A festive day with family and friends..
my recap because I’m kinda bored. ?
She couldn’t get a (
sponsored) hair appointment for ages,
and like hell shes gonna pays.
So she lobs it off herself.
(Let’s hope Chicken royal got a spon vasectomy or she’d be lobbing them off with the butter knife too )
I see them in pizza express and almost want proof she’s paid for it.
Show them receipts guuurl ?
we see you looking for free dough balls..
we see you ?
Not a fan of the hair rebby, sorry.
Or the lipstick, again sorry.
Popping into the shops for dinner?!
Don’t go near the onions or you’ll end up with a new jumper, a leopard print jumpsuit and a flannel house coat to match an apron you’ll return tomorrow. We know you can’t go into the shops without a cheeky little shop (returnable/spon haul!)
Maybe florry nugget has sore eyes from the amount of paint, decorating and cleaning you’ve done in such a short space of time?!
So many rooms In an unventilated house and add to that a fire burning nightly?!
Just a thought, if her eyes are sore and it’s not a “headache” it might be worth looking at other reasons.
Having said that specsavers do kiddy Spons right, the SJ’s got one as did Louise Pentland so why not chance your arm!!
The tree is nice il give you that
“full and bushy”
Like you’re ego and your hair right now,
An incoming compliment
I don’t hate the hair in this shot.
I DO hate the Padded out cleaning routine... thank god for the skip 10 second feature.
Fake poo...... unlike your content, which is genuine, authentic real poo.
Friends that haven’t seen the house, gawwwd your own friends can even watch Meldrum QVC!!
HOW MANY TIMES DO YOU NEED TO BLITZ THE HOUSE!! How dirty are you lot.
If lee hasn’t made the curry, tattle don’t care. Sorry hun
The sitting room looks like a mausoleum.
“It’s Bang on midnight....”
yo Casper.. where you at! It’s the witching hour ? you get free rein in the crypt/sitting room ?
Have fun!!!!