Mrs Hinch #651 Attention, Attention it's all about me. Remember Soph, you're exactly where you need to be

[Swedish chef]

Then what does she do now?

Lots of dancing her cares away and shitting in blankets from what I can work out

 

[Shamelesshorse]

I feel sorry for which ever poor boyband she thinks resembles the woolly wankers.

 

[ilovepizza21]

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You nastyyyyy little trolll

 

[melisnusty]

When we feel like she can’t sink lower, she pulls it out of the pink purse bag once again!

 

[teshhco-tart]

That hideous picture of her looking like a 1980’s prostitute.. never mind for a minute how ridiculous she looks, she is suggesting she went out last minute for a couple of hours miles away?!

Yeah right!

she meticulously organised the outfit, had her hair done (hope she kept the receipt because omg) and this whole affair would have started mid morning to be out in Ipswich and back.

She is an incorrigible LIAR.

I cannot wait for all her deals to collapse.

 

[cantstandinfluencers]

That hideous picture of her looking like a 1980’s prostitute.. never mind for a minute how ridiculous she looks, she is suggesting she went out last minute for a couple of hours miles away?!

Yeah right!

she meticulously organised the outfit, had her hair done (hope she kept the receipt because omg) and this whole affair would have started mid morning to be out in Ipswich and back.

She is an incorrigible LIAR.

I cannot wait for all her deals to collapse.

Yes that 90s event is just over an hours drive away and you can bet she did not go by herself. She probably spent all day preening in her makeup cupboard, having her nails done by Trace and her curls done in a salon and lying on the bed getting squeezed into her catsuit by mummy dearest

 

[katesbess]

Even the 10 days is questionable seems as she reckons on day 5 he started treatment

Anx symptoms started when they were already in.
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If she says " save a child's heart" one more time!
Anx it's so obviously something she's seen. It sounds so bleeping ick because it'd so unnatural from her mouth.
" Ron's heartssss guyssss. Buy my tit to save Ron Ron's heartsssss"

 

[anniemouse]

Yes that 90s event is just over an hours drive away and you can bet she did not go by herself. She probably spent all day preening in her makeup cupboard, having her nails done by Trace and her curls done in a salon and lying on the bed getting squeezed into her catsuit by mummy dearest

And not to mention the blackface fake tan would have needed time to develop

 

[beanpole]

Well she’s continued with the lying and pre records.

Her stories mainly consist of alpacas and the boys as she has no real content. You do get the awful ‘come wiv me’ blogs (all pre recorded of course), although they have disappeared (thankfully) since Ron was diagnosed with KD. She’s now focussing her attention on Ron and KD because it makes her look good and she needs the PR because no one really knows who she is.

She goes away a LOT but will never declare them because she likes the sheep to think she stays at home looking after her boys, cleaning and looking after her pretend farm. She doesn’t. And she gets caught out in the wild by tattlers or friends if tattkers. Her picture and whereabouts get fed back here, and because she reads here all the time, she knows she has to say something to her followers in case they see the photos. It’s usually one massive lie (you can spot her lies with the amount of detail she adds) but the Sheeple lap it up.

She will occasionally post a cleaning story (again pre recorded) on the pretence that she’s missed sharing videos like that with her followers - it will consist of her cleaning something that is already clean - no hard work or effort required - it will naturally be a pre record and be used as an AD to promote whatever cleaning products she is still getting paid to promote.

Hinch likes people to think she’s busy working, when in reality she does none of the things she says she does. The kids are looked after mainly by Jamie or fiddle, the animals are definitely looked after by somebody and she never walks her dog, & her house is kept clean by someone - maybe Fiddle or a cleaner who has had to sign an NDA. Who knows. What we do know is she is a prolific liar, narcissist and plagiarist & someone who never declares her ADs properly and someone who buys a hell of a lot of bots!

This needs pinning somewhere!!

 

[popsicle]

Just watched her and sss latest story, what’s with the pathetic talking & fake laughing with the both of them! Both need to grow up!!

 

[Rach8456]

Nothing like a panic wipe of the under sink cupboard now she’s seen we’re all talking about how she cleans duck all these days. Not that she ever did more than wipe tit about the place

 

[Shamelesshorse]

Someone’s got Bingo for the cleaning reel

 

[itsanofrommehun]

Surely it’s harder to get rid of dust by spraying it with a wet spray first? Wouldn’t it not just make it all clump together in a wet mess that clags all over the surface you’re trying to wipe, meaning you can only wipe in a dramatic one sweep motion?
But what do I know, I ain’t a cleanah

 

[BeeHappy]

So she tidied the under sink cupboard in the utility room and refilled it with her Cunty Garden range to make it look #ad perfect, and moved all the other branded products into the kitchen cupboard, including laundry products which she uses in the washing machine which is in the utility room! She’s an arsenal hole!!

 

[stopwindingeachotherup]

15 minutes to wipe down the nearly empty cupboard and put stuff back. Not enough time to complete the other cupboard - what planet is she on?

 

[teshhco-tart]

I'm expecting a cleaning montage later. Saint sopha hasn't cleaned in weeks as she's been busy saving all the world's children with links to other websites. She'll clean already clean bathrooms and kitchen surfaces and reuse the years old footage of her washing machine clean. She'll cock up one day and add the washing machine clean from greyskull and have to do a dirty delete.

Bingooooooo!

 

[Ellejay81]

Did she actually just say she's taking 15 mins to herself there sure are a lot of 15 mins in her day.

 

[katesbess]

Remember her contract with the brands means she has to put out a certain amount of story segments, ads and posts per month.

 

[sk8ergirl]

How does she struggle to keep a half empty cupboard tidy? Mines always tidy and it’s half the size.

 

[Swisspea]

Then what does she do now?

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