I can't wait for that! Especially after the splendour of the Easter tree. I've no idea what to expect, never having seen a Halloween tree before, this should be good!
Mrs Hinch #664 Even Jim Wrong-Un can’t save Soph’s Korea
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Why is she sitting on the floor to show that shopping off? If only she had a nice big table by a window with natural lighting to show things off properly 
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The best part of that shopping car crash was that the ‘styling up’ of her candle entailed putting it on the windowsill and lighting it 
Those reels encapsulate Hinch. It’s all about THINGs. She thinks they bring her pleasure but it’s only a temporary high so she keeps spending more and more. The money aside (which she’ll come to regret), I don’t think life is about possessions and it seems a shallow way of living. I’d far rather have the memories of doing something fun with my family or friends than a revolving door of meaningless junk.
Those reels encapsulate Hinch. It’s all about THINGs. She thinks they bring her pleasure but it’s only a temporary high so she keeps spending more and more. The money aside (which she’ll come to regret), I don’t think life is about possessions and it seems a shallow way of living. I’d far rather have the memories of doing something fun with my family or friends than a revolving door of meaningless junk.
If only there was a search option on that internet thingy. She could have saved a trip and just search for autumn colour candles. Perhaps she hasn’t heard of a small business I sometimes use, Amazon.
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Think she needs the referral to SALT, the bleeding half-wit can barely string a sentence together
D9nt get too excited. The twins will only be allowed to paint one each, mummaz will do the rest and only mummaz will be allowed on the tree. Because Hinch is such a great artist, remember the hare!I can't wait for that! Especially after the splendour of the Easter tree. I've no idea what to expect, never having seen a Halloween tree before, this should be good!
ETA, just noticed I’ve been elevated to Well-known Member. Time to stock up on crunky snacks and full fat coke. What a time to be alive.
Not that I want to encourage the “Hinch is ND” speculation, but I’m like this due to my adhd and it’s HORRIBLE. I don’t have Hinch’s money so I’m on a constant cycle of spending, getting angry and upset with myself for spending because I’ve spent all my money, then convincing myself I “need” such and such and spending, getting the temporary high then getting angry and upset…it’s no way to live.
I had a point I was going to make bringing it back to Sophie but I’ve forgotten it lol but anyway HHHinch’s HHHauls are tit, pass it on.
Do my best to see what I can do with them guys! Is she going to get her dad to make more stock or somethingMrs Hinch #664 Even Jim Wrong-Un can’t save Soph’s Korea
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Soph clearly read Tattle, & saw she had been seen with Ronald at Clarks buying school shoes the day before, so admitted it.
Cleanin' wiv Mummaz - unscrewed a lightshade, dushhted it and handed to Fiddle ("well done!") to wossschh in a bucket of soapy wortaahRiveting!
A reminder that her weave was very expensive, as Royoiioii started nibbling her straw head (£1,030 wurrf).
Another cheesy, cholesterol enriched vombo, "Hinch" airfried Nachos, done in flammable paper lining& talking with her mouth full. Manners of a pig!
Bank holiday Monday - a predictable flogfessht. Shark and Air fryer codes for the shoppers.
Another reminder, this time, that her arse snatching leggings are expensive!
Anuvver pub lunch and woshhhing on a flimsy AmazON rack, that she laaves if she's honnnesssht. Showed theInch's underpants, cackling. She wouldn’t share her own knickers online would she!
Hinch did a *dirty delete after FILMING HERSELF TALKING WHILST DRIVING to 'work' wiv Mummaz.
NOT CLEVAAAH SOPHIE & downright dangerous! She WASN'T constantly looking at the road, with the occasional glance into camera, whilst talking!
She faffed about in Home Bargains looking at tat with Mummy, as always. Stilted waffling off a script into a microphone (cringe!!).
Identically dressed boiiscchh, all day, everyday, looking emotionless, robotic & miserable.
POPSA #AD, including the ghastly grifters pictured at a wedding around the same time as Ron was allegedly at death's door with motorbikedisease in hospital.
Here's a reminder of Soph's dirty delete driving/camera chat
And it’s not on your way to work
Surely the hare IS Halloween decor.
Saddest thing in that whole totally unnecessary haul - the toadstools for L's room. What 2 year old ever asked for or ever thought they wanted a couple of fake toadstools to decorate their room.. THEIR room, Soph - not your room.
Those candles are shite, give off loads of soot. Shouldn’t it be marked as AD as she works with HB? She boils my piss big time!!!
Oh guyshhhhhhhh! I just larve how she’s styled the glass pumpkin on a low table in the tangeriny and can’t wait to see who knocks it off and breaks it! Will it be Ron and Lynn, the terrible twins? Will it be Henners, aka FatDogSlim? Could it be one of the woolly wankers (not Richard though. He’s not allowed in the house. He gets left outside distressed when the other two are inside!)? Or could it be Pat* the missing hen? Or will Sophie six-toes accidentally knock it over with her size 5 feet? Place your bets, nusties!!!
*not sure if the missing hen is called Pat or Pam. Perimenopause means I can barely remember my own toddler’s names let alone Dogpie’s liveatock!
*not sure if the missing hen is called Pat or Pam. Perimenopause means I can barely remember my own toddler’s names let alone Dogpie’s liveatock!
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Good job she bought new matching outfits for the boys seeing as they got theirs filthy with playing and full of sand the other day
OPPAAAAA!God, I have one of those mugs from last year or the year before. I’m going to have to go and smash it to bits now
Clevaaaahhh!Well I waited with bated breath for the styling of said candle…here you go ladies and gents, didn’t she do well?
This thread title is *chef’s kiss*
Those Hallowe’en decorations are for her and Inch to paint. She will wait until Arsenal are about to play, then stamp her size 5 footz and demand he makes “couple goals” content with her instead. Sucks when you are her employee
Also imagine the confusion for Essex police turning up at Hinch Farm to question the unfiltered Mrs Hinch. They will be asking to speak to her daughter who was driving the car
Those Hallowe’en decorations are for her and Inch to paint. She will wait until Arsenal are about to play, then stamp her size 5 footz and demand he makes “couple goals” content with her instead. Sucks when you are her employee
Also imagine the confusion for Essex police turning up at Hinch Farm to question the unfiltered Mrs Hinch. They will be asking to speak to her daughter who was driving the car
Surprised she hasn’t slipped up and said MY room like she does to everything else in the house!
Worse then Watership Down!
Whoever does do it the blame will definitely be put on Ron. He could be sat on the moon playing with his collapsible bucket and he'd still be blamedOh guyshhhhhhhh! I just larve how she’s styled the glass pumpkin on a low table in the tangeriny and can’t wait to see who knocks it off and breaks it! Will it be Ron and Lynn, the terrible twins? Will it be Henners, aka FatDogSlim? Could it be one of the woolly wankers (not Richard though. He’s not allowed in the house. He gets left outside distressed when the other two are inside!)? Or could it be Pat* the missing hen? Or will Sophie six-toes accidentally knock it over with hersize 5feet? Place your bets, nusties!!!
*not sure if the missing hen is called Pat or Pam. Perimenopause means I can barely remember my own toddler’s names let alone Dogpie’s liveatock!
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