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Wize Owl

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Mrs Hinch #675 I’ll be there for me

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Wiki is the pink button at the top of the page There’s answers there to all sorts of questions, such as:
Q) Who lives at Greyskull, her old home now?
A) Her sister Mamfa and her family.
Q) Is she pregnant?
A) No idea and we don’t care

Thread Mrs Hinch #500 is a must read, especially for newbie Nusties, so grab some crunky snacks, 10litres of coke and settle down to have your 👀 opened to her lies and use of filters.

Since the last thread recap....

Saturday 28th October

NoNob’s 54th 44th birffffday. Sopha started the day by sharing a story dedicated to him... “To my Mr Hinch” even though she married Mr HinchLIFFE 🙄

She then shared some old photos:
▪One of the two of them tend apple picking.
▪Both of them sat at the seaside.
▪The pair of them walking some sheep, even though Hennerz/Audrey never gets walked.
▪Both of them sat in the car, heavily filtered and the pic is mainly of Sopha. NoNob just looks like Bluto from Popeye in the background 🤭
▪Lastly anovvvvver wedding photo, this one dedicated to him on his birffffday, but you can only see the back of him 😂
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She had the rest of the day off. There was no tend party for NoNob this year with tend friends from the Vulva driveway, the flooring company or BTEC Brad the Cad 🤭

Sunday 29th
Sopha spent most of the day off the gram, but fleetingly reappeared not long after her ex-tend bestbubs4eva SSS Trollomon shared a story about F.R.I.E.N.D.S actor Matthew Perry passing away.

She can never just say something simple but meaningful....🙄 Fankyou to @Cupcakemum for posting that Sopha plagiarised quotes about Matthew passing from Dr Alex George.... she copied that it was the theme tune to her childhood, swapped out his brother for her sister and that she rushed home from school to watch Friends. She also added the same illustration that SSS added to her stories 🙄

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Sopha after rushing home to watch Friends 🤭
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Rest of the day off...🙄

Monday 30th
Reel/stories about RoyOiOi chewing like Carlton’s dance from The Fresh Prince.... she said “I call this the Carlton chew dance” which she didn’t come up with herself because she copied it from the gram 🙄 The original was post 163 weeks ago and had a comment about the alpacas chewing like Carlton’s dance. She also showed that RoyOiOi winked at her, she probably had NoNob wafting a fan towards his eye 🙄

Post 163 weeks ago:
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Sopha’s post
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Embarrassingly she even tagged Alfonso Ribeiro
(Carlton) in the reel of RoyOiOi, hoping he would get in touch and become her new tend bestbubs4eva 🥴🥴🥴
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Next up.... a story about having a huge spot. Really Sopha, that’s no way to talk about NoNob 🤭

She went on to talk about having Halloween anxiety? WTF is that? If she spent less time faffing about filming RoyOiOi and the others she might have more time for Halloween. Plus, she must have watched her ex-tend bestbubs4eva stories and realised how 💩 her own Halloween content was 🤭

Next up her seasonal barskittttt 🙄 She showed her and NoNob bantering and blowing up balloons to make Ghossstsssh. Why bother, they have their very own Ghost of the Back Passage already living there 👻

From the barskittttt full of tat NoNob pulled out Halloween window stickers, white table clofffsssh to use for the balloon ghossstsssh and face paintsssh. They produced some ghossstsssh to hang in the Oraaaaangery.... with zero help from the toddler twinsssh, they were most likely with Fiddle at McD’s or Greyskull 🙄
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Tuesday 31st 🎃👻
She started the day showing the ghossstsssh in the Oraaaaangery and a tray full of Halloween food she’d made for their breakfast.... still no sign of the toddler twinsssh (Not that they should be on the gram anyway!) The sausage fingers made me cackle like a seal into my blanket, thinking they’re bigger than NoNob’s teeny peeny, then made me feel nauseous 🤢
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Next up the big reveal of Rennie and Lonald’s Halloween costumes. It’s now become clear why she’s been peddling Lonald’s love of the Big Bad Wolf, because that was his costume and Rennie’s was one of the 3 pigs Peppa Pig. There’s absolutely nothing wrong with their costumes, they don’t have to be scary....

