Mrs Hinch #696

[Lilah]

But I don't understand...I thought her followers were her friends, her army, her reason for everything, and that she loves them all shhhoo much.
Surely you tell the people you love if you're disappearing for a few weeks?

Seriously, do they not see through this by now?!

 

[Inchhighprivateeye]

This one.





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Not her quote it seems.

Mrs Hinch #693 What happened to your black phone?

I had to wear them but only because I’d had an emergency C-section Yes I thought they were for c-sections/surgery in general, so was confused as to why she had them on.

tattle.life

This was also captured.


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Well that’s bullshit because she ain’t even a cleaner!

 

[ChunkyMonkey90]

Hate Hinch. But weepy Al seemed such a lovely man. Wouldn't wish this on anyone at all

 

[cantstandinfluencers]

Shall I bring the white van with me to clear up all the rubbish after the party and take to Maldon tip?

 

[Zofloragirl]

My question for Fanny (or anyone else that can answer) is who are the Lock family?
Is Rose Lock Nannie Rose?
Is June Lock Freda's sister? (They look alike)
Is Ray Lock the man from Fanny's photograph?
Also bonus question.. is this Sophie?

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That is her isn’t it. She’s very hard looking like her sister and mum. Amazing what surgery and a filter can do. Are we seriously on week 2, soon to be 3 of the strop?

 

[Erica24]

I will bring my 396 and 360 month old twins dressed in matching chavvy outfits and get them to perform play for us all for entertainment.

 

[Ditzymama28]

We all think she controls his account, so I’m guessing because she’s silent, she’s making sure nothing gets posted on his account either -this is why I think she’s sulking and I think it’s work related. We all know Jamie and the kids are fine as they were spotted at jimmys farm and Jamie has been seen driving around. So there’s nothing stopping Jamie from posting a comment apart from her saying no. Maybe her contract with YMU is under review -maybe Stacey is going to get the P&G contract next

If hinch lost the P&G contract her "career" as a influencer would be over
Occasional Iconic, Desenio, Garnier...not forgetting flippin Popsa🥱... ads just wouldn't make her the big bucks

 

[screenfreelookatme]

Fucks sake, I turn my back for a second and I’m 5 pages behind……
*gasp* has she risen?!?

nope, just you funny fuckers planning the party of 2024.

It’s morning here and I woke up ten pages behind, thinking she was back!! Nope.

Everyone went and planned a party without me! I’ll just be down here googling passive aggressive quotes to plagiarise. Keep an eye on my stories at 3am, so you can see what I really think of you all

 

[londonLA]

Not sure if I can make it to the party guysh! I’m really shy and anxious and don’t leave my house much. But if I do come I can promise I will be dancing on the tables wearing a really short dress flashing my bum bum init

It's OK just dance at home to the sound of your washing machine beeps.

 

[Samseal]

I’ll be behind the sofa, playing with the toys

 

[HinchesSousChef]

Maybe she was going for the “Liz McDonald” look

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She looks at least 45 there. When she would have been mid twenties. It’s baffling.

 

[lunaloulou]

I'm bringing the lettuce fresh from trollomans garden, will go lovely with the pin wheels. Whos doing the nachos covered in a full bottle of sweet chilli dipping sauce. Oooh theres a thought, maybe she got diabetes from eating them too much?!

 

[InTheDollsHouse]

It's not Ray in the photo.
It's an old "friend" of Freda.

That’s what I assumed. Because he looks so like Ronnie I guessed the possibility was that Al isn’t actually Soph’s biological dad.

 

[Wize Owl]

I’m coming dressed in my wedding dress of course, but will be wearing a Llama mask and dancing like this…… I might even do the worm dance

 

[anniemouse]

I’m gonna wear a crochet beach cover-up dress so short you can see my breakfast

 

[springheeledyeti]

Maybe SHE has motorbike disease from snogging Royoioi

 

[teshhco-tart]

I'll bring tchikin wings! For any vegetarian hunz I will bring pepperoni puff pastry rollz xx

 

[Wize Owl]

Guyssssh, I’ve decided to get my hair specially done for the party, but I can’t decide on scraggly straw extensionsssh or a helmet-head hairdo

I think I’d best go for the extensionsssh as you wouldn’t see the helmet-head hairdo under my Llama head mask

 

[Ditzymama28]

Gonna bring some bingo counters to chuck about in case I'm not getting enough attention

 

[Wize Owl]

Dibs on bringing the karaoke machine!

Only if we can all tend sing like Christina Aguilera