Mrs Hinch #629 Filtered face, a big disgrace, lying and cackling all over the place.

[Tinkerbell cat]

I'm sorry but you know what really winds me up. The constant shite music like she's in a disney movie. Bloody grow up. You are not in a disney movie. You do not live on a farm. You have a big garden. THAT IS IT. 3 camels and a few hens is not a farm you dopey head.

Also, why does she laugh every single time she see's them camels?? they aren't doing anything even remotely funny. I am actually sick of seeing them and I'm sure even her sheep are too because they are boring as hell and doing nothing but standing there.

She laughs and cackles about everything, she needs help. Lost the plot big time.

 

[thatsnotstrictlytrue]

I was thinking earlier how utterly fucked up it is that us tattlers care more about her childrens welfare and privacy, than their actual parents do. How fucked up is that.
In a world where you can be anything, don’t be Hinch .

 

[teshhco-tart]

Tut tut this is NOT clearly identifiable as an AD. Nigel!!!
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On a separate note, I wonder if she is aware the vast majority of her crap is massively reduced at Tesco? Or not even there at all.

 

[Pergola]

I'm sorry but you know what really winds me up. The constant shite music like she's in a disney movie. Bloody grow up. You are not in a disney movie. You do not live on a farm. You have a big garden. THAT IS IT. 3 camels and a few hens is not a farm you dopey head.

Also, why does she laugh every single time she see's them camels?? they aren't doing anything even remotely funny. I am actually sick of seeing them and I'm sure even her sheep are too because they are boring as hell and doing nothing but standing there.

She laughs and cackles about everything, she needs help. Lost the plot big time.

Henry looked very sad in that video, he walked off head down!

That's a dog who no longer has any meaning to his life, the woman who once loved him now only has eyes for those dirty camels!
No one takes him anywhere, even the garden isn't really his anymore!!

Very sad!!

 

[Tinkerbell cat]

Henry looked very sad in that video, he walked off head down!

That's a dog who no longer has any meaning to his life, the woman who once loved him now only has eyes for those dirty camels!
No one takes him anywhere, even the garden isn't really his anymore!!

Very sad!!

You never see her take Henry out for a walk

 

[CoolMom]

If baby O married R or L, you can easily push the H family into a corner, let the brides family take over. You could be the motherzilla of the bride! Make them sit in a corner. And obvs you could tell them that the dress code is black and tell everyone else its colourful so they look like plums. And you could tell them no grandmothers allowed, except for the brides! You could have so much fun! And tell them they all have to wear bags on their heads!

I'd tell them it was a phone free wedding (à la SSS*) and watch them implode from not being able to make content out of the speshull day.


* no one believes this.

 

[TJR]

Her lawn is disgusting. Like a muddy swap. How will the boys play out there in the summer with those smelly camels churning it up?

 

[springheeledyeti]

Her lawn is disgusting. Like a muddy swap. How will the boys play out there in the summer with those smelly camels churning it up?

They’ll be locked in the playroom with the shutters down, hope that helpssscccch.

 

[Zofloragirl]

This, this, this! All of this. She’s quaking in her size 5 mega boots.

Remember she's shtill learrrrnning, guysssch

Wonder if she tried that with the ASA

We don't see a lot a jimmers in the day now, do you think he's been forced to go back to work yet? Or still slobbing around at home?

well if lonnie is 2 like we think he’ll get 15 hours now so he can work without leaving her home alone. They’ll probably just top up the fees.

 

[Secretbrillopad]

well if lonnie is 2 like we think he’ll get 15 hours now so he can work without leaving her home alone. They’ll probably just top up the fees.

He won't qualify for funded hours with their income. The changes in the budget won't come in until 2024.

 

[Zofloragirl]

duck me, she's mastered time travel.
She's come home to a morning a few weeks (or even months) ago when it was frosty!
Not the mild, rainy day we've had in reality.

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Rain today but frost was Tuesday or Wednesday I think (nearby)
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He won't qualify for funded hours with their income. The changes in the budget won't come in until 2024.

