washer

 

Don’t forget we need to swing by “the lodge” for a cosy hot chocolate by the real log fire!!!

Paddling in the River Dee in your Hunter wellies or reenacting Pat And Reb's first meeting, Titanic stylee with a dinghy, purely optional.
SCOLTY!!!!.... We HAVE to go see the tree............DON'T We Tattlers ?

 

[Bernie]

Hey you mad lot , I'm SUPPOSED to be working . There's more entertainment on here than the Meldrums Channel . keep it up

 

Can I bring my power washer

Yes, it's likely the hobbits might get over enthusiastic if we make admission to the spray tanning booth kindly gifted.............

Any one making up " self care packages" to go in the party bags ? Sure Primark have socks currently on offer

 

[Bubblegum & Rosie]

Paddling in the River Dee in your Hunter wellies or reenacting Pat And Reb's first meeting, Titanic stylee with a dinghy, purely optional.
SCOLTY!!!!.... We HAVE to go see the tree............DON'T We Tattlers ?

Surely you mean your Dubarry boots that you have had for yurrrss!?

 

[Alightened]

And........ to finish the day off we can all go and watch the great unveiling of Pat's hole. How's about that for a finale

 

[rather not stop]

Reading this thread in tears you bunch of bad boy belters!!!

Hope someone's taking a GoPro - one of us (likely one of the hobbits) can run ahead, hide it in a hedge, then run back and join everyone as we stroll aimlessly by - seamless!

 

[Pandafeet]

And when it's aaaaaaaall over and we're "absolutely shattered" we'll all go pick our kids/partners/cats/dogs/souls up from kids club or....Mimie's or Nana's or wherever the hell we decided to dump them this morning and go home to Instagram ourselves in a silky nightie to lure Lee back home. Bedtime story will be from "mummy and me", so 0.5 seconds later we'll all be faaaaast asleep. Night night tattlers, it's been quite the waste of time

 

SPOTTED in Royal Deeside
Head rep of Tattler Mooch Up now taking bookings for the long awaited Tattle Tour!

*actual picture of the famous mr goose

 

[NoseyRosey]

who wants to edit the photos after for that orange glow effect before we post them