Mrs Hinch #675 I’ll be there for me

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Mrs Hinch #675 I’ll be there for me

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The Wiki is the pink button at the top of the page There’s answers there to all sorts of questions, such as:
Q) Who lives at Greyskull, her old home now?
A) Her sister Mamfa and her family.
Q) Is she pregnant?
A) No idea and we don’t care

Thread Mrs Hinch #500 is a must read, especially for newbie Nusties, so grab some crunky snacks, 10litres of coke and settle down to have your 👀 opened to her lies and use of filters.

Mrs Hinch #500 Sophie Hinchliffe: This is Me; Life in Lists (of Lies) - The Tattle Truths

Mrs Hinch #500 Sophie Hinchliffe: This is Me; Life in Lists (of Lies) - The Tattle Truths Mrs Hinch - or Sophie Hinchliffe - is without doubt the most talked about person here on Tattle Life. She has twice as many threads as the next highest person. Contrary to what she, or other...
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Since the last thread recap....

Saturday 28th October
NoNob’s 54th 44th birffffday. Sopha started the day by sharing a story dedicated to him... “To my Mr Hinch” even though she married Mr HinchLIFFE 🙄

She then shared some old photos:
▪One of the two of them tend apple picking.
▪Both of them sat at the seaside.
▪The pair of them walking some sheep, even though Hennerz/Audrey never gets walked.
▪Both of them sat in the car, heavily filtered and the pic is mainly of Sopha. NoNob just looks like Bluto from Popeye in the background 🤭
▪Lastly anovvvvver wedding photo, this one dedicated to him on his birffffday, but you can only see the back of him 😂
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She had the rest of the day off. There was no tend party for NoNob this year with tend friends from the Vulva driveway, the flooring company or BTEC Brad the Cad 🤭

Sunday 29th
Sopha spent most of the day off the gram, but fleetingly reappeared not long after her ex-tend bestbubs4eva SSS Trollomon shared a story about F.R.I.E.N.D.S actor Matthew Perry passing away.

She can never just say something simple but meaningful....🙄 Fankyou to @Cupcakemum for posting that Sopha plagiarised quotes about Matthew passing from Dr Alex George.... she copied that it was the theme tune to her childhood, swapped out his brother for her sister and that she rushed home from school to watch Friends. She also added the same illustration that SSS added to her stories 🙄

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Sopha after rushing home to watch Friends 🤭
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Rest of the day off...🙄

Monday 30th
Reel/stories about RoyOiOi chewing like Carlton’s dance from The Fresh Prince.... she said “I call this the Carlton chew dance” which she didn’t come up with herself because she copied it from the gram 🙄 The original was post 163 weeks ago and had a comment about the alpacas chewing like Carlton’s dance. She also showed that RoyOiOi winked at her, she probably had NoNob wafting a fan towards his eye 🙄

Post 163 weeks ago:
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Sopha’s post
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Embarrassingly she even tagged Alfonso Ribeiro
(Carlton) in the reel of RoyOiOi, hoping he would get in touch and become her new tend bestbubs4eva 🥴🥴🥴
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Next up.... a story about having a huge spot. Really Sopha, that’s no way to talk about NoNob 🤭

She went on to talk about having Halloween anxiety? WTF is that? If she spent less time faffing about filming RoyOiOi and the others she might have more time for Halloween. Plus, she must have watched her ex-tend bestbubs4eva stories and realised how 💩 her own Halloween content was 🤭

Next up her seasonal barskittttt 🙄 She showed her and NoNob bantering and blowing up balloons to make Ghossstsssh. Why bother, they have their very own Ghost of the Back Passage already living there 👻

From the barskittttt full of tat NoNob pulled out Halloween window stickers, white table clofffsssh to use for the balloon ghossstsssh and face paintsssh. They produced some ghossstsssh to hang in the Oraaaaangery.... with zero help from the toddler twinsssh, they were most likely with Fiddle at McD’s or Greyskull 🙄
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Tuesday 31st 🎃👻
She started the day showing the ghossstsssh in the Oraaaaangery and a tray full of Halloween food she’d made for their breakfast.... still no sign of the toddler twinsssh (Not that they should be on the gram anyway!) The sausage fingers made me cackle like a seal into my blanket, thinking they’re bigger than NoNob’s teeny peeny, then made me feel nauseous 🤢
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Next up the big reveal of Rennie and Lonald’s Halloween costumes. It’s now become clear why she’s been peddling Lonald’s love of the Big Bad Wolf, because that was his costume and Rennie’s was one of the 3 pigs Peppa Pig. There’s absolutely nothing wrong with their costumes, they don’t have to be scary....

