Mrs Meldrum #108 She’s too lazy for a job, letters to the council prove she’s a snob!

[Ohflogoff]

Classic pit fall of keeping up with the Joneses.

Buying things you don’t need, with money you don’t have, to impress people you don’t like.

If I were an influencer, I’d pretend it was amazing and do a swipe up to JL. Think of that dollar of the sheep. Ah well, missed that trick. Maybe next time.

 

[Redbreast]

Who the bloody hell poses like this in real life for a picture ? what an absolute twat!

Intoverted self-conscious woman

 

[Pissedoffwithinfluencers]

Preparing for a days work in their house

 

[Motherthreebeige]

God I wish Trimmy London would change that Contentious to Conscientious

 

[Likeagilmore]

Why does she call it the capital. I know it is but I feel like she’s trying to be “edgy” with it. Just say Edinburgh!! Booked a wee trip to Edinburgh. It just sounds so wanky. (This could just be cause it’s come from her )

 

[BettyCrockerr]

Imagine your life being so dull, so empty that you had to make up a pretend job to try to imply you had something remotely interesting going on....

 

[Winterqueen]

So is she saying that anyone who goes to the gym for the first time looks like a dick for not knowing where anything is. She’s so encouraging for anyone wanting to start going to the gym. She just looks like a dick by being her.

 

[Catwoman]

Oh my, that has seriously made me laugh first thing this morning. It's so bad it's hilarious. Begster, the Inchmarlo Activities Coordinator. Seriously I'm weeping here. She'll get a job at the new Hotel in the kids club, she loves kids so much.

 

[Ohflogoff]

Who does a work out and doesn’t get their sweaty bod in the shower, but just washes their face?

 

[BettyCrockerr]

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Is she being serious a almost 4 year in a stroller WTF !! Why does she even still have a pram/buggy ! I'm actually in shock and disbelief. If the kid is tired why drag her to the shops.

She is such a fucking useless excuse for a parent. Isn’t Poppy in nursery 5 days a week?

 

[BettyCrockerr]

View attachment 540109Mum life ah I needed a good laugh.

She just wanted to show off those hideous trainers that she thinks are the mutts nuts. When in reality they look like the shoes old men wear to play lawn bowls

 

[Fineapple]

Thankssss huns. Just off to get my hair dyed 79 shades of yellow so I can be a Meldrum xo

 

[Hellofresh]

Yesterday when she played the girls singing to her I thought how lucky you are and you don’t even know it

I just thought, how staged, she can’t even give those girls her full attention when they’re singing happy birthday to herright girls, when I press record start singing, and don’t forget to say how much you love me at the end, how else was she able to record it?

 

[#hereforit]

OMG, she can’t use her new Dyson Airwrap (that she bought for herself for her birthday, but it’s not actually her birthday yet....) on her extensions

 

[BettyCrockerr]

Jesus. How can this daft woman not understand basic parenting?!! GIVE YOUR KID MORE TO EAT AT DINNER TIME AND OFFER TOAST OR CEREAL SHORTLY BEFORE BEDTIME!!!!!

 

[Lhasalife]

‘Missed’ LOL Like when you send yourself a text to make sure they are working when you’ve not heard from someone!

Somebody needs to tell her you don’t flourish by sitting about and waiting for things to come to you! You need to get out there and work hard!

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Rebecca on the beg - as if she would have missed a PR e-mail!!!!!!

And now we know why she has been moaning about her hair - to flog vitamins with a swipe up and the tiniest add I have ever seen!!! Not seen the Lumi for 2 days - who is calling it's gone belly up!!!!!

 

[#hereforit]

Oh fuck off Beggy, you do not spend some time every night planning activities like that for your girls. Taking a few screenshots of Pinterest doesn’t make you in to super mum overnight. I feel extra angry tonight as I am primary trained and I know how much effort can go in to preparing activities like that. Fine, if she is going to do some stuff with Poppy tomorrow, then great (although I won’t believe it until I see evidence), but don’t make other parents feel shit because they aren’t providing 39485 Pinterest play set ups every day.

Next, she’ll make a you tube video as a self appointed ‘expert’ on early education and Montessori inspired play

 

[Notenoughgin]

Quick answer to tattle ‘I only went out for 20 mins when lees brother was here’ Get off Instagram, get off tattle and GET. A. LIFE!

 

[Pityparty]

How is she managing to do these talking stories about not wearing foundation and there isnt a peep from the children like theres no sound at all. I have 3 children and I dont think there is a moment of the day they are silent

She said they were out on the trampoline and she was watching them. Except she wasn't watching them at all, she was watching herself.

 

[Hereforthehottea]

Can’t work out if she’s thick, ignorant or what. Posts about the press being respectful then refers to Her Majesty as ‘Queenie’.