Mrs Hinch #646 It might be Lonnie’s Birthday but Tattle got the gifts!

[Swedish chef]

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It could have been you babe if you hadn't failed the screen test

Jeezus, imagine her getting ready for her closssssseeeee up

 

[MiaBinaryCode]

You could fry an egg on those knees

 

[AllieBee]

I've just spent 2 hours reading the latest Philip S thread
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Yes I've just spent 2 hours on there

I've been in there all night it's moved so quickly. Everytime I put my phone down there's another 5 pages!

 

[Danielle0120]

She thinks she's a right comedian doesn't she

 

[theaceofstace]

Morning trollzz. Hinch influenced me to reminisce about the alcopops l used to drink in the olden days. For any of you fat hens who remember Metz and the quite terrifying Judderman.... its uncanny, right down to the thumb and the footz
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Wow that’s a blast from the past! Used to love this stuff, thought I was ‘ard

 

[Daintycomet]

She's back....

Spoiler: She's back.

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Grotty alpaca got a longer and better hug than her kids. Miserable woman.

 

[Pumpkins1506]

Look at the daily losses though.

The losses are left from a few weeks ago when she was losing thousands. It's not a literal daily loss, just an average worked out from gains-losses/days. Another few days and it'll all the in the green again.

 

[mammaof3]

 

[Zofloragirl]

Yes they are the Skegness donkey. The donkeys that have access to water all day, shade when it gets hot & travel in air conditioned lorries

She ventured to Skegness! Blimey. She’s been busy this week.
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If she is complaining about the donkeys why does she look like she’s stood next to the man paying? boat another pre record? Why does everywhere look deserted on the new st bank hol of the year? And why oh why does she marvel over everyone else’s dog and not bring her own? So many questions.

 

[Shmily1]

Is she getting donkeys?
She has a point about these donkeys, it is cruel!

Is she in Skegness? The donkeys look like those featured in Bargain Loving Brits By The Sea (The Nuttall's - www.donkeytackuk.com)

 

[IrishCatlady]

We can quote that back to them when we have to make a complaint (which we inevitably will on her past form)

Great idea

 

[tattoe_bojangles]

Oh yeh she gave birth to Lennie near the reception

ironic that she says you can’t take away someone’s transparency when she’s doing a fine job of that herself…

…but that’s none of my business

 

[boundandgagged]

I

didn’t feel safe over there and happily back home

It's brutal and too fast to keep up with really but it's kept me occupied over the weekend while I was ill in bed

 

[Pipyspops15]

Has the blather been deleted? It’s disappeared

Yes and the zoflora ad, I remember she posted it close to 9:15 (that's what the clock said)
And the shark tv ad was 10ish

 

[Secretbrillopad]

but she also had surgery socks on too so looks like she defo had a c-section.

Not necessarily, I think they're standard issue in some Trusts on labour ward regardless of type of birth (and given the mysterious blood disorder she has, I'm assuming she was recommended an obstetric led delivery In labour ward). I actually couldn't wear them as my legs were too swollen (pre-eclampsia) and they kept rolling down and made welts in my legs. So they made me wear these god awful pressure controlled boots that puffed air constantly. I'm easily sensory overloaded and I had to ask them to turn them off when they wanted me to push as it was too much to concentrate on - the contraction, the pain, the Choo Choo puffs on my legs

Aside from this, I actually cackled out loud and said "size 5 footz my arse!"

 

[springheeledyeti]

Hurry up sofa the coven needs you back asap View attachment 2200200

Don’t, I love that season

 

[signals55]

Wow I've cheated on you and been on PS thread for past 3 days. Come back and Hinch feels soooo boring. I'm back in my safe happy place

I've been on there too. She is boring

 

[strawberrysunshine_x]

Probably washing Henry's fleas out of his scalp, that was around the same time wasn't it?

Did he have fleas. How the hell did he get fleas he never leaves the house!!!

 

[strawberrysunshine_x]

Whatever happened to the reveal of the next animals at Hinchnotafarm?? Did that ever happen? Is this donkey stuff related to that I wonder?

Oh lord can you imagine. I felt so sorry for those beach donkeys 🫏 guys so I got some of my own

 

[Dexty2021]

I think she's trying to get some TV exposure because she is jealous of Stacey always being on TV and thinks she can do the same. Adverts are her limit though, she can do a thousand re takes before the public get to see it.
Also, jimbob is pushing trying to get her noticed for stuff other than cleaning, hence the whole singing thing again. He wants her to be seen on TV more.

I know we've said it before, but she would definitely do The Masked Singer if she got asked (we know she's not well known enough though but she thinks she is) She can warble her way through an autotuned Beyonce number, she can stay hidden until the reveal and then she will show the next day the reaction of her family as she was unmasked. Cue blank looks from Ronnie and Lennie as they couldn't give a shit that it was her anyway and Freda and the niece screeching how amazing she was while she sits on the sofa beaming saying how she just can't believe it.
The American Masked Singer had Ryan Reynolds. We would be treated to a hard faced scrubber from Essex.

Too easy! She’d be obvious by the size errr 5 feet