This has made me laugh probably more than it should have
GUD MORNIN BOSS YA WEE PEACH, YA KEN HOW MA BOSS BABE BELTER WIFE WAS PURE RAKIN IT IN BY WHORING MA WHOLE FAMILY OOT FIR CASH AND FREE POTS OF YOGURT UND SHITE BULKING CERAL, WELL SHE ROYALLY FUCKED THE WHOLE THING UP BY BEING A WEE RACIST SCUMBAG AND NOW A NEED TAE GET MA WEE GINGERY ARSE BACK ONTO A RIG SO MY MURDER HOUSE DISNAE GET REPOSSESSED AND SO A CAN STILL TRY TAE PRETEND AV GOT CASH IN THA BANK AND THAT MA WIFES NO A COMPLETE
bleeping HEADCASE, YA KEN AYE? CHEERS YA
bleeping EMPLOYMENT PEACH!