The reveal was soon followed by a roller rant where Sopha claimed to have received a message saying the costumes were “Hardly Halloween and embarrassing” There was no blurred out pic or name of the person who sent the message, it was likely from one of her or Fiddle’s burner accounts. She claims not to dress her kids up.... she does all the time with them wearing matching clothes and PJs and calling them twinsssh 🙄
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This stirred the hunzzz right up and when she shared a pic of the toddlers twinsssh wearing their Halloween costumes the hunzzz were kissing her bumbuminnit with comments such as “Ignore them, you’re a great mum, Soph” She lapped up the comments 🙄

They went trick or treating back at Greyskull, because nobody would be stupid enough to step foot on rat run road 😳 When adding the Halloween pics to the gram she said the toddler twinsssh painted NoNob’s face....and for the first time he actually looks like he has a nob.....but on his forehead 🤭
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Next up AD.....On their 5th wedding anniversary NoNob gave Sopha a tiny box that he bought from Not On The High Street website (NOTH) When opened it was filled with cringe wedding photos that pulled out in a long strip. Sopha tagged the website when she showed them on the gram, which they saw and have asked her to work with them. So she did an AD and boasted about working with them to help all the schmall businesssh, blesssh’their’arrrts.
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NoNob joined her during the AD looking even more like Popeye’s nemesis Bluto 🤭 She finished the AD with them giving an embarrassing thumbs up and said to prepare for some serious Hinch hauls from them both.... 🙄 She’s really peddling the Mr &Mrs angle right now... tending to be a Chelebrity couple. I wonder how long the NOTH gig will last... not long as she’s lost/losing all of her others 🤭

She also felt the need to tell her bots and hunzzz that NoNob was at the dump! I don’t think I’ve heard the tip called the dump for years 😂 Probably dropping off all of the Halloween stuff and 300 pumpkinsssh.

Next up she showed an area of the front garden where they’re building something schpeciaaaal togevvvvver to enjoy over the weekend and all winter. It’s a little idea she’s had for so long but she won’t share it until it’s finished. She mentioned what feels like years ago that she wanted a hot tub, so it’s probably that.... although I have my own idea for what it is.....

Bet Hinch’s bar “The Grifter’s Return” 🤭
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She also showed Audrey/Hennerz soaking wet in his wassssssh schtation. He’d apparently rolled in more fox 💩 He seems to do this a lot, which means lots of fox visits.... is this where poor Pam, Pat and possibly Peggy ended up 🦊🍽 🤔

Thursday 2nd
Early morning or late night post from Sopha all about November.... it seems she’s spending November “In the now” To be appreciative of where we are right now, what we have right now and to be proud of who we are right now.... this will all be forgotten when she starts with her hauls for Christmas tat and Christmas content. It will be bye bye November, see ya 👋🏻
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She had the rest of the day off 🙄

Friday 3rd
First up, looking at a photo book with Rennie. Why she needs to share this is beyond me, it should be PRIVATE. She couldn’t just share that though, oh no she had to say that he does it most mornings. FFS, stop with the BS Sopha-Rose, it all felt scripted and not natural at all, IMO and it’s awful how she keeps cackling 🙄 Was this also an undeclared AD for Popsa 🤔

Next up... Freshen Up Friday with Sopha and NoNob, they’ll soon be dressing in matching clothes with their names on with this narrative 🙄 I can’t be arsed to expand on the content because it’s borrrrrrringggggg 🥱😴🥱

Except to say.... who has the colourful, bright, lovely duvet cover? It’s probably Hennerz/A 🤭 It was also gifted which isn’t surprising as Sopha wouldn’t pick anything colourful herself.

Freshen Up Friday with Vom Lardy Mr Tapwanker
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There was then a story about Hennerz and Peggy. It was actually to say that as well as Pam, Pat has also gone to the big coop in the sky. We’d already worked that out months ago, but it’s only now she’s talked about it. She’s obviously needing attention and engagement from the hunzz or it’s because her ex-tend bestbubs4eva SSS has just shown her ASDA Christmasssh collection 🤭

Saturday 4th
Supporting a small business with thousands of followers by showing a wonky GCSE reject mug. The mugs are soooo expensive, £40+ I’d rather pop to a pottery barn and make my own to be honesssssscht.
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This was followed with a trip to the RSPCA place with her niece to drop off some blankets and dog treats.... she post this with ANOTHER plagiarised quote:

Plagiarised quote
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Sopha’s post
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There was a Santa toy amongst the blankets, etc..... but isn’t she just spending November “In the now” 🤔🙄
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Great recap!!
 
