Mrs Hinch #636 Even the rats are abandoning the sinking ship

[Wikiwangocard]

She is such a brat.
My house. My roof. My me mine.

Nothing is 'ours' in her world, but she was quick enough to take Jamie's name and bastardize it to make money.

 

[choccychops]

Get over yourself Hinch, stop moaning about your children, their only problem is that they have you as their Mother.

 

[Suebigfatsue87]

Alright babe. You tell yourself that.
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While stocks last the shelves were always full that’s the problem hun, couldn’t shift it because it was shite

 

[Hun_tea22]

in tonight’s edition of things that didn’t happen in frankly awful outfits

 

[nuts82]

She moans about her kids ‘never sleeping’ yet at 8.50pm she still hasn’t started a wind down routine?!
she never ceases to amaze me with the bullshit taht comes out of her mouth!! More often than not she’s slobbed On the sofa by 8pm supposedly eating a tub of ice cream and watching garden rescue… (me thinks she’s hinting at them to come and do her garden…)

 

[samj123]

Soff Ali G called and wants his clothes back

 

[Stroller3]

She obviously can't stand the smell of cuntry garden either

 

[☆MagicRoundabout☆]

Jesus wept! "When I mooooved in in 'ere" ...
What an illiterate CHAV! "Shhho sa-iz-fy-in!" INNITTTT!
Those poor boys dresshhhed in that god awful Gangsta Gear, all that's missing are thick gold chains and oversized sovereign rings in QVC's finest "Goldette"!

Thread Suggestion: No amount of money can buy taste or class. Hinch should have CHAV tattooed on her arse!

 

[Tootle Pip Wiz]

This account is just . I've posted before about this one, who calls it her "Hinch corner" in her living room and is proud of it.
Fucking weirdo.

 

[beegee]

It's so sad that she literally can't be arsed to do the bedtime routine with her babies
Its my fave part of the day with my little girl, she's down by 7 and then we have dinner and a chill (we have a proper dinner though, not mugshots ) even if the day has been crappy I love taking time for the wind down in the evening as one day she will just take herself off to bed and I will miss it.
Kids grow so quick and she is just wasting it all away by staring into her phone- either admiring herself, moaning about her two lovely boys or scrolling through this thread for content ideas and to try and prove you guys wrong (but always failing )
Had to pipe up as I'm a new mum and I literally cannot comprehend her behaviour towards those boys. They both seem so cute but showering them with presents wont make up for a lack of a mother. When they are older they won't remember the playroom they weren't allowed to touch, but they will remember their mum not being present. So sad

 

[strawberrysunshine_x]

Sorry if I’m Middleton to the party here but there’s absolutely no way Lennie is the age she says he is. Im just not having that he’s like a week older than my son. I know pictures are deceiving but nope. Not having it. Mind you, she is about 50ft tall and so is jimbob!

Wait til @HinchesSousChef sees this

 

[Tootle Pip Wiz]

Who the fuck has a favourite cloth or sponge? Is that even a thing?
A cloth is a cloth to me. A sponge is a sponge. Gets used a few times then gets wanged in the bin.
I certainly don't have any attachments to my cloffs or sponges fank you very much you idiot.
She's a tile short of a roof is this weirdo.

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last sentence should be a thread suggestion!

I'm fank you @Zofloragirl , will now put it forward!

Thread suggestion: She's a tile short of a roof is this weirdo.

 

[jklmnop]

The roof over her head is clean - whether she can afford to keep it or not is yet to be seen!

 

[Eyesopened]

Introducing’ the hinch boys’ to the bgt stage where they will be performing a hip hop street dance

 

[Dancing_in_the_dark]

I’m not 100% sure but I’m pretty sure I read that you shouldn’t jet wash roof tiles as it damages them. That if you are having your roof cleaned they should use a brush

let’s hope it cracks tiles and she gets some leaks

 

[ChunkyMonkey90]

Really her cupboard under the sink makes her feel good, she really needs to get laid and get a life

 

[or JusRollWithIt]

That roof has a lot of build up. Almost as if she lives next to a major road with lots of traffic.

I’m so bored by her and my own comment. You nusty hens are the only reason I’m still here.

 

[HinchesSousChef]

I just watched her story from last night but with the sound up. I think she genuinely believes she is being “real” and that she speaks lovingly towards her children. Her facial expressions and tone are awful. She’s pissed off with Jamie for taking too long to get the boys up to bed. I wouldn’t be surprised if he had been out dealing with something or finishing off something in another room (eg cleaning/putting washing away) and in her opinion he was taking too long when all she wanted was for the kids to be in bed. She’d probably had them placated with a film on - which meant she could sit and scroll her phone. Then the film had finished and instead of getting them sorted (night time nappies on id imagine) she’s hollering for Jamie to hurry up and get on with it. She’s pissed off with him so punishes him by “filming” the moment. I bet there’s lots of passive aggressive filming and threatening to upload things that are embarrassing or damning when they row.

 

[Vicsta231]

Passive aggressive much?!

 

[Lou Lou Rose]

I’ve have never seen a mother with such a bitch face as hers when’s she talks to her children. It’s just vile.
What a vile human she is. She has zero compassion for those poor boys!
Even when Ron says he wants to do her hair she replied into her phone with her filtered face!