Mrs Hinch #672 £10 on rotting crop, Sopha’s door is such a flop

[Inchhighprivateeye]

imagine living with no colour

At least Audrey matches the chair feet 🫢

 

[HinchesSousChef]

Now there's a content idea if she wants to be a mumfluencer: what do you put in Ronnie's lunch box every day?

I thought all kids his age got free school meals any way? Or does that not happen if they're in private school? Poor Ron can't even escape her food monstrosities while at school

I think it’s just his snack box. My kids take in an apple or a banana etc but mummaz prob gives Ronnie cut up fruit so it needs to go in a box. My kids like to eat the school fruit. They think it’s brilliant to chomp on whole tomatoes or unpeeled carrots

 

[XNosey-parkerX]

Guysssssh, Sofi-Rose- Atta Annan has been away from the gram because she’s been so busy on her peace keeping mission and has a new book all about it……Here’s a quote “I felt sscuch a connection what wiv being a motorbike mummaz, so I put togevvvvvver a care package for them all, blessssh’em, all the besssscht”

Care package includes:
Schtinky Scchented candle
vomfessscht sschpaghetti hoop pie
Set of schplintery wooden skis made by Weepy
Linen hankie sssspritzed with Fiddles perfume
Clean pair of NoNobs pantsssh
Throw made out of the Floofheads fleece
Half a dozen bottles of WKD

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Oh I wish I could give a better emoji than the laugh one. This is GENIUS

 

[Furry92]

The sheep don’t seem to ask where she is these days, once upon a time they were all out of their minds with worry if she didn’t post for a day or two

It shows just how few sheep remain. Bots don’t tend to think for themselves

 

[Farley108]

Who kicks dirty nappies across the floor? Just chuck it straight in thee bin. No reason for that nappy to still be there

Shouldnt even be nappies in that house !
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Except you have literal rooms (plural) that your children are not allowed into. You have the me-mory room/office (), the dining room with a permanently laid table that NO ONE EVER EATS IN, the sitting room that they're only allowed in for an hour at bedtime like Victorian children.

Fuck off.

and she cant spell hobby !

 

[SunshineRae]

Whichever one of your nusty trolls said Jordan from Big Brother looks like a grown up Ronnie, I’m

That would be me
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It’s not celeb one

I don’t even know why I put celeb, think it’s because me and my sister were talking about whether they’ll bring that back too

 

[Duchessofmanchester]

Soooo Where's the home range?

 

[mammaof3]

Who the hell has an absolutely empty fridge even if its food shop day? Mine is never empty!

She said she'd taken them out and would put them back in ready for her food delivery.

 

[springheeledyeti]

or the positioning of their TV. ATV

I really hate it every time I see it

 

[lolaP]

If you click the quote she’s shared it’s not even a post from Mind, it’s from wtf divorce! She’s actually placed Mind over the original post
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So she’s copied a quote from another Instagram page & pasted @Mind over it.
amusingly the original generated from wtfdivorce!! Is there a hidden message or is she just a c*nt?!

WTF indeed Another lie to add to the list

 

[Swedish chef]

She can’t be making him a packed lunch each day, she’s to busy rolling around with the dog of a morning, he will be having cooked lunch at school I reckon and inch will just bung some fruit in Ronnie’s snack pot for break time while fiddle loads the kids in the car

Soz, I forgot she was a busy Boss Babe FaRm MuMmmAZzzzz of tend toddler twins, various livestock and works from home in a cupboard. Not to mention a ladder desssskkkkk for peak boss babe mode.

 

[Newcastle 101]

Are we taking bets on how long it is until a Hako machine shows up at Notafarm? A la Polly?

 

[HoratioHoohah]

Jeez I’m very confused today sorry! but was the Tik Tok comment about SS or Hinch?

ETA I’m in a very boring meeting in work and only quickly reading that’s the problem

I’m guessing about grinch as on a post asking where their heroine was.

 

[longtimestalker]

NoNob Frilly pants

ooh lala

 

[Wize Owl]

New thread Nusties xx

Mrs Hinch #673 Soph tells us how to end a war, but she’d rather snog the dog on the bedroom floor

Mrs Hinch #673 Soph tells us how to end a war, but she’d rather snog the dog on the bedroom floor Fankyou to @mammaof3 for the “Chief’s kisssh” new thread title 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 Thread suggestions are taken from anywhere on each thread. Please keep them short and swear free and clearly mark them with...

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[mushroomprincess22]

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I think she's giving James Haskell a hug??

After closer inspection, I’m 99% confident that is Hinch?!?! X

 

[LittleMissOnions]

But still I yearn for a disgruntled alpaca keeper or chamber maid to break free of their NDA!!!

I was thinking exactly this, but she (or whoever is her puppetmaster) is too sly. They have moved the number of employees in the Ltd company from 1 to 2 but I assume that is NoNob.

She can’t let this Cinderella image slip, she does it all herself (whereas we all know she’s more of an ugly sister!)

 

[cakeyrb]

Me thinks they've done a dirty delete

 

[Swedish chef]

The tiny round table in the square booth with that awful granny tablecloth will never not be funny

I know, and for that I fank the dumb twat
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There.... fixed it for ya, Sopha.....hunnnnnay

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This is part of the Hunchedover @ Homezzsz Leisure wear samples, the actual design will be an adult unisex onesie with pockets. I'm obsessssssssed

 

[WendyW]

Interestingly I could have got a very similar video of my dog this morning. Main differences being:

He was playing with my 5 & 6 year old, not a grown woman with shit to get done before work.
He was giddy because he had just had his harness put on, ready to walk to school with us.
I didn't fucking film it.

Also can't believe she lay there one hand on Henchry and one up in the air holding her phone. Imagine Ron in school this morning?

Teacher: Good Morning class! Has everyone had a lovely start to the day?

Arabella: Yes Miss, me and Daddy listened to my favourite songs in the car!

Sebastian: Yes Miss, I had toast for breakfast it was yummy!

Hugo: Yes Miss! I read my book to Mummy while she made my breakfast!

Ronnie: Erm, yeh Miss. I watched my Mum roll around on the floor in her pyjamas kissing the dog and hiding her face in his crotch. She was filming herself with her phone and after she sat and put filters on the video, edited it to make sure no one could see her face then uploaded it to Instagram. That's her job, Miss.

Brilliant!!!