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katesbess

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Haha filters do them all so much dirty. 😅 because they just make an out of proportioned body! You can't alter tge shape of tge bloody hu.an makeup and average anatomy and skeleton formation you cunts. Your limbs and muscle organs and flesh don't change because shaving them off does so! You cant stick legs and bum through a fucking filter like that and cone out with anything remotely anatomically correct haha.
And her face haha.
Ptwmn the abusive twat sending out free good for engagement. Already huns from soph have gone over. Haha good luck with that toxic spithead.
The clothing is shit soph will be happy though. Only cater for mostly robot sizes.
She ends up in tge boot with tge restbof ptwm exes she better watch it. Ptwm has been outed over again for abuse.and writing journals of rx friends dishing there secrets. Soph wouldn't vote with the tend hate and reveals.
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Danielle0120 said:
Erm we can't see your jumper cos you've turned to the side to show off your flat arse mate
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Trying to perfect that well worn out,known and boring stance hahaha. Your stuck in 2000 poses era luv. They all no its a con now.
 
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Miss Ophelia

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Personally I think the wedding pictures where done by Professionals and show her in a good light (lol) and they got a discount from the photographer saying there where going to be the next best thing on Instagram and they as in Sophie and Jimnob official photos so when photos are needed for work or official needs out come the wedding photos surprise she hasn’t tagged the photographer as this time. Omo
 
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cantstandinfluencers said:
Clearly that last story about Christmas shopping was staged as Jamie says ‘treasure maps’ and then Sophie says ‘yes, treasure maps’ and then proceeds to talk about Xmas shopping and what the boys want. Pretending that they were having a conversation and now they are including their followers in that conversation, making them feel included and special - what a lovely couple to manipulate their followers like that. This is what years in recruitment sales has taught them. They only care about numbers and £££££££. Imagine, living this life where everything is an act, a lie in order to make money whilst sitting in your arse all day. Don’t even get me started on her ridiculous face filter she was using! She’s so toxic. She clearly has many many issues with how she looks and parenting those boys. She can’t do anything without someone being with her.

Has she moved the dolls house again? Back to the garage or loft? No way has Ron played with it. If he had she would have filmed it last year
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What exactly is a present of a treasure map? Does it mean pirate theme?

ETA not particularly aimed at you @cantstandinfluencers 🙈
 
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AllieBee

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HoratioHoohah said:
Like fuck she went to Tesco to buy tins. She’s simply lined up her PANTR Y stock and bribed him to stand there so she can expose him to the world unnecessarily once again. I wonder what ad (not marked) is coming in next?

Obsessions so far: (feel free to add as I’m sure I’ll forget some)

bin man
Record player
Chess
Looking at photobooks
Percy and/or Peppa
And now, tins.

Will apologise ahead as I suspect I’ve plagiarised each and every one of you because none of us is stupid.
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Dog poo at greyskull
 
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katesbess

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HinchesSousChef said:
Came on to say
1) Popsa is just popsa
2) thought I’d put them in a book so I can just yanno pick it up
3) yes I did screen record jer flicking through them
So I could slow it down but nothing noteworthy other than the amount of pictures she has of her mum and niece with her kids but not of her actual sister with her kids is sad.

she’s been told to get her face on the camera hasnt she ha ha
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Haha exactly this. She's been told things she ends to include. The resistance of turning the camera round to her! Someone has had a word.

She looks so shit. It's not professional nor homely. It's not honest because she isn't being ho edit so it just looks awful. She's not being honest so it's just acting. One big perso a that just lolms cringe and like some badly acted first casting script! Where the panel would be laughing before she's out the door! Neeeext.
Everything about her is a performance. But a badly done one. Mostly because inside she's a vain and vapid mean girl bitch. She's not this dolly board housewife. She's a spoilt little brat. Who's as vein and self assured as they come
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Zofloragirl said:
She wore that a lot in the summer. Probably a pre record.
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List of potential “I’m a celebrity” team members has been announced. Must be an oversight but I didn’t see either of the Hinchliffes.
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Baggy jumpers too now. Easier to edit without needing to body shave.
 
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