Mrs Hinch #71 Jizzy water ball, salty stews, Hinch’s veg rack makes the news!

[Pinchers]

Am I reading this right? £7.45 for these EACH and she bought 12? Nearly £90 for silver twigs and berries? Relatable much.... RIP B&M Xmas hauls.

 

[Llamabama]

“They only have 49 followers so so cute!”

CONDESCENDING CUNT

 

[YouBeYouBoo]

DEAR SOPHIE,

WE'RE ALL AS GOOD AS YOU, IF NOT, BETTER.

OK, THANKS, BYE!!!!
PS, I would love to see Catherine Tate do a Hinch sketch - I reckon she'd do an epic job

 

[Bimbles28]

The only time I get new decorations is when my son wants to pick one out for the tree. What’s wrong with traditional Christmas colours too? I love the traditional red it just reminds me so much more of Christmas and this time of year.

I wish she would stop insulting the Christian religion and making Christmas a gimmick and calling it hinchmas. I’m not even religious but I imagine it’s quite disrespectful and insulting. She’s actually a jingle bell end.

 

[Angielou1980]

Barely recognisable without a filter

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Hair extensions aside, which I'm not a fan of, she looks MILES better in natural photos of her. Just a normal fairly pretty woman. She wants to be so relatable, well show your normal face Soph. It makes you far more 'one of us'.

 

[Elledoc82]

Errrm no soph they don’t have 49 followers, they are following 49 accounts

 

[TheBlueDonkey]

Check the trout pout on this lol

 

[tippingpoint]

She’s not even one of those “Well I don’t post every moment of my life types”. She openly talks every single day about her boring fucking life. She’s a new mum and she’s made her home how she wants it - no one is expecting her to go out every weekend. Or even once a month. However she’s got all this money and time and the most adventurous she gets is a fucking top 10 baked potato tour of Essex with her mum and husband. Go take Trace to Nobu for her birthday or something.

 

[ltlurker]

Slightly off topic... but when I first came to this site, I mentioned that my sister was still an obsessed hincher. She wouldn't listen to me when I told her things that Hinch does. Anyway... I saw her yesterday and started to talk about tattle and things we have mentioned on here and guess what... She also hates Hinch too now. Honestly guys, if she has been put off then a lot of others will be waking up soon too!

SPREAD THE WORD OF TATTLE

 

[bluey]

Just because she’s boosted their followers doesn’t mean it’s boosted sales.
A follow isn’t a sale u stupid bint!

 

[Noseycow]

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Oh Jesus. Everyone report that person. She’s doing my nut in.

Please dm your dad Fucking hell

 

[motherofdonkeys]

 

[Bubbles85]

You are my people!

I’m relatively new here, lurked for a long time but honestly you are all so spot on. I used to like Mrs Hinch but since reading this forum I’ve realised I’d been totally blind to how grabby she is!

 

[Therealist]

Notice how Jamie was protective as Henry passed by ronnies face?

That was either natural parental protection mode or they Know there’s a jealousy issue with Henry.

Either way why doesn’t hinch do things like that rather than forcing it?!

Another not going “out out” mention
Doth protest too much

 

[Polkadot123]

Reminding us again that she PAID for this!
Can't wait to see the finished project.
How patronising to describe the 49 followers as cute!

 

[a.pain]

Who called it that she should be more aware of TheNurseMum? Apparantly she messaged her lol so soph clearly read that! Hi Soph!

Aside from this not saying she shouldn’t help obvs - nurse mum is amazing

Except the nurse mum put up a story saying she messaged Mrs hinch back a few times after Mrs hinch asked what she could do to help and never got a reply sorry nurse mum but if you were Stacey Solomon she would have seen your messages I wouldn’t hold out hope xx

 

[Oopsididitagainandagain]

This thread literally gets me through newborn night feeds - thanks tattle

 

[Not fussed]

Now a beg for centre parks!
She said she would rather go there over Dubai fuck off.

Why did she not go there for honeymoon then rather than Maldives

 

[letsmeltthatlard]

5.99 to listen to a horse faced bastard who smoked throughout one of her pregnancies talk about motherhood... fuck off.

also, when mrs grinch puts "ATB" does it stand for "All Tacky Bollocks" but her grinchers are too blinded by all the chemicals to notice?

 

[Snoozeswitch]

The way she says ‘I got thisssssss’ in such a braggy cunt smary tone we get it, you’re rich and want for nothing you brat

What grinds my gears is when she’s says it’s only!
Small reindeer “It’s only £15!” Only £15! I bet she’s spent well over £250 today on Christmas bits.