Mrs Hinch #675 I’ll be there for me

[HinchesSousChef]

The niece gives me proper mean girl vibes. I bet sopha has ruined her with her nasty influence. Where’s Mamfa? So odd. So very odd.

 

[Tootle Pip Wiz]

Was that an artificial hanging basket outside the front door? 🫣

Just thinking that myself.
But mish mash is that. Pig ugly. Oh and the hanging basket is too.

 

[Hun_tea22]

What in the name of over-inflated, over-filtered fuckery has she done to her arse in that mirror shot? Wanted to look like Kim Kardashian, made herself look like Max Wall (size 5 footz and all)

 

[melh89]

I’m getting married in April might order my wedding album in bulk because it will be cheaper and I’ll gift it to my what will be husband every 6 months

 

[Wize Owl]

So did I, esp the pic when he’s dressed as Janine with his belly hanging over those lacy knickers

Oh my word I think whoever’s responsible for the belly bag has cloned NoNob Janine’s belly

 

[Char4649]

I'm sorry you had to go through that experience. xx

Thank you

I'm debating releasing a book about PTSD and lil old me, it might pay for a house I can't afford and invest in some animals I can't be bothered to look after but that's fine, I'll just get my Mum and husband to wipe my incapable arsenal hole xo

 

[JW80]

Anybody else refer to household items and furnishings as 'pieces' or is it just this twatapotamus?? A fucking chopping board is not a 'piece'

 

[Tootle Pip Wiz]

Gormless twat strikes again.

 

[Wize Owl]

Winslet to the party.... last year they were also at home on Nov 5th, they didn’t think twice about letting fireworks off next to the Filthy Floofheads and the chickensssh. They also had sparklersssh which weren’t silent. Yet this year, she’s peddling the boysssh don’t like fireworksssh or noisy sparklersssh guysssh

They should be used to loud noises living next to rat run road.... the loud exhausts and back firing alone is loud enough

Pic of NoNob setting off a firework in the garden last year...

 

[Danielle0120]

Erm we can't see your jumper cos you've turned to the side to show off your flat arse mate

 

[DoodlePoodle]

Thinking out loud…

(Disclaimer: this is not a Trollomon rave post!!)

Here’s the thing - when SSS says she’s got work today, this week, whatever then we soon see the results of said work. Either a TV show or a partnership etc.
However, Sopha has been on about “I’ve been busy working” all day/this afternoon etc but WHERE ARE THE RESULTS of said “work”??? She’s got nothing going on now. What is she doing that’s sooo time consuming that she can’t even be arsed to post on insta anymore?!

 

[Tootle Pip Wiz]

Nearing 700 threads in 5 years and she's still a fucking fake lying twat. In fact she's worse now than she was back then.
Certainly some top achievement having that many threads and all the comments that go with it.
She even has loads more than what Katie Price has, and she's very much hated by many people. That says it all really!

 

[Eyesopened]

I’ve now made 14 of these, 7 of the little ones have had them since their first Christmas ( eldest of those is now 10) the others for friend’s children who wanted to start a forever advent tradition .

Honestly you don’t need to buy one made up by a business- diy via hobby craft, the works etc. even get a used one on eBay and revamp it

 

[geezabreak]

I had 3 daughters under 4 so basically yanno triplets, but would I have given them 20 full size unopened tins to play with! Not a fucking chance, there would have been damaged walls, maybe a broken window and at least 2 concussions. If those boys fight like she makes they do, those things become weapons. I've now got 4 grandsons and all 4 are obsessed with cars and monster trucks etc, and horrible boy things like 'pull my finger'cos you know, farts are hilarious, but these are things we've never seen any if these boys play with or at, everything is either shop related or orchestrated age inappropriate things she's set up. They don't play outside, they don't get dirty. These 2 kids are so far away from normal little boys, and I'm not talking about ND. They never stood a chance of living a normal life.

 

[AllieBee]

Absolutely no one feels pressure to go to a fireworks display. Unless you're an instacunt and all the other instacunts are posting their gram.pics of fireworks and you got FOMO. I havent been to one for years. Our tradition is, and always has been for all of my life, a family fireworks party in the back garden. Don't like bangs? Buy silent fireworks. Stupid cow.

 

[Erica24]

IF and it’s a big IF because potentially the tin story is a load of bollocks, but buying that many tins of food to allude to autism and because she is such a fucking shit parent ( I’m sure you can say no to an autistic child ) is the height of fucking grossness. There is enough food there to feed a struggling family for days; a food bank would be very grateful for them or if she actually did go the the shop she could have put them straight in the food collection basket instead of being such a wasteful, greedy cunt. The lengths that she will go to garner sympathy by exploiting those boys absolutely blows my mind. She’s a fucking stain on humanity.

 

[HinchesSousChef]

Put something sentimental on the chopping board like a drawing your kids did or loving note from your husband/parent. But a recipe for toad in the hole? Nahhhh mate that’s hilarious.

 

[Fluffy20]

55 quid for a baggy grey hoodie "designed" by some random woman on Instagram? Who is actually buying this shit?

 

[Bobsmith]

I’m doing my Xmas shopping by telling you my sheep what my children want so you can send me FREE stuff from your small business that I can wrap up and give to my children and never tag you or say thank you for so chop chop not many postage days till Christmas to send me stuff
All the vest

oh PS added in that Len likes pigs in caseM&S have lost their minds and want to do a Percy pig collaboration with me!! Please pick me pick me

 

[cooioio]

Can someone tell me where to get loud sparklers from? I think they’d be much more fun than the silent ones EVERY SHOP ON EARTH sells.