Insane the luck he seems to have @CAJ1980 hope your friends husband gets home soon!
Mrs Meldrum #134 Not by the hairs of my chinny chin chin I will not let the Tattlers win!
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Probably had a tantrum and he had to swim back in a survival suit!
He’s looking well
And doesn’t he look delighted to be home……..;-)
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I swear to God he looks worse every time
She is such a bleeping melt. Who picks anyone up from the heliport or airport/train station and MAKES THEM DRIVE HOME 
Didn’t she get a HIDEOUS pair of “naice” boots last winter?
I can’t believe she made Lee drive home. (Well, I can).
I can’t believe she made Lee drive home. (Well, I can).
It’s literally like the minute he walks over the carpark, he has to run around after her
“Oh Meld, you drive home so I can take photos of you and us and the Tesla to show those Tattle Bastards how rich and happy we are!
Oh and by the way, I’m going for a drinky poo with Dadsy at the golf club tonight, only Bertie and I are invited. So if you could pick them up from school, feed them and look after them from now until you go back offshore, there’s a good mug”
“Oh Meld, you drive home so I can take photos of you and us and the Tesla to show those Tattle Bastards how rich and happy we are!
Oh and by the way, I’m going for a drinky poo with Dadsy at the golf club tonight, only Bertie and I are invited. So if you could pick them up from school, feed them and look after them from now until you go back offshore, there’s a good mug”
Has he got a comb over?!
Yep hes going bald at the front there so hes trying ti push the hair from the back over the front to hide it!!! What a twit!!!!!!
Ah dear looks like the narrow footbed is hereditary
Was just thinking the same thing!! I'd rather get the bleeping bus home, the cheeky cow!She is such a bleeping melt. Who picks anyone up from the heliport or airport/train station and MAKES THEM DRIVE HOME
Surprised he doesn’t get a taxi and expense it. Although.. he’s likely in too junior a position for that perk.
Does she not realise this is not bleeping newsworthy to anyone apart from her
She’s an absolute joke! After school entertainment from daddy so she can relax? She spends her whole flipping life relaxed. All she does is walk the dog and coffee with ‘chums’, what the hell does she need to relax from? I’ve never seen a mum who just doesn’t want to be with her kids, who constantly moans about them, doesn’t cook for them, get them proper haircuts. As soon as those girls get older and move out the better they’ll be. She’s just a joke.
Lee is an even bigger joke for putting up with this bullshit. She treats him like tit and hes so whipped that he takes it. Pathetic little shite.
That narrow footbed is a witch, imagine not being able to wear your expensive wellies for very long because your feet are so so teeny tiny skinny.
Boo hoo
Also, if I had to spend 2 weeks on an oil rig with Pat you can be damn sure he would be the first one that would be getting on the helicopter, he’s probably top of the list for being such an irritating wee jessie.
Boo hoo
Also, if I had to spend 2 weeks on an oil rig with Pat you can be damn sure he would be the first one that would be getting on the helicopter, he’s probably top of the list for being such an irritating wee jessie.
I think he’ll be gone as soon as the girls have left home. I’m sure he’s only staying with her whilst they’re little. I bet he despises her!
Nah lee is a little weed of a “man” - he hasnt got the brain capacity nor the bollocks to leave her. He’s terrified of her & you can tell he shits his pants when hes near her Dad.
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