Because you can afflink a protein powder miracle in a tub, you can't with a decent steak from Aldi.... She's a shady, lying so and so.
Mrs Meldrum #153 full of scrunchies and bad decisions
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Looks like a right snooty cow here.
Realist 
I’ve never seen anyone in the world who has so many ridiculous dreams at her age. You just know she watches racy period dramas thinking the characters are her and Harry Styles
I’ve never seen anyone in the world who has so many ridiculous dreams at her age. You just know she watches racy period dramas thinking the characters are her and Harry Styles
Well, she is definitely simple!Realist
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But she is not a realist at all!True - and it’s not the case in either sense of the wordWell, she is definitely simple!
I think she forgets that we see the things she says and does
It’s that nose!!
Forgot it’s packed lunch day…. No wonder the girls need to reminder her 
She’s a “righty” - is that a reference to her politics?!
That’s shocking. Occasionally I wake up on a packed lunch day and think oh tit I forgot it was packed lunch today - as in; I didn’t make them up last night so I need to do it this morning before the school run. But I ALWAYS have packed lunch stuff in the house to quickly put one together. AND I WORK FULL TIME! She should be ashamed of herselfForgot it’s packed lunch day…. No wonder the girls need to reminder her
One story about how she's out of food for packed lunch, the next story a free hamper full of food 
Can we also stop to take stock of this being what Binny thinks is a suitable lunch for a growing child at school?
How do they not have bread in the house for a sandwich?
Pasta for a pasta salad?
Just…anything…?
When I think I am a disorganised mess, I just take one look at this idiot and realise I’m doing ok How can she be so disorganised when she doesn’t work? I don’t get it. I work 35 hours a week so not quite full time but enough to be spinning lots of plates and yet I can manage a packed lunch without rushing to the shops of a morning 
How can she be so disorganised when she doesn’t work? I don’t get it. I work 35 hours a week so not quite full time but enough to be spinning lots of plates and yet I can manage a packed lunch without rushing to the shops of a morning It's not a 'dash' when you have time to take a tedious picture of your tedious life..
2 yogurts, a lunchable and a pack of tomatoes/peppers? What kind of bleeping lunch is that?!
An insufficient one for any child!
Probably went on the way to school & then threw the stuff in their lunch boxes - lazy, incompetent dim wit!
Two FAT FREE yoghurts, at that.
Whilst being in a huff
No doubt blaming the girls for not leaving her a note to remind her like they had to last time!