Mrs Hinch #646 It might be Lonnie’s Birthday but Tattle got the gifts!

[ifimhonest]

has she put her cringe arsenal-hole-licking birthday message on for molly mae yet, on her birthday post?

Is she crying like a seal into her pasta, or is she needing to see a cardiologist again with her ‘bursting heart’ 🥱 or is she calling her ‘beautiful mama - wev got this’ etc etc fucking imbecile

 

[ilovepizza21]

She won't, but when PS kills himself in the next few weeks, which is what's going to happen - she'll be first to jump on the grief train. So will all the other big mouths who can't just sit back and wait for solid evidence and an investigation to properly start.
Hinch is too bothered about donkeys for now.

Eta, because I feel like the PS thread gang will slaughter me if any are on here, one of the worse threads for attacking people who aren't in assassination mode that I've been on fyi, I wouldn't bother venturing over, anyway I'm not in support of PS. I'm just saying. Fankoo, now back to Hinch. X

You really think PS is gonna off himself? Interesting, I hadn't thought of that but can totally see him doing it.
I bet all the huns will come out with their "be kind" schtick despite PS being a vile grooming cunt of a human

I honestly don't think he will his too much of a narcissist cunt. I eat my words If he does tho.

I'm on that thread as Hunch is a bore x

 

[cantstandinfluencers]

funny how offended she is about the donkeys being used for cash but she is more than happy to use her own children to do a lot worse for cash, fame and fake stories in fake books.

Totally agree with you. Plus, let’s not forget she never walks poor Henry too

 

[strawberrysunshine_x]

Probably, what Soph wants Soph gets, but with what room! She's over run with animals that already have a space far too small for them all to the point it's beyond cruel.

She did try to rescue a donkey about 6 month though, I remember her story, but claimed he had already been rescued by the time she enquired. In other words, the people said absolutely not to her.

She doesn’t have the room does she. Why is she trying to cram animals in. It’s either alpacas and nothing else if you ask me

 

[KitchenDog1]

Who Roy, Rex & Reg .. ( or what ever she calls the )

 

[cantstandinfluencers]

To be fair for once in her life she did say that this was recorded a few weeks ago but she couldn’t release it because they sell out so quick pull the other sloth your days of selling things out are truly over. Only things you can sell out these days is your childrens privacy

I posted I think it was last week a link to the Daily Mail article featuring her advert. The DM also make commission from the public using the link to buy these maybelline lipsticks. I wonder if the 1 comment is from Hinchy herself? I bet it is! They allow her to comment and then delete all other comments

Here’s the link again:

Mrs Hinch-approved lipstick delivers colour that lasts all day

Maybelline's no-budge SuperStay Vinyl Ink Lip Colour has been specially - and rather brilliantly - formulated to stay on for up to an incredible 16 hours at a time*!

www.dailymail.co.uk

 

[AllieBee]

Interesting that PS daughter was SSS agency manager, wonder if she's also Hinchs and wonder if she's sacked aswell from YMU

I did wonder if she would stay now but I suppose if she's done her job well they can't really sack her because of Philth, although she has been the one managing her dad's account I believe so who knows!

 

[Wize Owl]

I've got to stop getting bored and clicking through her stories before they've finished, then talking shite over here.

I did the same, I clicked through too quickly and didn’t see her actually applying one .... to be honesssssscht I wish I hadn’t gone back to check because she looked like a right smug twat, eye fucking the mirror (As per usual)

 

[holeinthetoad]

I dunno, I kind of get the smelling your kids thing. I love to cuddle mine and sniff the tops of their heads...they just smell like themselves and reminds me of them being babies. It's nice.
So to me it makes sense. But then I also know she's only saying that because she has to in order to look like a doting parent. She didn't really miss them and would probably not have had them at all if she didn't a) want to please Jimbob and Fiddle and b) want to use them as cash cows.

same - I can’t get enough of mine

 

[EmmaE54]

Oh lord can you imagine. I felt so sorry for those beach donkeys 🫏 guys so I got some of my own

Or she resusced them and took them back to hers

 

[Soapy]

It's killing me for what these new bloody animals are going to be!

Can the gods of the new threads create a poll at the beginning of the next one (if we haven't had the great reveal by then) for guesses as to what they could be pleeeeeease! No suggestion to be sniffed at, as we can't really put anything moronic and inappropriate past our Sofe can we

What have we had suggested so far?

Sheep, donkeys, goats, cows, rabbits, guinea-pigs, tortoises, pigs....?

 

[ifimhonest]

I hope that big vase of Lilly’s on her fireplace are fake ones. wouldn’t have them near my house when animals are around

 

[strawberrysunshine_x]

They don't need washing. They're fine to be dirty. In fact, washing them ruins their fleece by stripping the lanolin (oil) that keeps it water repellent.
Spraying them with a hose is fine as it cools them on warm days before they've been shorn, but a proper wash would be bad for them.

I would have thought they’d be sheared by now tho?

 

[ChunkyMonkey90]

Is it normal to wear a hospital gown when having a natural birth? I've had 4 and have always worn either a tshirt or what I turned up in. Why would she have a hospital gown on if she had a natural birth like she claims.

I was in a hospital gown with my natural births

 

[IrishCatlady]

I think the whole of Tattle is on PS threads the rate its moving!

Yes I’ve seen a few Hinch tattlers

 

[AllieBee]

Agreed and I bet she’s regretting joining them
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Currently on the PS thread, it’s like Hinchs in the old days, friendlier people on here though apart from fellow Hinch tattlers

I've been on ut a while, its def got a bit weird this weekend, but I think that might be cos emotions are running a bit high! I hope they calm down, don't want the thread stopped!
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It’s great on there, So much new stuff I’ve learnt about him, makes Hinch look like Snow White

He is a vile individual, Hinch looks quite saintly next to him....

 

[Zofloragirl]

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Wonder who organised the Hen considering Hinch is apparently her best friend.
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She would have had more than that but has deleted LOADS of past grid posts. She seems to have this weird obsession with numbers.......

Hiding evidence of lies and inconsistencies probably.

 

[boundandgagged]

Well she makes me want to puke

 

[cgl22345]

I’m now wondering if I could sing a duet doing both parts The only thing is the app I use can only have one mouth moving, so it would look like either Sopha or JimbobRatzzManzz was singing both parts... like this

ETA: The “Oi Oi Schweeet’arrrrt” sounds like she’s possessed by the Ghost of the back passage
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Haha, definitely the best entertainment, maybe they’ll enter Eurovision next year, people from Malcom seem to do quite well
ETA, maldon, not Malcom

 

[Zofloragirl]

Surely Ninja must be getting annoyed that she keeps “forgetting” to post their ADS and only does so with one day before the code ends. Surely that should have been posted a few days ago like the last one

She’s probably in a lower pay band so only gets to post the last few hours
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It’s about the same distance from me

Tattle Neighbours! How exciting!