I have to immortalise this absolute shite here
“I can sometimes be quite manic, and then others times very like “oooo” there’s not really much of an in-between with me, there is an in-between, I get really fixated on things”
Rebecca you are a bored housewife with no purpose. No need for a diagnoses here.
Nope, still not seeing why she thinks she had it. Poppy hasn’t slept well and doesn’t dance to her tune so she’s Googled it and thinks that she has ADHD. Half of the reason she is how she is is because she’s thick and the other is because she’s lazy. Throw on a sprinkle of entitlement, ignorance and boredom and that’s what I see. She is so insulting and doesn’t care. “I don’t mean this flippantly...” before she diagnoses herself and comes out with pug ignorant shite.
It’s not ADHD to fixate on your hair - it’s because you’re married to a man who likes his wifey to look a certain way. And you’re bored.
It’s not ADHD to want to live abroad - it’s normal. A lot of people fantasise about jacking it all in and living in the son. And you’re bored.
It’s not ADHD to worry about what you’re going to wear on holiday, it’s self-absorbed vanity and a failure to think about anyone else. This is made worse by the fact you have three daughters (who you probably leave to pack their own cases) and whose holidays you ruin because you’ve set unrealistic weight loss targets on yourself and you haven’t met them. You’ve got far too much time on your hands so you’re bored.
“Not that I would do anything about it”, get in the sea fuckface. And tidy that room you’re in you lazy walloper