Oh my word, that’s true
I might just have to step on her dress and Oooooops, rip it. It will never be scheeeen again (Except at Maldonia tip) 
Mrs Hinch #629 Filtered face, a big disgrace, lying and cackling all over the place.
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I might just have to step on her dress and Oooooops, rip it. It will never be scheeeen again (Except at Maldonia tip) Our middle toddler, 276 months, is dating & considering proposing to a girl who’s mother dated my husband in 6th form (1991 this was) & is a total psychoGuyssssssh.... I was feeding baby owlet, looking at her beautiful little face and started wondering what her future will be like. What will she love doing, will she love to sing and dance like her sisters, who will she marry and then it happened.......
I had an epiphanyNot a good one
My 4 Owlets are similar in ages to Ronald and Lenor. They will grow up in the same littletownvillage as them.... what if one day one of my Owlets say they’ve met “The One” they want to marry and it’s Ronald or Lenor
my sister once got spat on by her when husband dumped her for me! (Her daughter is lovely) 
Definitely move, it’s the only way 
I also wish cleaning the bin was my greatest achievement today, is she trying to be relatable? This newspaper exposure will force her back to cleaning for a while I reckon
What is it??
Isn't that the footage she used when she came back from her "skiing" trip?
This, absolutely. Today I have: taken child to school as she has so much sports kit. Had chemo, filled 50 bleeping cookie mix bottles for an order and planned a catering event for someone. Have just stuck a load of washing on, and now need to think about supper and weekend logistics involving south, west and south west London. Fairly sure I’ve conquered a tit load more than she will ever manage in a lifetime. What a bleep.
I think it would have to be this one…slightly changing the lyrics and mentioning undeclared ADsBefore I read the bit about singing at the wedding, I was already thinking imagine one of your songs at the wedding
(Volume needed, contains swears)
Deffo looks it- that looks frosty/dewy and it has done nothing today in this area but rain. She can’t help faking tit can she?
A feckin eyesore
duck me, she's mastered time travel.
She's come home to a morning a few weeks (or even months) ago when it was frosty!
Not the mild, rainy day we've had in reality.
She's come home to a morning a few weeks (or even months) ago when it was frosty!
Not the mild, rainy day we've had in reality.
I think it would have to be this one…slightly changing the lyrics and mentioning undeclared ADs
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if the newbie at YMU has to look here, it's OK to laugh
I think they might be the ones moving when the 'empire' crashes!Guyssssssh.... I was feeding baby owlet, looking at her beautiful little face and started wondering what her future will be like. What will she love doing, will she love to sing and dance like her sisters, who will she marry and then it happened.......
I had an epiphany
My 4 Owlets are similar in ages to Ronald and Lenor. They will grow up in the same littletownvillage as them.... what if one day one of my Owlets say they’ve met “The One” they want to marry and it’s Ronald or Lenor
I have absolutely nothing against the boyssssh at all.... but what has to happen at the wedding, the bride’s mummaz has to walk down the aisle with, sit next to at the wedding breakfast and dance with the groom’s dad.... that’s Jimbobmouthbreather
I now have 3 choices:
1) Put our house up for sale and move far away.
2) Forbid the Owlets from dating/marrying anyone if their name begins with Hinch.
3) Go with the flow, it will be fun to upstage Sopha at the wedding as Mummaz-of-the-bride. I can also insist on singing at the wedding “JimbobOiOi style”
All of thatfrom just looking at my beautiful baby girl. I don’t want to move, I love living where I do. I could never forbid my children to not fall in love with anyone and I really can’t dance cheek to cheek with Jimbobcreepyslob
So, I’ve decided Sopha and NoNob will have to move and Maldonia can be Hinch free
Keep reporting her not putting AD on her adverts Nusties.... and highlight any other duck-ups. We need to increase Tattle34 to lots more
That was a quick swim
New tv direction for our time travelling influencer...
Introducing
Dr Who Dis?
Introducing
Dr Who Dis?
I don't know how you to it @Wize Owl but you kill me every timeI think it would have to be this one…slightly changing the lyrics and mentioning undeclared ADs
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Don’t forget Grandfather of the Groom would be sobbing in the corner @Wize Owl !
She bleeping would you know.
Marry me... best troll there is...
and I really needed this today. Thankyou you nasty hen 
I know it’s only a small thing but why is it that EVERYTIME she shows those bloody animals she has to include her voice in the clip too, if you must show them (
) then just leave the music.
No one needs to hear a fake HAWHAWHAWHAWA everytime
Ahhh, glad I got that off my chest
As you were
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You know that video inch shared at play group & everyone was wondering who he was talking to.
He was talking to sofa. That’s truly what I believe happens. He takes them places then does videos of what they’ve been upto.
That's how she interacts with her kids
) then just leave the music. No one needs to hear a fake HAWHAWHAWHAWA everytime
Ahhh, glad I got that off my chest
As you were
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Well it certainly wasn’t her who saw it, she does nothing with them kids. Even that Mother’s Day assembley picture. So staged & not a natural vibe of mother and son. She has no bond with them.Fiddle rung her and told her he skipped in
You know that video inch shared at play group & everyone was wondering who he was talking to.
He was talking to sofa. That’s truly what I believe happens. He takes them places then does videos of what they’ve been upto.
That's how she interacts with her kids
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It looks
Like the boat out of In The Night Garden hahahahha
Ad is completely hidden on my ancient phone
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So she's got one boy to school, fed another anddone photographed her bin by 8.45am.
Erm, hasn't she forgotten to feed and let her animals out animals then??
Some farmer she is
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So she's got one boy to school, fed another and
Erm, hasn't she forgotten to feed and let her animals out animals then??
Some farmer she is
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