Was she actually miming? I couldn't tell with how loud the music was.
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She admitted later to be singing along but I only hear the odd squeal.
I’ll bring leads to walk all the dogs 
Gonna bring some bingo counters to chuck about in case I'm not getting enough attention 
I’m dying at all of these 
Sure. I’ll pop a marquee up on my tend farm land.Shall we invite to the party the Garage floor men, BTEC Brad the Cad, Vulva Driveway men, the AmaZON delivery guy and the Postie (I accidentally wrote Pistie then) Oooh and the guys who cleaned the roof and the tend grass layers?
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Party games. Excellent idea. All fun must be controlled and pre planned.
Don’t forget to over bronze your face to make the outfit wholly inappropriate.Sorry I'm late to the party guyyysh! I was trying to squeeze into my leopard print catsuit to come along as Mel B/ deranged thundercat!
I've brought along the Tapple game with me for us to play too, but if it deems a bit too complicated we can play find the coloured bits of sticky tape instead.
I’ll pop to Home Bargains to buy some appropriate disposable, useless tat for the party - I’ll call it a Tattle Haul and I’ll make sure I passive aggressively throw all items around & tap on them with my stuck on talons and I won’t tag any of it as an AD
Should we have Fiddle on the door telling people to get well. She could direct people to the parking and cloakroom.
Guys I’ve started carving our names into tubs of ice cream, can we please confirm the guest list so I def have everyone
I’ll bring my black phone and take photos of everyone having controlled fun, with fake friends, drinking ribena. Then we can have them made into frames and Christmas decorations.
Can I bring some kinda pastry tit with tomato puree and pre grated cheese?
Do you have your book of lists to make a note? Unlike Hinch who only needed a post it to record her work goals, you’ll need at least a notebook to list tattle friends.
I'm bringing the record player and as I can't nightclub stamp you I shall be painting red gloves on as you enter. 
Just carve Nusty Troll into them all; one size fits all
We’ve got so many people bringing cheese, pastry and tomato purée but as that is all she can apparently make I am sure the more the merrier.
I'll bring the helium balloons, we can stick them to Laura's big wall in her big kitchen. It'll be the nustie photo station, you all get a turn at posing with them on your way in. xx
Shall I bring the white van with me to clear up all the rubbish after the party and take to Maldon tip?
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