Mrs Hinch #695 Tick tock Hinch, the clock is ticking and your only content is rehoming chickens!

[Pumpkins1506]

I've had another epifanny....

Maybe "leave a cleaning challenge unfinished" was the last thing left to tick off on her list before she quits insta?

 

[BeeHappy]

Wonder how she feels about this delightful title! But also...that ain't you!View attachment 2910628

The name of the mag is quite apt for her...it’s how she describes every product that she advertises!

 

[Pingu13]

Can I come? I’m pretty close by!

And me please,

 

[Status:PiningTheBog]

Still in deep rest I see. Must be nice .

I’d like to caveat that if anything horrific has happened then obviously Sophie and her family have my sympathies.

but she’s got form for this, last time she went awol she came back with a jus roll concoction. I guess nusties, this is me throwing my bingo counters…………..

 

[fannysjohnny]

I know I'm counting my chickens(a change from counting hers)are hatched.
But what did Henners actually pull her through?
Young women setting up a second first home with her forthfirst new love,house buying on the horizon,planning a dream wedding and honeymoon after a romantic proposal that he couldn't afford.Slim as skinny malinx and her own "salon" in which she could tamper with her mates' hair.
I can't think how he supported her unless it was just the disastrous,unnecessary cosmetic procedure she put herself through in the name of vanity

 

[mrs.m1974]

And me please,

Hahaha when I’m out and about I’m going to be wondering if people I come across are you lovely lot

 

[HinchesSousChef]

If the dog has died then old trollomon has beaten her to it with the dead dog tributes…

 

[Nannyjo]

Maybe additional cosmetic surgery and its gone wrong

 

[fannysjohnny]

If the dog has died then old trollomon has beaten her to it with the dead dog tributes…

Yes,with a memory bench in part of her beautiful,accessible land.

 

[theleagueofgentlemen]

If the dog has died then old trollomon has beaten her to it with the dead dog tributes…

This makes me think the dog is dead even more than I did before. Sollotroll is so passive aggressive and I kinda love that for her

 

[Picklelily]

Imagine if they try to out dead dog each other 🫣

 

[cantstandinfluencers]

It’s almost as if Trolloman reads the Hinch Tattle threads
There are so many theories why Hinch isn’t posting, but I guess we won’t know for sure until she comes out of hiding & it will be a sob story I’m sure. What I do know is that nobody is missing anything -she’s not relevant when it comes to cleaning, parenting, creativity, cooking, looking after pets, DIY, relationships - absolutely nothing!!

 

[fannysjohnny]

It’s almost as if Trolloman reads the Hinch Tattle threads
There are so many theories why Hinch isn’t posting, but I guess we won’t know for sure until she comes out of hiding & it will be a sob story I’m sure. What I do know is that nobody is missing anything -she’s not relevant when it comes to cleaning, parenting, creativity, cooking, looking after pets, DIY, relationships - absolutely nothing!!

Mashed potato sculpting surely.
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Imagine if they try to out dead dog each other 🫣

be a headline like "Ken Dodd's dad's dog is dead"-

 

[HoratioHoohah]

Just in Home Bargains in Wimbledon. Literally not one thing with Hinch on it. And I looked. The only sleb mug I saw was Dani Dyer’s.

 

[Dexy]

If the dog has died then old trollomon has beaten her to it with the dead dog tributes…

I was just about to say this. she always gets in there first.
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This makes me think the dog is dead even more than I did before. Sollotroll is so passive aggressive and I kinda love that for her

Same. This has convinced me it’s dead.

Do we think she’ll go one step further and get Henners stuffed?

 

[Becca1995]

I was just about to say this. she always gets in there first.
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Same. This has convinced me it’s dead.

Do we think she’ll go one step further and get Henners stuffed?

Just awkwardly sat in the corner of the morgue

 

[AllieBee]

Just awkwardly sat in the corner of the morgue

Or laying in his gifted Emma mattress, dick out, with Hinch trying to tongue him like she normally does. Absolute weirdo

 

[Eyesopened]

I hope she’s been hauled off to the Maldives for polluting the water on the honeymoon and is being made to filter sand for the next five years .

 

[notsuchaninstahun]

This makes me think the dog is dead even more than I did before. Sollotroll is so passive aggressive and I kinda love that for her

same. I’ve been sat thinking she’s just being a horrible narc reading here and pissing her knickers that we’re wondering where she is..
But SSS cunts her off every time, in every way, so now I’m dipping a toe in the dog is dead pond

 

[Mejustme]

Imagine if they try to out dead dog each other 🫣

Sopha would win if she called the next dog rex