Mrs Hinch #659 Begging for attention with alpacas in the grass, Jamie make sure you film right up my arse

[Swedish chef]

She apparently had some guy turn up at her old house with toys/furniture or something for them? (Sorry if I've got that wrong I can't quite remember the details) but he wasn't a delivery guy or anything like that, he was just some ramdom guy who found out where they lived and turned up, knocked on her door and it freaked her out....I mean it's probably all lies but if it was true then she didn't learn her lesson. Stupid bitch she is.

I can remember this, the story didn't add up and sounded like she was lying, as you say if it was true, she definitely did not learn her lesson.

 

[EmmaE54]

The weird thing about the Hinch house is that it’s not minimalist. There is plenty of clutter in every room it’s just that none of it is practical.
There’s no bottle of water, reading book or lip balm on the “bedside cabinet” but there is a pestle and mortar. There are no towels or toiletries in the bathroom but there are blocks of wood with farm animals printed on them. There are no family photos but there are empty frames with the original inlays still in them.
It looks like she’s been given a house to stage for a potential renter or one of those house lottery competitions.

I liked when she done the junk draw she went I didn't need half of that rubbish that was in there but most of that stuff wasn't hers and could of been kept

 

[springheeledyeti]

Mr Magic just said, with regards to last night's tend crying, filtered, stoned looking photos .... "She looked like she's had a dildo shoved up her arse!"

makes a change from batteries

 

[AllieBee]

I just watched the utility room/downstairs toilet one - does she say “overtatilly olive from dulux”??

She said overty. Because shes thick as pig shit

 

[nursemum12]

Wow, what an absolute tone deaf c*nt she is.

People literally cannot afford to heat their homes, feed their families etc and she's sobbing over a home that has seen more items go in, used once and chucked and boasting about how many rooms she has but doesn't actually fucking need.

Get a fucking grip you entitled and insensitive cockwomble.

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Shows how tired I am I thought the screen was what she had posted I thought for once she is being honest

 

[IrishCatlady]

She’s wh

Lmaooooooo
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at is known my way as hard faced

 

[cantstandinfluencers]

I reckon a donkey

Hope not - I love donkeys. Didn’t she recently say she wouldn’t get a donkey or goats during a Q&A to herself. Then Jamie teased that the animal breed was ‘olde’ and we all thought sheep.

 

[Ditzymama28]

I don't think I am make it through months and months of:

"AD my home range "
"I just love it guyssssss"
"I'm obsessed"
"It's so soft"
"I love this colour. It's burnt orange/sage/greige/olive/haemorrhoid red"
"This smells amazinggggg"
"I don't know how this happened to me"
"This is from my new home range, it's a candle/pillow/throw/vase/candle stick/fake plant/pestle and mortar/oil stick.

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It'll basically be all the tat in that picture, but in olive green.

Was she bump hiding in that pic ?
Seems to be a very strategically placed cushion

 

[IrishCatlady]

Shetlands may look cute but that can be viscous

This is all I can think of when you say she's got a horse....

 

[tinkerboo]

Tbh I agree burglars have F all to take it’s hardly Freddie mercury’s house now his house was amazing!! Her house is so bare it’s shit in there has anyone ever seen Lacey turners decor it’s so cute love it!

 

[anniemouse]

Is the head shape of the phantom creature in the shed not more cow-like? Either way is that bit of land not too small for any hoofed animal?

 

[springheeledyeti]

She'll get a few negative comments about her house tour and have to invent another childhood illness.

"We noticed that Lens hair has gone straight guys. Took him up the hospital in the blue light taxi and he's got a new fing called GDHD disease. Apparently it makes your curls straight. I was so scared guys, please let me know if any of our children lost their curls and stayed in hospital for ten days guys"

ffs

 

[The Green Triangle]

Thread suggestion - Over a million quid for no taste at all and 3 plastic penis plants.
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The USA Jaun News article is copied directly from one in The Sun but The Sun hasn't as yet shared it on their Twitter page

Inside Mrs Hinch’s £1.1m house complete with ‘penis plants’ & lavish kids' rooms

THEY moved in at the beginning of 2022. But Mrs Hinch hadn’t given fans a full tour of her £1.1 million farmhouse, affectionately known as ‘Hinch Farm’ – until now. The clea…

www.thesun.co.uk

 

[feed*the*birds]

Could the new animals be pygmy goats?? They are at most petting farms/ zoos they go to? Anything bigger than a couple of large rabbits in there would be a joke.

 

[crunkysnacks15]

Are they Amish? Nuns?

She will need them when the new home range fails spectacularly and she has no income. Wont be able to afford the electric bill, candles will come in handy lol
Id person rather sit in the pitch black than light one of them

 

[Magee]

Omg I just posted something similar and now come back to catch up. Didn’t mean to plagiarise you hunnnnay

That’s ok @piningthebog, you’re exactly where you’re meant to be (which is looking at knackered old cartoon furniture which is still infinitely better than any scaffolding plank shite Weepy Al has put out) xxx

 

[Dexy]

Those feet, wtf. Stuff of nightmares .

 

[Fatima1234]

Did she get a new stair case fitted ? Looks different from the original.

She had stair rods but they disappeared

 

[welshgirl2021]

Yep I found it in the wiki. I had a hunt just now as I was wondering if it was something else I'd got confused with but nope it turns out it was in her shitty book which is shared through the wiki link. She's an absolute prick.

Can‘t be true surely J never does anything he hasn’t had signed off on from her

 

[katesbess]

I'll have plenty of time, feeling sorry for myself, to catch up later (2 tooth extractions at 3pm, never had one before!).
Wtf is that shnitted dress?
She looks bendy! xx

good luck. deep breathes. take pain killers just before you go and keep them going over the next 24hr at least.
but seriously as many deep calm thoughts and breathes as you can so the adreniline and blood dont pump pump.xx