Or put him in front of the main door so she can schstyle him up with her seasonal door displays.
Mrs Hinch #695 Tick tock Hinch, the clock is ticking and your only content is rehoming chickens!
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What and cause a national stuffing shortage?I was just about to say this.she always gets in there first.
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Same. This has convinced me it’s dead.
Do we think she’ll go one step further and get Henners stuffed?
I don’t think you’re getting enough credit for this comment… genuinely best comment I’ve ever read in all my tattle years, my tummy hurtsImagine if they try to out dead dog each other 🫣
IF something is up with the dog, she could always announce it Moses style (from come fly with me) 
I made myself chuckle writing it 🥲I don’t think you’re getting enough credit for this comment… genuinely best comment I’ve ever read in all my tattle years, my tummy hurts
Jesus I was really expecting a 7pm post tonight but still nothing. Officially it's been a week right?
So I was just gave her a Google to see if we had missed anything and came across this in her wiki. Fess up one of you
So I was just gave her a Google to see if we had missed anything and came across this in her wiki. Fess up one of you
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It's the old joke isn't it.
Soph takes Henry to the vet and the vet tells her he's got a squint and he'll have to put him down.
Soph puts her rollers and pinny on and slides down the wall to the corner of the room,sobbing,ney howling "why why,just because he's got a dodgy eye".
The vet replies,"it's not that,he's bleeping heavy"
Soph takes Henry to the vet and the vet tells her he's got a squint and he'll have to put him down.
Soph puts her rollers and pinny on and slides down the wall to the corner of the room,sobbing,ney howling "why why,just because he's got a dodgy eye".
The vet replies,"it's not that,he's bleeping heavy"
Don’t know if anyone has been watching “Instagram’s worst con artist” on ITV. It’s not actually about Hinch but the woman that it is about apparently built up a massive following on Instagram, made millions and then she just disappeared off social media one day when her fraud came to light. *Just saying* 
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Feck me , haven't been on all week. I just haven't had the time, thought I'd come on to a sob story. Nothing I see.
Bet her neck is absolutely red raw and the dog bed is now the shape of her arse
Bet her neck is absolutely red raw and the dog bed is now the shape of her arse
A dead dog-off!!!I don’t think you’re getting enough credit for this comment… genuinely best comment I’ve ever read in all my tattle years, my tummy hurts
She’s unfollowed one or two accounts. The number definitely went down.
She learnt about taxidermy at the posh hotel. Along with the bidet for your bumbum innit. Woo hoo oooI was just about to say this.
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Same. This has convinced me it’s dead.
Do we think she’ll go one step further and get Henners stuffed?
Or get a girl dog and call it Theo!Sopha would win if she called the next dog rex
If fat Henners has passed over to the bridge I can actually see her having him stuffed and sitting pride of place next to the fire so she can see him when she watches tv. Either that or sit him outside the front door as one of her displays so he can greet visitors to the crem.
She's that bonkers over him that it wouldn't even surprise me if she did.
If Audrey has died, she will never allow that bloody mural in Ron’s room to be painted over! He‘ll still be living with it when he’s 25!If fat Henners has passed over to the bridge I can actually see her having him stuffed and sitting pride of place next to the fire so she can see him when she watches tv. Either that or sit him outside the front door as one of her displays so he can greet visitors to the crem.
She's that bonkers over him that it wouldn't even surprise me if she did.
Was March time last year she went quiet for a while as well,and then turned out she'd had her wrists slapped by the asa ...so here's hoping 
On Stacey's latest post.
If Fatdog Hen is deceased she will 100% do something extra about it. There’ll be a weepy song and a montage of his gross bleeping penis hanging all over the furniture, and a monologue about how she’s the only person to ever own a dog in the entire history of time, and is the most devastated anyone has ever been since Eve wanked off the snake in the garden of Eden. Weepy will be tipped over the edge and will have weeped himself bone dry.
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Has the chicken strip collapsed suddenly and been placed on ice for taxidermy?
Has the chicken strip collapsed suddenly and been placed on ice for taxidermy?
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