The reveal was soon followed by a roller rant where Sopha claimed to have received a message saying the costumes were “Hardly Halloween and embarrassing” There was no blurred out pic or name of the person who sent the message, it was likely from one of her or Fiddle’s burner accounts. She claims not to dress her kids up.... she does all the time with them wearing matching clothes and PJs and calling them twinsssh 🙄
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This stirred the hunzzz right up and when she shared a pic of the toddlers twinsssh wearing their Halloween costumes the hunzzz were kissing her bumbuminnit with comments such as “Ignore them, you’re a great mum, Soph” She lapped up the comments 🙄

They went trick or treating back at Greyskull, because nobody would be stupid enough to step foot on rat run road 😳 When adding the Halloween pics to the gram she said the toddler twinsssh painted NoNob’s face....and for the first time he actually looks like he has a nob.....but on his forehead 🤭
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Next up AD.....On their 5th wedding anniversary NoNob gave Sopha a tiny box that he bought from Not On The High Street website (NOTH) When opened it was filled with cringe wedding photos that pulled out in a long strip. Sopha tagged the website when she showed them on the gram, which they saw and have asked her to work with them. So she did an AD and boasted about working with them to help all the schmall businesssh, blesssh’their’arrrts.
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NoNob joined her during the AD looking even more like Popeye’s nemesis Bluto 🤭 She finished the AD with them giving an embarrassing thumbs up and said to prepare for some serious Hinch hauls from them both.... 🙄 She’s really peddling the Mr &Mrs angle right now... tending to be a Chelebrity couple. I wonder how long the NOTH gig will last... not long as she’s lost/losing all of her others 🤭

She also felt the need to tell her bots and hunzzz that NoNob was at the dump! I don’t think I’ve heard the tip called the dump for years 😂 Probably dropping off all of the Halloween stuff and 300 pumpkinsssh.

Next up she showed an area of the front garden where they’re building something schpeciaaaal togevvvvver to enjoy over the weekend and all winter. It’s a little idea she’s had for so long but she won’t share it until it’s finished. She mentioned what feels like years ago that she wanted a hot tub, so it’s probably that.... although I have my own idea for what it is.....

Bet Hinch’s bar “The Grifter’s Return” 🤭
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She also showed Audrey/Hennerz soaking wet in his wassssssh schtation. He’d apparently rolled in more fox 💩 He seems to do this a lot, which means lots of fox visits.... is this where poor Pam, Pat and possibly Peggy ended up 🦊🍽 🤔

Thursday 2nd
Early morning or late night post from Sopha all about November.... it seems she’s spending November “In the now” To be appreciative of where we are right now, what we have right now and to be proud of who we are right now.... this will all be forgotten when she starts with her hauls for Christmas tat and Christmas content. It will be bye bye November, see ya 👋🏻
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She had the rest of the day off 🙄

Friday 3rd
First up, looking at a photo book with Rennie. Why she needs to share this is beyond me, it should be PRIVATE. She couldn’t just share that though, oh no she had to say that he does it most mornings. FFS, stop with the BS Sopha-Rose, it all felt scripted and not natural at all, IMO and it’s awful how she keeps cackling 🙄 Was this also an undeclared AD for Popsa 🤔

Next up... Freshen Up Friday with Sopha and NoNob, they’ll soon be dressing in matching clothes with their names on with this narrative 🙄 I can’t be arsed to expand on the content because it’s borrrrrrringggggg 🥱😴🥱

Except to say.... who has the colourful, bright, lovely duvet cover? It’s probably Hennerz/A 🤭 It was also gifted which isn’t surprising as Sopha wouldn’t pick anything colourful herself.

