Mrs Hinch #695 Tick tock Hinch, the clock is ticking and your only content is rehoming chickens!

[BeeHappy]

Mrs Hinch #695 Tick tock Hinch, the clock is ticking and the only content you got is rehoming chickens! New thread title from the fabulous @Status:PiningTheBog (Jiggled around a bit to make it fit!). Thread suggestions taken from any on the thread. Please keep them short and swear free and clearly marked thread suggestion.

Reusable re-cap provided by our marvellous Magic (who I can never tag! ) Thanks, hunnay!

Camels, chickens, boiiscchh, Henry VIII, couple of CUNTS goals, family fraudster chavs, tend chuckles, wot Dad made (wiv laarve), Mumma'z helmet head.
Homebody nobody, ADs, tit, filtered eye bleeping, lies, bot buying, processed "food", artificial tatt, noknob ..... the tip!
Rinse & repeat

Wiki is the pink button at the top. Thread 500 is a must read.

 

[CrazyCatLady2791]

I don’t follow her anymore as she bores me to tears. Anyway I hopped on to see she’s once again rearranging underneath her kitchen sink. Jamie has lost any dignity if he had any, three adults to do this job SMH

 

[Irishlady]

I'm sick so I may delirious but I am sure she said the cushions fit back in perfectly.... those things aren't on perfectly! I know they do eventually loose and all that but why lie of something ypu would have to show on camera. The gaps are like the grand freaking canyon! Daft cow.

 

[Status:PiningTheBog]

I’m fank yoo for choosing my fred suggestion. Tattle actually contacted me guyschhhh, and I’ve been invited to an Award ceremony and Brad Pitt is going to be there!!!!!!! Anyway I’m not going to go, I’m just a simple homebody. Going to treat myself to 2 mugshots in a jug and a game of tapple with mr Status. ATB nusties

 

[teshhco-tart]

'They're cleeeeeen they shmelll amazinnn'

What do you expect after washing something? For them to be dirty and smell of tit?

That wanking thumb again. And the ridiculous plastic locks hanging like a sad willow tree in November.

She wasn't on her way out - to where exactly soph? she just thought Grease was a good look for today.

Since she's got a few quid in the bank, I highly recommend for her to bin these horrific blankets and get some new ones because they look like they used to be white and the entire of London Bridge station commuters sat and shat on them.

Anyway for those who saw my comment earlier, I ended up having some left over salmon and couscous from last night for lunch. Yum.

 

[Mum of two]

Those sofas look like dog's breakfast, bet they're not even zipped up. Easy come easy go.
twit

 

[ReginaPhalange9292]

I nearly died when I saw her making those sweet corn rings, I thought oh sweet lord no don't say she's made them for the kids....goes to show that nothing surprises us with her disgusting cooking

 

[welshgirl2021]

That story is so a pre-record (is that the word?) as yesterday when she showed that room I thought she’s washed the cushions on that chair and it’s shrunk!

 

[ilovepizza21]

I don't have Instagram but my friend messaged her asking her why her lights are always on and she replied

 

[Tootle Pip Wiz]

So a couple of days ago she showed us round her kitchen cupboards. This particular one had an "emergency fire extinguisher" in it. And today the twins are playing with toy fire extinguishers. I really do hope that cupboard has child locks on because if they see that in there they will grab hold of it thinking it's a toy.

 

[mammaof3]

Hi, you nusty lot.
Been away but I am now unwell so haven't looked at the thread at all

Anyhoo. A few videos.

Spoiler: Monday.

Spoiler: Tuesday.

 

[pugqueen]

I don't have Instagram but my friend messaged her asking her why her lights are always on and she replied

What was her excuse then?

 

[Xstarx]

So she's at her parents house. So is she trying to prove her mum don't live with her and her parents are still together?
She literally can't go a day without seeing her mum, she practically lives at hers and now she's gone to her house to play with a washing machine

 

[Wikiwangocard]

So Fiddles has her own Lenor bottle with "loved by Mrs Hinchs Mum" on it.
So that is officially it, isn't it? It's ALL she's got, her name or variations of it, on laundry products.
Barrels being scraped all over the place.

 

[Squidgy ATV]

What a pair of melts! Funny how we only ever see her dad at Hunch's place and not at her 'parents house'...would like to see a photo of weepy and fiddlemetimbershelmethead sitting together like the loving couple they are

 

[mammaof3]

Spoiler: At her mother's doing the washing. ad

 

[ilovepizza21]

What was her excuse then?

Didn't give her one

 

[cazellie]

Spoiler: At her mother's doing the washing. ad

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Her mums voice is an even more annoying version of Hinches… “loved by Mrs Hinchs mum” get a grip woman!

Oh I don’t know whether it’s just me and even odder if this is the utility room and not the kitchen, but I wouldn’t have a toaster right next to washing machine and wax melts. Tasty toast eh?

 

[b1tcht1tz]

Couldn’t go out as it’s LICHRALLY POURINNN..call me fickle all ya like but check the dry patio
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Also while her and fiddle fingers are standing there practically rubbing their fannys over SpRiNgAwAkEnInG saying we called it the blue one, why’s it now pink in the machine??
Edited because I was almost as illiterate as tit head soph for a sec there

 

[ChunkyMonkey90]

Didn't give her one

Why does she always seem offended by anything anyone says. A genuine fan of hers could be asking a curios question and she will literally talk to them like tit
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She can't keep away from her mum can she, they are attached at the hip. Is she just trying to prove that her mum actually has her own house