Mrs Hinch #688 The Tattlers are cackling. Because Hinch has skin like carvery crackling!

[Sambuj]

See those manky minky gloves-don't let yr old man use them with their sausage fingers.My Johnny just had to have ago-one wine glass knocked off my side table and 2 family heirlooms down.

Lovely to see you back

 

[Erica24]

Genuine question my lovely fat hens; how long does one have to have something before ceasing to be obshesssshhhedd with it guuuyysssshhhh?!

 

[AllieBee]

Surely she’s been to THE Selfridges before today? She’s so fucked up!!!!

Sure she has. She even wrote it in her memoir. A bag and a belt if I remember correctly!

 

[Multi-21]

PTWM was bragging yesterday that her books were number one also with new reviews that tattlers sussed out were by her husband and staff so whose book was number one? Is this just a marketing ploy?

Yes the Amazon chart is a snapshot in time so anyone can be number 1 if they sell a few on a day. It’s not like proper charts where it is how many are sold over a week

 

[HoratioHoohah]

Who the fuck boils sprouts, carrots and broccoli in the same pan?

Someone who can’t cook, does it for show and then it’s a Jug Shot ™️ or six for breakfast, lunch and supper.

 

[springheeledyeti]

Bloody hell she looks pissed off

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hungover

 

[Danielle0120]

Christ
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Jesusssssss christ

 

[JustmeJ]

That will be all her content is for the next few months then

Ah by the looks of it then it’s gonna be something fucking stupid like “frosted rose”.

I’m going with
“Wild Daisy”

(A Daisy has no fucking scent)

 

[katesbess]

Hinch. Saying the word London doesn't elevate the status to anything hun. Your going for you contracted sniff test. Get over yourself. You don't know what work is.
Oh ps your legs,face,skin, can't change size and shape and textures in the breadth of hours. You might want to tell your filter that.
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Her making that stupid loud fake noise over her soup....in a black dress made me think of a witch cackling over her cauldron

Didn't need to buy anything from selfridges she means because she's proberly fully stocked after the dubai mall

Anxiety my arse she's love with th filtered version of herself

Not the level 19 billion autistic food chooser not with look and choice of meal there.

 

[Sh1tRollsDownHill]

Can’t wait to see her using this. Which household object is she going to pretend to wank off??

#minkymatesmonday

 

[curlywhirlygal]

I’ll just leave this here…..

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Even the pirates wouldn't touch it and let it through

 

[BeeHappy]

If only she had say, a book to write lists in

Oops! Sorry, @anniemouse. Didn’t mean to plagiarise (even down to the emoji!)

 

[Beige_hare]

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Size 5 my ass. My feet are actually size 5 and they’re half the size of them flippers!!!

I think what she meant was her TOES are a size 5

 

[cantstandinfluencers]

Garnier (big company!), so flogging more of their products on Amazon this year then….

 

[longtimestalker]

She broke that piece of crusty bread thingy on purpose as well, like when she threw the bingo counters on the floor for attention ages ago IYKYK

10000000000000000000%
Sad attention seeking twat

 

[ChunkyMonkey90]

What the fuck she done to the poor lads hair! She had a watch of There's Something About Mary just recently?!


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Where did his curls go? The neverending curls that len apparently has

 

[The Green Triangle]

Don’t mums make the best Yorkshires………..yes except your mum eh Hinch

Well she won't be proving that sentence correct

 

[maggisojuicy]

New face x

this friends stories right now are all at hinch farm…

We all know what she actually looks like (see some of our profile pics for evidence!)

 

[mammaof3]

Jeez, who gets a carpet cleaner and forgets they have one?

Soph ''the tat buyer'' Hinch of course.

Jamie has awoken from his slumber to post and keep his engagement up.

 

[springheeledyeti]

Wonder if Jamie has ever worn that football shirt

Maybe he secretly shoved it in one of the many boxes taken to Maldon Tip