At least with her being AWOL Ron and Lon are getting some privacy by not having to play their usual roles of performing puppets for mummazzzz content
I swear the broadcast when the fraud was exposed had a caption reading "Hinch News"-seriously about ten minutes ago.Don’t know if anyone has been watching “Instagram’s worst con artist” on ITV. It’s not actually about Hinch but the woman that it is about apparently built up a massive following on Instagram, made millions and then she just disappeared off social media one day when her fraud came to light. *Just saying*
Jamie will be on the blower to Emma trying to secure a freebie mattress for the coffin.Weepy will be in his workshop as we speak crafting a dog coffin
Hahaha oh my bleeping God that's killed me!Jesus I was really expecting a 7pm post tonight but still nothing. Officially it's been a week right?
So I was just gave her a Google to see if we had missed anything and came across this in her wiki. Fess up one of you
hahahahhahahaha bleeping hell I would LOVE itImagine if they try to out dead dog each other 🫣
Hang on a minute. Maybe her and Jamie finally went on their hot air balloon ride and blew away….Maybe she is still washing the white socks
There was a mother fucker storm here last night,maybe she's in kansas?Hang on a minute. Maybe her and Jamie finally went on their hot air balloon ride and blew away….
My dogs deader than yourshahahahhahahaha bleeping hell I would LOVE it
Ah that'll be it, she's petitioning Sunak for a state funeral for Hen. He's loved by millions of aunties Rishi, he deserves it. In fact Hennerz is probably having his coffin transported to lie in state as we speak, in an open coffin, so all the sheep can file past and pay their respects. And the queue will be miles long. Bigger than the Queens queue because Hennerz is loved so much more. And Jaym, Hunch and Fiddling Freda Yahoo will be standing guard Iver the coffin.She disappeared for a week when the queen died, perhaps she knows something we don’t?
If it is the dog I expect she will be channeling our Liz’s funeral, and do something really extra for the dog.
Sheep everywhere will change their profile picture to one of Henners being led off by PaddingtonAh that'll be it, she's petitioning Sunak for a state funeral for Hen. He's loved by millions of aunties Rishi, he deserves it. In fact Hennerz is probably having his coffin transported to lie in state as we speak, in an open coffin, so all the sheep can file past and pay their respects. And the queue will be miles long. Bigger than the Queens queue because Hennerz is loved so much more. And Jaym, Hunch and Fiddling Freda Yahoo will be standing guard Iver the coffin.
Yep, using his shart card as his press pass....Sheep everywhere will change their profile picture to one of Henners being led off by Paddington
ETA, he will probs lie in state for a while so sheep can come and pay their respects. I will be extremely disappointed if Mario doesn’t do a Schofield.
Her careerI reckon she's in deep mourning for one of the following;
Weepy Al
Henners
Nanny Rose
Pringle
Place ya bets...