Mrs Hinch #675 I’ll be there for me

[Ere4dgoss]

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anyone else hold their cup like this? Nah didn’t think so. Frickin eejit. As my mum would say “cack handed”

Is she missing a finger? Shit it went to her footz missing a finger, got 6 toes. And apparently only a right leg, poor girl we should feel sorry for her

 

[melh89]

We’ve not had a shark code for ages. Iconic seems to be every quarter now of at all.

Only thing Iv ever been thankful for is she’s her shark code mid year when I needed a new one

 

[Swedish chef]

If Sopha was to have a big, juicy sausage it would confuse her.... blesssh’er’art. She’s only used to a teeny tiny chipolata and not of the finest range, the reject ones that are wonky and odd shaped

I’ll grab my coat if I can find it, try and find the door and will see myself out.....

I'm outside waiting for you, parked in the disabled bay in a range rover I didn't most definitely not buy for me birfdee, innit. 24 pack of Chicken Mcbeaksnuggets in the passenger seat, I don't eat em, coz I'm a vegetarian dontcha knowzzzzzzzzz.
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Those books have been sent to her! The only time she actually buys a book is to use as a display.
Lydia millen - she may have bought this one just to try and grab her attention. Please be my friend!! She so wanted her to be her friend, but she replied to Stacey only. Ouch.
The Wild hope book is right up Sophie’s street -full of long waffling quotations that no doubt she’ll be plagiarising soon -watch this space- someone quickly warn the author!
The other book is full of pictures -perfect for ickle Sophie. When she’s tucked up in bed after eating Soph’s Toad, her mummy can read this to her, we’ll just show her the pictures. Sophie understand pictures, she’s just not mastered writing words, pronouncing words and understanding words yet, but she’s still learning guysssss

What a load of old shit, seriously who is coordinating these non accidental meetings. And what's the instahunz obessssshion with gettin' cossssshhhhzzzzzeee?

 

[PopcornChicken]

No, because she hasn’t got any friends. Who else would put up with her?!

Are the "kids" no more?

 

[xxDimplesxx]

I just had a read up on backwards slanted writing! Let’s just say I’m glad mine slants forward! Well I think I am I didn’t read up about mine!! ATV

 

[IrishCatlady]

Exactly or

Is there a jumper available?
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Use her as a guide for discounts. If she advertises stuff go onto a more popular influencer or direct to the website and you will find a code for a better discount, upto 20% more in some cases. She influences me to look elsewhere.

Judt type in Google the company name and discount code and follow the various links. I never pay full price for anything let alone through an insta scammers code like Hinch

 

[mammaof3]

Someone has put 50p in J-dawg.

Spoiler: Ron and Lon.

 

[Zofloragirl]

Was she not out for Georgia’s birthday a couple months ago, there was a group shot at a table then?

Good point.

 

[Sazz1006]

NoNob in his “Janine” frilly pants without a nob

That has finished me off

 

[Swedish chef]

Here she goes again UN Toph
15 "I's" I counted.
I bet she doesn't even understand what's going on. My 13 year old asked about the conflict in the Gaza and I explained it to him, I bet she hasn't even educated herself on it.

so anyway why does she always wear that lab coat when she goes out?!

It's not a lab coat, it's a maximum Cunty vibe coat for Instahunzzzzzz. I have a discount code for her.

 

[lou lou 83]

That fucking claw!!!!

 

[Sazz1006]

Oh my word I think whoever’s responsible for the belly bag has cloned NoNob Janine’s belly

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Glad you found the pic, I couldn’t locate it!

 

[PryingPenny]

Day off again today or more fecking ADs for NOTHS


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They haven't even spelled her name right... Though I have to be honest I think Hinchcliffe sounds better than Hinchliffe

 

[HoratioHoohah]

Nah you’re spot on. Marshmallows are her entire personality now just like it was mangoes on her big shitey holiday full of things that never happened. She’ll be back to her jus rol personality in the lead up to Xmas with Nutella Xmas trees and all that crap.
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Oh my god someone send her a popsa book just full of screenshots from sort your life out, they were absolutely golden

I would pay for this 100 times over.

 

[Miss Ophelia]

Aww if only we could DM I have the machine to do it. That is expensive as well

ETA not that i’ve tried but it can’t be that difficult

Is it a Glowforge? Would love one I bet you have mad3 some wonderful pieces.

 

[puddleduck]

It’s quite warm where we are (Northwest) - not sure about Maldon as it weirdly seems to have its own microclimate

Thanks... x

 

[Wize Owl]

New thread Nusties xx

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[Char4649]

"Parent of the year" virtue signalling about political topics she knows f£ck all about.

STOP BEIN DEAD NASTY GUYSCHHHH.

 

[puddleduck]

Be a shame if it all went down in the Bay of Biscay - probably not on the route though.
nb. Hope all who were caught up in that are okay.

 

[welshgirl2021]

Is it a Glowforge? Would love one I bet you have mad3 some wonderful pieces.

No it’s not It’s a K60 one they get a bad press but its been great (fingers crossed) and reasonable priced.