I’ll bring the centre piece. I plan to recreate the monstrosity that she baked for Fiddle. Cauliflower and tissue paper at the ready.
Don’t worry nusties I’ll wheel it in on Polly
Don’t worry nusties I’ll wheel it in on Polly
This is brilliantI’ll bring Stacey![]()
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Don’t worry, it’s on my list together with crunky snacksSurely we need some full fat coke to shove down our fat thriats![]()
Star of the partyI’ll bring Stacey![]()
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SNAP !! #DollshouseStar of the party
I'm bringing us all a cardboard cut out Gretal mask, meet you all in the dolls house!
Can we pop to Maldon dump on the way home to drop off all the cardboard boxes and tat.I`ll come in the Audi that I haven`t got and give you all a lift home, might take a while though.
I’ll bring the Popsa decorations for the treeOh, is anyone bringing a bag full of Home Bargains shite? We will need a new Easter tree and a childs dustpan and brush set to pick up the fake dog tit
I'll eat before I come, thanks though!Anyone bringing the sausage surpriseI can bring that pan of slop!
Do you think we should also invite Lee from Blue and Michael BoltonGood news, I've managed to book James TW for an acapella version of Two Man Team which he will perform continously all night/until our ears bleed!
And Laurence Llewellyn Bowen as well, massive fan of Soph'sDo you think we should also invite Lee from Blue and Michael BoltonWe could all fawn over them and throw our padded arse pants at them
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