anniemouse
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Thread suggestion inspired by the first sentence: How many simpletons does it take to make a bed?
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WeTalkAboutBruno
Chatty Member
100% guarantee she'll post something like this (this is from when the Queen died).
"Sorry I've been quiet, it hasn't felt right posting with everything that's going on. Anyway, on an unrelated note, here I am on holiday xx"
"Sorry I've been quiet, it hasn't felt right posting with everything that's going on. Anyway, on an unrelated note, here I am on holiday xx"
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Cassy Role
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fuck offfffffffffffff
not shocked she’s copied someone without quoting them. Standard Hinch. But she’s added a new dimension now saying “this is my opinion” when it’s clearly not. Cheeky cheeky fucker. She needs a slap and I don’t say that lightly.
glittermicky
Well-known member
She’s 100% nicked/ plagiarised that from someone. She would never use a semicolon in anything she wrote herself.
Dancing_in_the_dark
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Ergh I find her comment really offensive. You know she knows fuck all about what’s going on, she wouldn’t know. She’s probably seen the few ‘insta’ folk posting the please all be kind to eachother shit and still has no concept of what is going on but wants to be on the bandwagon.
She has NEVER mentioned anything before about current affairs, ignored every other issue in the world and now decided to harp up about something incredibly complex and incredibly distressing.
go back to fucking your dog
She has NEVER mentioned anything before about current affairs, ignored every other issue in the world and now decided to harp up about something incredibly complex and incredibly distressing.
go back to fucking your dog
Hinchpinchpunch
Well-known member
How many things did she have to open just to get daylight into her bedroom?
fuck me, it’s lucky she doesn’t have a job, she wouldn’t have enough time in the day to get there.
fuck me, it’s lucky she doesn’t have a job, she wouldn’t have enough time in the day to get there.
JustmeJ
Chatty Member
Why is she so goddamn patronising? What did she think school was for? She seems to think this is all so “cute” and “oh bless them, learning to write”. Yeah it’s only a fucking essential LIFE SKILL YOU DAFT BINT.
And yes, he should be a LOT better at this than he is but that’s because she fucking stunted him by making him only do controlled toddler play with his twin who is 2 years younger than him.
And yes, he should be a LOT better at this than he is but that’s because she fucking stunted him by making him only do controlled toddler play with his twin who is 2 years younger than him.
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Tootle Pip Wiz
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Soph mate, you look a gormless twat.
I'm fank yoooou.
I'm fank yoooou.
Picklelily
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Told my manager I couldn’t come in this weekend because even though I don’t understand a thing about what’s happening, I just don’t think it’s very respectful for me to be working.
Get in the real world Sophie Rose
Get in the real world Sophie Rose
HinchesSousChef
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Oh she’s back. And showing us that on 9:35am on a weekday she’s lounging on her own in the living room. Aren’t we all babe.
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Status:PiningTheBog
Chatty Member
What’s even weirder about her comments on the current climate, is in my memory (correct me if I’m wrong) she’s never really commented on anything political, which to be honest is a safe bet for a cuntfluencer who wants to stay in favour.
HOWEVER
we lived through basically 2 years of a global pandemic, which affected each and everyone of us in one way or another, and apart from the occasional patronising clap for the NHS, never mentioned it. Never bought it up, never used it to try and benefit her content in CLEANING
she just fart arsed around with jus roll and a jet wash and acted like a dick the entire time, all the while plotting her hunch farm move.
Edit my phone changed Hinch to Hunch and I’m not mad about it.
HOWEVER
we lived through basically 2 years of a global pandemic, which affected each and everyone of us in one way or another, and apart from the occasional patronising clap for the NHS, never mentioned it. Never bought it up, never used it to try and benefit her content in CLEANING
she just fart arsed around with jus roll and a jet wash and acted like a dick the entire time, all the while plotting her hunch farm move.
Edit my phone changed Hinch to Hunch and I’m not mad about it.
cantstandinfluencers
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She’s definitely been away or is away again. She has nothing apart from wiping down already clean worktops in order to advertise a cleaning product, filming herself in her cupboard (filter on and with makeup already applied) applying makeup for an advert, filming Ron looking sad in front of a record player drip feeding the possibility he may be ND by adding a quote she’s copied from the internet, filming Lon watching The Three Little Pigs, smooching with Henry, stealing Gigi Hadid quote regarding the current news and passing it off as hers, posting a picture of the alpacas.
She says she wants to see more of her followers, but will only see them at events she’s paid to attend or they’ve paid in order to see her! She can’t even be bothered to attend the Clean & Tidy show, where you’d think her key audience would be - a great opportunity to meet and greet before her homeware launch (whenever that will be!).
Nah, she has nothing. She never really has tbh. She’s always copied others, never has an original idea or quote of her own and she cannot clean, cook or look after a family. The only talent she has is her ability to lie to her followers all the time - mislead them & manipulate them.
She says she wants to see more of her followers, but will only see them at events she’s paid to attend or they’ve paid in order to see her! She can’t even be bothered to attend the Clean & Tidy show, where you’d think her key audience would be - a great opportunity to meet and greet before her homeware launch (whenever that will be!).
Nah, she has nothing. She never really has tbh. She’s always copied others, never has an original idea or quote of her own and she cannot clean, cook or look after a family. The only talent she has is her ability to lie to her followers all the time - mislead them & manipulate them.
What’s going on!
Active member
This is brilliant and must surely be a Thread Suggestion
IrishCatlady
VIP Member
I echo everyone else’s opinion of Hinch’s uneducated drivel about the Israeli/Gaza atrocities. As someone who’s lived in Israel and in a kibbutz and been to many parties in the desert, the hurt is very deep. This is not an Instacunt bandwagon Hinch for you to jump on
llamadramamama21
Well-known member
Shes so lucky. I'm so jealous. Where do I find me a man like him.