True. Unless they claimed special need or something. To be fair on paper they probably earn very little it’s all the company.

 

[Danielle0120]

So she's done nothing again then, made another tit spring tray. Can tell she has no job

 

[Jj2431]

I think it would have to be this one…slightly changing the lyrics and mentioning undeclared ADs (Volume needed, contains swears)
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Dying. This is my new fave please let them marry Ron and Len just so we can get the gossip and the videos

 

[AllieBee]

Dying. This is my new fave please let them marry Ron and Len just so we can get the gossip and the videos

Would be so good. She has no idea what a tattler looks like and by the time she found out it would be far too late! Ron and Len will find out the truth one day

 

[Ginoclock]

She'll get in trouble for not making sure her ad disclaimer is visible across all devices.

Sophie you wouldn't have these problems if you didn't constantly try to hide the ads off in a corner. Just have it in the bleeping center. Jesus Christ.

ASA will surely be keeping an eye on her to make sure she's not flouting their rules literally 2 days later. Especially because her page is probably getting more traffic than usual after the news.

She's too unqualified to realize not everyone has the newest iphone so their dimensions are going to be different

I’ve reported her hiding AD under her profile picture. She thinks she’s above the rules!

 

[brainwashednomore]

Conquered the world because she cleaned her bins out? that’s after someone else has dropped Ronald off and Leonard is at Freda Fruitcake’s. Meanwhile the rest of us have conquered the world before dropping kids off and are at work by 8:46

head.

I’m on annual leave from yesterday to next Thursday. Yesterday I cleaned my oven, rearranged my kitchen worktops, put the washing away, dropped my son to school, picked my daughter up from uni, picked the boy up from school, done a work out, showered and washed my hair, cooked dinner and took the boy football training……..apart from the oven clean/rearranging the kitchen and the uni pick up, that is a standard Thursday with a full time job thrown in. And I do it on my own because im a single parent…….that to me is conquering the world, not cleaning my bins before 8:46am!! Although I forgot to record it, I could have been instafamoushhhh!! She’s such a dick, a completely unrelatable dick!! Xx

 

[GimmieSauceage]

I’m on annual leave from yesterday to next Thursday. Yesterday I cleaned my oven, rearranged my kitchen worktops, put the washing away, dropped my son to school, picked my daughter up from uni, picked the boy up from school, done a work out, showered and washed my hair, cooked dinner and took the boy football training……..apart from the oven clean/rearranging the kitchen and the uni pick up, that is a standard Thursday with a full time job thrown in. And I do it on my own because im a single parent…….that to me is conquering the world, not cleaning my bins before 8:46am!! Although I forgot to record it, I could have been instafamoushhhh!! She’s such a dick, a completely unrelatable dick!! Xx

Did you make sure you wrote those things on a post it note to pull from a jar?
Did you also remember to tick off your 5 a day?

 

[brainwashednomore]

Did you make sure you wrote those things on a post it note to pull from a jar?
Did you also remember to tick off your 5 a day?

Dammit…….I forgot, no insta career for me now I’ll just have to carry on cleaning my house with a jar of jobs or book of lists…….like an adult xx

 

[InTheDollsHouse]

Dammit…….I forgot, no insta career for me now I’ll just have to carry on cleaning my house with a jar of jobs or book of lists…….like an adult xx

It’s okay, you need to write them down now as a ‘ta dah list’ (or whatever the duck they’re called) and then tick them off! Yes, even though you did them hours ago!

 

[brainwashednomore]

It’s okay, you need to write them down now as a ‘ta dah list’ (or whatever the duck they’re called) and then tick them off! Yes, even though you did them hours ago!

I’m on it, just let me find my crystal pen, get my shoulder out, ignore my kids and set my phone up to tend record me while I’m doing it!! I might even push the boat out and get my Ben and Jerrys out to defrost xx
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Also, you forgot to mention that Hinch would come down the aisle in her wedding dress making the day all about her.

Down the aisle in her wedding dress riding Royoioi xx