Mrs Hinch #688 The Tattlers are cackling. Because Hinch has skin like carvery crackling!

[ilovepizza21]

Well that lasted long....and £11.95

That's why its slipped into 3rd place

 

[anniemouse]

Putting a timer on for 69 is ridiculous pressurised bullshit. Especially for someone knowing people struggle hence being a cleaning hack goddess right? 60 minutes to stay in a room would fill anyone's head with "ugh no please" never mind those that struggle anyway. That why in revision or to aid people short sharp tasks times are given. It take the pressure off, gives them something rewarding and achievable. My god how has she got me talking about cleaning in this way! Fuckface, stop making this a thong for people. Stop putting more tasks on people brains fornypur own financial gain.

When I’m struggling to get motivated to clean I find doing a task, say cleaning the bathroom, then I reward myself with a cup of coffee and some time spent on a hobby - reading or something

 

[lovelylegs]

Can’t wait to see her using this. Which household object is she going to pretend to wank off??

 

[mammaof3]

Rest of yesterday.

Today.

 

[HinchesSousChef]

Shouldn’t she be using a Shark branded carpet cleaner?

 

[screenfreelookatme]

Such a simple game for two little robot twins to play who have mummaaazz who can’t be bothered to get off their lazy, chav arses and engage with their children.

Maybe she’s pregnant

 

[Swedish chef]

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Is she using that hen to hide her face? What a bizarre picture

A Chicken shield

 

[springheeledyeti]

To be fair we have just returned from a week in Dubai (In the Marina not the palm ) we did visit the Palm and its lovely and has a few shops etc The Mall however is crazy and there is no way in the world I would have taken kids of that age there as they would get nothing from it. It’s packed and what child of that age enjoys shops

she wouldn’t take the boisscchhh though, probably went just with the niece but she can’t let the sheep know that!

 

[lovelylegs]

Oh wow. She’s really flogging this dead horse. Why not come up with something a little different instead of the same thing for 3 months running. You’d think she’d at least have found a better formatting tool. It’s almost like she has NOTHING in the pipe lines and this is all just filler content except it’s become her main content. View attachment 2788789
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There’s no logic to those “jobs”. When we enter March my brain shifts to spring cleans. I want to air the house essentially - so for me windows; entrance hall; curtains; dust; any damage from winter (like scuffs from being in the house more) etc etc. I want to shift my wardrobe into spring wear and put away winter clothes (hopefully). I want to rotate certain kitchen appliances - I like to get the bbq ready in case we can have a cheeky bbq. I like to start some basic garden tidying as March progresses. By the end of this month it’s the Easter holidays.
there’s just no logic to her list. It’s all random boring shit.

That’s you given her her inspo for her April challenge!

edit - so many ‘hers’ in that sentence now I’ve read it back.

 

[mammaof3]

 

[Eyesopened]

kids asleep and she quickly edited the video for insta

She must have the cling on there doing it, or it’s all pre recorded apart from the Easter ‘tree’

 

[mammaof3]

Sunday.

Today.

 

[Tootle Pip Wiz]

Has she deleted the Henry post?

Definitely deleted the post according to Social Blade. Uploaded one day and deleted the next.

 

[Emsie]

Guyzzzzz I bought an easter tree ....
But I also bought some wooden decorations for my boyzzzzz to paint so they could decorate it themselves as a craft project one rainy weekend. They won't absolutely larve it though. I think they will be mildly entertained by it.
Also, I have that Dino toast cutter thing and whenever I use it I have to do two pieces of toast as it wastes half the toast. I could never just give my boys Dino toast for breakfast they'd be harassing me for food all day long

 

[springheeledyeti]

Lonalds room is so depressing. My actual toddler has a bookcase filled with books to throw everywhere choose as a bedtime story. Terrifying giraffe is still there I see

 

[☆MagicRoundabout☆]

She’s fucked up! seriously needs help !

Absolutely needs help and her phone(s) taking off her!

 

[MrsCapps]

She's proper feeling herself lately, isn't she.
She is loving showing off and is very much look at meeeee.

Her dress sense is just the worst.
She veers between inappropriate, frumpy and tarty.
Although you could put her in couture and she would make it look cheap.

Seems she’s over her LM/Karen Millen days…

 

[notsuchaninstahun]

Here you go, I had it bookmarked from InTheDollshouse post from last year. Not sure how to just share the video

Mrs Hinch #614 When you’ve got lunch at 1pm but you’ve got to smuggle a treasure chest ashore by 3:30pm

Is it just me or is there something desperate about her around men????? Don't get me wrong I know loads of friends who went to male strip shows but the way even in her stories she oogles the builders is almost sleazy. If it were Jimbobnoknob doing it to women it would be harassment.

tattle.life

This whole stunt is forever gonna baffle me. She’s an absolute twat

 

[Swedish chef]

Ahhh i found it! From April 2023. Remember these god awful Pasta Pops anyone?! Covered in sauce and Ron Loved them apparently.
Ron doesnt eat sauce guyyyyyysh......LYING BASTARD. Why does she make this shit up? I know kids change their minds like the wind when it comes to food but she makes out like hes never liked it, just like he never had a dummy yet there was multiple pictures of him with one in his gob as a baby.

I hear ya nusty trolllzzzzz, except beige food sensory issues, aside I never believed her when she claimed 'the boyzzzzzz just lurrrve it'. Straight to the tip the pasta pops go, never to be seen again, and rightly so
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Holy Christ is it any wonder the kid has issues with food - wtf are those supposed to be she has no clue!!

Mumma saw it on the ticky tocky app, hope that helps

 

[☆MagicRoundabout☆]

Random, but after all the talk of Hinch using arse enhancing pads, I saw this lot on AmazON - bumbuminnitt scrub, masks and titty ones with holes in. Perfect for JayM's moobs!