My first thought seeing that photo was that it has been pissed around with, like it is a recent photo of her but has had the baby/younger face filter put over it, can you do that? If it's real then it's a very old picture and she looks lovely.
Mrs Hinch #615 No baby, just floofs, and a chicken in a papoose
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It has really baffled me to the point I just can’t let it go
I genuinely thought at first that she’d had one of those personalised books made and was sharing a link so people could have their own personalised books made. I’m sure the kids of the weirdos who are buying the book would be so much more excited and want to read the book all the time if the it had theirs and their families names and pictures in it. And that woman who was practically orgasming over the Henry teddy yesterday saying she was planning on buying her child the hinch book for their birthday in feb. What a shite present that would be! 
and it can’t be reported that she sat around waiting for the inevitable handful of weirdos (if that) that do turn up. it will cleverly be spun as a sell out whilst making people buy the book, with her thinking she’s Kim K. It’s boring, predictable and so cringe.
Us trolls should all turn up like those singing flash mobs do at shopping precincts. We all whip off our coats to reveal ‘GET WELL’ T-shirts! Holding placards saying ‘Hinch is Over!’ 
Looks like mad ma by the radiator and funnily enough that’s SS sister in front of her. Soph had a black coat on in her stories though so god knows.
We could each wear a different cardboard face of hersUs trolls should all turn up like those singing flash mobs do at shopping precincts. We all whip off our coats to reveal ‘GET WELL’ T-shirts! Holding placards saying ‘Hinch is Over!’
there is plenty to go round.Love this idea!!!We could each wear a different cardboard face of hers
Seems like she’s given up her fake posh accenT and is trying to be more Stacey. Fake voice, fake face, fake eyebrows, teeth, body…
The mad bint was also talking to imaginary people and telling them she would be there in a minute. She prob thought her fans would mob her so “sneakily” changed her coat so no one noticed her!
She’s the only person I can see who
1. Didn’t pose by the backdrop when arriving
2. No photos or tags of People please to meet her
Shocking considering she’s such a huge celebrity that’s stalked by paparazzi
Ddonstage have shared her story, embarrassing that every other story shared has said how incredible the dancing, choreography and the band were, and there's Hinch saying her favourite part was Johnny getting his shirt off 
Cringe! The actress that plays Baby is Johnny's real life Girlfriend too. Imagine having your/your Boyfriend's talent overlooked and all that is mentioned is that he took his shirt offDdonstage have shared her story, embarrassing that every other story shared has said how incredible the dancing, choreography and the band were, and there's Hinch saying her favourite part was Johnny getting his shirt off
I wonder if she will announce new venues for her world tour half hour appearances or if she will just release more tickets 
We will need to choreograph a dance, including moves such as the F’d up Friday head jolt and the flappy hands shuffle a la Stacy’s shower. Grand finale, the worm.Us trolls should all turn up like those singing flash mobs do at shopping precincts. We all whip off our coats to reveal ‘GET WELL’ T-shirts! Holding placards saying ‘Hinch is Over!’
Greedy did do this. The idiot Huns who went to her signing also had to buy tickets and got a book in return. It appears that’s how these things go now.Think she's peaked in scamming the Hinchers now. Even Greedy didn't think of doing this one!
What a good plan Hinch, sell, sell, sell your book for weeks in advance before putting tickets for a book signing on sale. The sheep will be buying two books
Will be worth taking a seat outside Waterstones to see the other sheep turn up with their pre order book to then be turned away by security
I cannot bear Greedy, she’s a dreadful scammer but she did at least sit in full view and allow allow as many photos as people liked. and appeared to be happy to pose however people wanted. Why anyone would want to meet that illiterate slurping scam artist is beyond me but she did seem grateful and engage with her fans. Hinch will just have a fixed rictus grin and her posed pictures will show her leaning away from her fans while trying to get rid of them as quickly as possible.
I wonder if people will try to ask Jamie or Fruitcake for pictures with them, or even with the kids if she takes them along, which I really hope she doesn’t. How will that go down?
I really hope the girl doesn’t get upset. I think Hinch will be extra pretend-nice to her and unfortunately that will cement the fantasy in the girls mind that they’re best friends. Someone should have stepped in by now & gently steered this girl away from Hinch.
I went to an event with Johanna Basford (colouring book artist) paid a fiver for a ticket but we got materials to use. Took my own book along and she happily signed it, looked and came across exactly like she does on social media. Genuine, warm, lovely, funny lady who took the time to sit with each group and chat about anything. Everything Hinch is not
For those of you who like me have sat through a lot of episodes of Topsy and Tim in the past. The way that is written reminds me a lot of the episodes when they moved house.
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She doesn’t give a duck because she never paid for the carpets
think we’re probably due a video or pic of hinch tend sleeping again soon, haven’t seen one in a while
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He most definitely hasn’t done any work with those baby soft skin manicured hands, they’re so feminine looking, the hands of a man who’s not done a days work in a very long time if ever
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