Freshen Up Friday with Vom Lardy Mr Tapwanker
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There was then a story about Hennerz and Peggy. It was actually to say that as well as Pam, Pat has also gone to the big coop in the sky. We’d already worked that out months ago, but it’s only now she’s talked about it. She’s obviously needing attention and engagement from the hunzz or it’s because her ex-tend bestbubs4eva SSS has just shown her ASDA Christmasssh collection 🤭

Saturday 4th
Supporting a small business with thousands of followers by showing a wonky GCSE reject mug. The mugs are soooo expensive, £40+ I’d rather pop to a pottery barn and make my own to be honesssssscht.
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This was followed with a trip to the RSPCA place with her niece to drop off some blankets and dog treats.... she post this with ANOTHER plagiarised quote:

Plagiarised quote
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Sopha’s post
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There was a Santa toy amongst the blankets, etc..... but isn’t she just spending November “In the now” 🤔🙄
 
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BBC1HD

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Bhahaha that area is SHOCKING. They all look like a bunch of youths smoking weed and getting pissed by the fire 😂😂
 
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Danielle0120

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Aww right, L and R aren't fans of fireworks? Funny that cos they looked happy and excited seeing them in Malta when you last went. But OK, carry on tending xxx
 
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or JusRollWithIt

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Mmm nothing like roasting marshmallows over the fumes of pressure treated wood. At least she’s on brand, the toxic bitch.
 
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BBC1HD

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Theres something about fiddles smirking face that gives me the absolute rage. It reflects her horrible cunt soul.
 
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Pumpkins1506

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Recipe for anyone who wants the shits:

1 pack Tesco finest chipolatas
Plain flour one cup
Semi skimmed milk one cup
Good pinch of salt
2 eggs

Lightly fry off sausages in little oil until golden colour
Mix the flour and milk up and add the eggs and salt
Mix ? Until no lumps then leave in fridge to chill

Heat some oil in baking tray until hot
Add the sausages then pour over batter mix
Bake in middle shelf of oven on 175 for ? 25 mins.


Basic toad in the hole..not sure it warrants being put onto a chopping board. Hardly a legacy recipe is it?
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Also. Whoops Hinch. I wasn't aware Tesco finest chipolatas were veggie now.
 
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ellecatx

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Don't feel pressure to go to a big firework display guysch. Just dig a hole, install a fire pit, light a fire, build benches out of pallets, put up fairy lights, strategically display pumpkins, get marshmallows and toasting forks and invite the grandparents round to fake smile while you film it for the gram. A much easier more laid back option 🙄🙄🙄
 
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maggisojuicy

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Howling at the fact that she’s had fiddles recipe immortalised as if it’s something sacred to be passed from generation to generation and it starts with ‘Tescos finest chipolatas’ hahaha 🤣 😂 😂
 
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Rach8456

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Ghuyyysyssh I’m so ekshhhhhhhhited! I’ve made Mrs Hinch a Christmas present do you think she’ll like it?!

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I hope she shares it on her page and I get 7 orders I’m fankooooo!!
 
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Char4649

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Sophs fuming because her different aged sons want individual personalities and she wants them to be twins.

Pass it on.
 
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mushroomprincess22

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Just when I thought I couldn’t love you lot any more… there are so many from the Hinch thread over on the Laura Anderson thread. I can recognise you a mile off with your funny profile pictures of Sopha 😆. Wish I could add you all as friends on here and chat personally. I’ve found my people and bloody love this website! Instagram had a way of making me feel like I was the one that was abnormal and wrong for not living my life like portrayed on Insta… when really they are the odd ones out. Can’t thank everyone on here enough for all the laughs they provide me with 😘💕 love you all you nutsy trolls. X
 
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maggisojuicy

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He can’t have been there with vegetarian Mrs Hinch, given that the pizza of his dinner guest has Rocket on it, and the only pizzas on the menu with Rocket are non-vegetarian ones 👀 😛
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Katiec

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“If your pet doesn’t have a stocking the Christmas who are you?”

maybe someone who can’t afford a fucking stocking for their pet! She is such an arsehole, just because the cost of living crisis isn’t affecting her it doesn’t mean it isn’t affecting most of the bloody country! She is completely deaf to what’s happening in the world!
 
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samj123

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If your son doesn’t like loud noises why do you subject him to your voice and cackle every day?

Ron doesn’t have autism, he has livingwithsophism. She’s turned him into a nervous wreck, scared of everything & who used to speak over him or laugh at him every time he did anything. When was bad parenting masked as autism?
 
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Samseal

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Arghhhhhhh it’s not mad that Ron and Len want different things for Christmas you stupid cow, it’s because they are not the same age and they are bloody individuals who have their own minds and like and dislikes. Fake as fuck as usual
 
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