Mrs Hinch #641 Fleecing the sheep with a filtered face - she's an iconic waste of space

[anniemouse]

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FFS... this has just resulted in me having the giggles and Mr Owl firstly tutting like one of the 3 grannies on the magical mystery bus trip.... and then bursting out laughing too....

“For all MY puff pastry cheese lovers “ She’s so self important isn’t she Why not just say “For anyone who loves vomfestsssh puff pastry and cheese”

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All the vest with that NoNob, Fruitcake Freda and Weepy.... best not tend in future that you tend like any of her concoctions

I got really confused and thought she posted vomfestsssh

 

[MrsD33]

Ahh this daily update really sets you up for the day.

Here’s another one for you.

Down another 1k already.

Hope these make you smile

 

[bellaboo1983]

Not sure if it's been mentioned but stacey has shown her clothing range on ITS and hinchs stripey dress doesn't feature...surely that would be the star of the show!
I think hinch is bringing out a clothing range with them, the boring style and colouring works, that photo was a test to check if the audience would buy into it.

 

[Zofloragirl]

Here’s another one for you.

Down another 1k already.

Hope these make you smile

She’ll be on 4.68 by Monday!

 

[RubySky478]

I actually thought that pastry thing looked quite good

I’ll close the door on the way out.

Edited to add: I am both massively hungover and premenstrual so that might be a reason for my temporary loss of sanity..

 

[Pergola]

Not sure if it's been mentioned but stacey has shown her clothing range on ITS and hinchs stripey dress doesn't feature...surely that would be the star of the show!
I think hinch is bringing out a clothing range with them, the boring style and colouring works, that photo was a test to check if the audience would buy into it.

Well good luck with that..... It looked like a string vest with sleeves

Not to mention the hole in the sleeve and the wellies she wore with it!

 

[LivingMyVestLife]

I actually thought that pastry thing looked quite good

I’ll close the door on the way out.

Edited to add: I am both massively hungover and premenstrual so that might be a reason for my temporary loss of sanity..

God save your bowel with that one

 

[LurkeyMcLurk]

Well good luck with that..... It looked like a string vest with sleeves

Not to mention the hole in the sleeve and the wellies she wore with it!

Well she is a farmer so that's why she wore wellies

 

[SunshineRae]

She’s well and truly reentering her JusRol phase isn’t she

Will never forget when she a millionaire

was gifted a disgusting amount of the stuff. We got to her that day because it then triggered her spontaneous hunt for a food bank. There was something else to do with the drop off that evening but I can’t remember what it was now

 

[JustmeJ]

How has she managed to make that puff pastry burnt on the outside and still raw looking and flat on the inside?? That's truly some kind of art. Guaranteed constipation food right there. Cheese, more cheese, meat, pastry.
Hilarious that she earns money for dreadful posts like that.

She's such an arsenal hole.

Cos she has no clue how to use that big range oven
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Another demented-laughing-at-the-floofs post.
Is she drunk on Appletiser again?
She literally NEVER is that excited around her kids.
Odd woman.

 

[puddleduck]

What language is she speaking to those llamas someone please ?
What chance have those children got of ever speaking coherent English?

 

[MrsD33]

Will never forget when she a millionaire View attachment 2151621View attachment 2151622was gifted a disgusting amount of the stuff. We got to her that day because it then triggered her spontaneous hunt for a food bank. There was something else to do with the drop off that evening but I can’t remember what it was now

She just dumped the bag on the doorstep.

And wasnt a security guard or someone there and his wife was a hincher or was that another time?

 

[anniemouse]

She just dumped the bag on the doorstep.

And wasnt a security guard or someone there and his wife was a hincher or was that another time?

That sounds familiar, I wasn’t on here at the time but I remember someone else bringing it up, thread 500 maybe?

 

[strawberrysunshine_x]

That brown one doesn’t like her his ears went back when she went close to him
Don’t blame him that cackle is frightening

 

[Hens Teeth]

No mention of the coronation then! Anything real life and in the news is a bit too controversial for our Hinch.

 

[HenryHenchcliffe]

She's so genuinely thick it hurts

ETA re the chickens and the stones. Hens do that. It's natural foraging behaviours. Just sweep them back into place and accept that you have (for now) 2 healthy happy chooks

 

[ethelworks]

bleeping hell, she's bloody lost the plot, that cackle burns my ears

 

[strawberrysunshine_x]

She's so genuinely thick it hurts

That last part. Of course she just thinks it’s hilarious. His teeth did look way too big I thought but I don’t know anything about them

 

[MrsD33]

That sounds familiar, I wasn’t on here at the time but I remember someone else bringing it up, thread 500 maybe?

Found it

Mrs Hinch #500 Sophie Hinchliffe: This is Me; Life in Lists (of Lies) - The Tattle Truths

Has bib gate been done yet? That’s when I saw the light.

tattle.life

 

[Zofloragirl]

Will never forget when she a millionaire View attachment 2151621View attachment 2151622was gifted a disgusting amount of the stuff. We got to her that day because it then triggered her spontaneous hunt for a food bank. There was something else to do with the drop off that evening but I can’t remember what it was now

Didn’t she aimlessly drive around looking for one and actually had no idea where it was.