Mrs Hinch #655 Hardcore hinchers are jumping ship. She better take her new range to Maldon tip!

[muchogin]

Those solar buddies sunscreen applicators are actually genuinely fantastic. I bought one for my then preschooler to keep in his bag a preschool and it’s still going strong 5 years later.
To stay on topic though, the holiday is definitely a pre-record from prior to Ron’s hospital stay.

That would explain Ron’s tan

 

[Swedish chef]

Oh and they probably did scream the flight down, I believe it. She can't control her kids cos she's not around them enough to really know them.
They probably screamed the flight down cos they're nothing but little brats. We've seen how grabby Ronnie is, if R doesn't get what R wants, hell breaks loose. He's a mini mummy. And she gives into him. Everytime. Cos she cba parenting her kids. And Lennie, well.. Lennie is golden boy, I don't think she likes either of them tbh, being a mum isn't what she wanted, she did it for Jamie and content. I think she likes babies, then once they're on the move she gets the ick. Anyway, L is golden boy and she just laughs at everything he does. No rules. No boundaries.

I wouldn't say I'm trolling or ripping apart children either. I'm saying exactly what I see. And what I see, is one very unpleasant little 4 year old, and a 2 year old who's following his and his mums behaviour.

She needs to parent her kids. And Jamie needs to step up and be a dad aswell. It's embarrassing. It's not funny. It's sad and it's embarrassing.

Nah you're not trolling, it's an accurate account of their flight. Agree , it's not funny it's fucking embarrassing and cringeworthy, she needs to fuck right offfffffffffff, if I'm honest

 

[Erm…erm…erm…cos i love it]

Has she ever stopped to think that it might not have been down to the kids, the woman (if she’s not tend) might just be someone who’s sick of her shit?

Probably feels the same as Sophie's toddler twins

 

[sk8ergirl]

Is it only me who picked up on "daddy jamie"

Is there another daddy Soph?

Jaymeh is her daddy & she calls her daddy weepy x

 

[Zofloragirl]

Ah thank you! I couldn’t work it out

Although because she does not do anything, she doesn’t. Hence the name change. When the media report “Mrs Hinch fans use this hack” it’s from this page.

 

[Swedish chef]

Grinch must wonder how other families travel to Florida and Australia with their 2 and 4 year olds with no grandparents or nieces for flights 9-10 hours at a time.

I’m sorry but when you’ve been fortunate enough to have taken a 2 and 4 year to Florida without anyone else then you can comment. And no it wasn’t traumatising. We did our best to keep them entertained, even though it was hard work, and also tried not to annoy other passengers around us.

I can tell you how they manage a 23hrs flight, kiddy Phenergan, just make sure it doesn't have the reverse effect and make your little darlings hyperactive. Fucking nightmare, long haul to Australia.

 

[Veryangrylady]

All this Amazon drip feeding is getting embarrassing now.
Also, who on earth uses sponge applicators to put on sunscreen? How about using your hands? So much easier and a bigger surface area. Who wants to be decanting from one bottle to another? I’ve heard some ridiculous things in my time but this is up there!!

My money's on her flogging her tat range in amazon that's why every post mentions that "small business" amazon

 

[The Green Triangle]

Defo the one how much is it out of interest ?

Same week next year £2,444

 

[IrishCatlady]

Welcome read the wik

I’m new to this thread, what a ride! I’m not being sarcastic, genuinely wondering, why would she fake being on holiday?

i and or thread 500 and all will make sense

 

[Adaptablecoffee]

She is just one big massive fake!

Ready to cancel, yeah sure even though the twins got their holiday haircut last week

I wish she would fuck off and honestly not come back.

And she came up with those handy shower curtain zip things full of shit to entertain the boys the other day.

 

[stefanp]

Is she really showing everyone how she cooks tinned potatoes! FFS I can’t

Is she really admitting to using tinned potatoes

 

[squatternutbosh]

Is Get Well Freda on the holiday with them too? I would be suprised if she isn’t

 

[☆MagicRoundabout☆]

The boys were traumatising were they?
and you're in a villa up a cliff, why are you talking like you're fucking David Attenborough?
Do us all a favour, climb to the top and toss yourself off #twat

Random ... preferably a 1000ft high cliff!

 

[welshgirl2021]

Looks like a blur of a building outside the plane window... perhaps she should have saved the snacks until they were in the air

Anyway, no one glared at her... another anecdote to add to the book of things that didn't happen.

The ungrateful bitch should just shut up now and enjoy her holiday.

Her voice and bad pronunciation would make me glare at her

 

[AriaAria]

buying bots! Rumour has it, her and Jimbobnojob approached Gleam and they said she needed more followers….

Ah ok, thank you, that makes sense.

 

[Zofloragirl]

The villa is booked throughout July and August so can’t help on the dates.

 

[welshgirl2021]

what does MHMMDI stand for? 🫣

Mrs Hinch made me do it

 

[VicksterIcon]

Am I doing holidays wrong? Who is doing laundry on holiday?! I once went around The States for 3 weeks and never washed a thing? (Ok I did a bit of shopping but you get me ) Surely on a villa holiday you are living in swimwear and shorts and vest tops etc which are small to pack, kidswear also small so you can take plenty. I’d have loads to wear without having to wash and hang laundry and still have room for a pack of Uno cards- buy some local eats and drinks and stick your headphones in- that’s a holiday. Hers looks shite, I’d rather be at home

Me! OK, it's only when we stay with our friends in Florida - just means when we get back there is no mountain of washing to do! Otherwise, all other holidays I'll do when we get back.

Her pre records are really going to mess up over this weather which clearly she never knew was going to happen. You can see in that Ama-ZON washing video that the sky reflecting in the pool is definitely not nearly 40 degree heat!

 

[IrishCatlady]

And as someone said

These pretty much sum up how people feel about Hinch, and they’re not tattlers

Don’t fly at night then your kids won’t wak3 people up

 

[Zofloragirl]

Supporter of small businesses she says yet all she ever does is promote Amazon!

Hardly small. Those suncream things won dragons den I think!
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I have clients who sell through FBA and their fees are extortionate. I’m pretty sure she will try and make out that she’s “working in partnership with Amazon” and hope that her sheep don’t realise that in actual fact ANYONE can sell shit through Amazon.
Yes they deal with all the storage and distribution but they will charge her a fortune for the privilege.

She took toy, snacks and everything that's the limits to her parenting. Bet she would have knocked them both out if she could have got away with it, but we all know they were probably quiet and well behaved for 95% of that very short flight so she's having a good old made up moan for effect.
She's a horrible negative bitch who can't say one thing genuinely nice about her own kids.

The woman aaa probably looking because Hinch was going bat shit crazy but in reality the kids were just sat there