Mrs Hinch #696

[Brightstar72]

I’ll bring the cottage pie topped with half a ton of cheese shhhtrings

 

[Wize Owl]

I’m coming dressed in my wedding dress of course, but will be wearing a Llama mask and dancing like this…… I might even do the worm dance

 

[Zofloragirl]

I’ll be making a chocolate cake. It will be shop bought, encircled by 4 finger Kit Kats and piled high with sweets and chocolates.

 

[Gullible no more!]

I'll bring nachos with 8 gallons of chilli sauce and tit all over them .....

 

[lunaloulou]

I’ll be making a chocolate cake. It will be shop bought, encircled by 4 finger Kit Kats and piled high with sweets and chocolates.

Oooh i forgot about that one ha ha

 

[tikimelon]

My votes on a severe case of pink eye from shitting in blankets then crying into them

 

[springheeledyeti]

I’ll be there with the pasta popsscchhh and Ribena

 

[Wize Owl]

Shall we invite to the party the Garage floor men, BTEC Brad the Cad, Vulva Driveway men, the AmaZON delivery guy and the Postie (I accidentally wrote Pistie then ) Oooh and the guys who cleaned the roof and the tend grass layers?

 

[teshhco-tart]

I'll bring tchikin wings! For any vegetarian hunz I will bring pepperoni puff pastry rollz xx

 

[Lisav]

I'll show everyone how to do the funky worm

 

[teshhco-tart]

Shall we invite to the party the Garage floor men, BTEC Brad the Cad, Vulva Driveway men, the AmaZON delivery guy and the Postie (I accidentally wrote Pistie then ) Oooh and the guys who cleaned the roof and the tend grass layers?

We need a venue! What about that woman's big kitchin? But where are we all gonna park... WHERE TO HANG THE COATS??!

 

[Wize Owl]

Also, do you think we should invite Trace down from the loft for the party, the poor love doesn’t get out much and when she does Sopha eats her food (IYKYK)

Oooooh and the guest of honour should be….. the Ghosssst of the Back Passssssage (AKA Blankie @Swedish chef )

 

[Erica24]

I will be bring soggy crumpets topped with pre grated plastic cheese and will be the easily identifiable as the dryrobe wanker/chicken whisperer.

 

[Wize Owl]

We need a venue! What about that woman's big kitchin? But where are we all gonna park... WHERE TO HANG THE COATS??!

Laura’s Kitchen is the perfect venue, it’s so BIG Hopefully she’ll have a well signposted obvious car park and a big front hall for our coats….. or we’ll have to cry into our barfffroom blanketsssh

 

[anniemouse]

I’m gonna wear a crochet beach cover-up dress so short you can see my breakfast

 

[mammaof3]

Worm.

 

[Wize Owl]

Guyssssh, I’ve decided to get my hair specially done for the party, but I can’t decide on scraggly straw extensionsssh or a helmet-head hairdo

I think I’d best go for the extensionsssh as you wouldn’t see the helmet-head hairdo under my Llama head mask

 

[Duchessofmanchester]

We could always have the party at the deserving family's house. If the weather's nice we can all sit on the perGOALa.

 

[Londonchick]

I'm chuckling away to myself so much here while trying not to wake my actually toddler who has just fallen asleep on me

 

[Sazz1006]

I’m gonna wear a crochet beach cover-up dress so short you can see my breakfast

Ah, but has it got a big hole in the sleeve?