Mrs Hinch #615 No baby, just floofs, and a chicken in a papoose

[Laracroft27]

Ugh, needy or what?

 

[Gl1tt3rUn1c0rn]

What was that Mario comment ‘I have all your stuff. It’s made my house a home. And you can’t buy that’ But you did buy her Stuff and said that it made your house a home.

 

[Pumpkins1506]

Mrs Hinch #615 No baby, just floofs, and a chicken in a papoose
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She bought a sling to carry chickens about the garden to get fresh air. Because animals that live outside are in desperate need of that.
She looked a proper tit.

And then she fucked off up London to ogle some men and talk about dicks in the most schoolgirl way. Hinch, we get it. You're not satisfied. Get online love, take care of yourself. Mummaz doesn't have the pink purse for nothing.

Wiki is the pink button at the top.
Thread 500 is here https://tattle.life/threads/mrs-hin...ife-in-lists-of-lies-the-tattle-truths.26662/ and is well worth a read.

 

[Andioooop]

Back to having a jaw like Quagmire this morning then Giggity!

 

[Wikiwangocard]

Loving the little exchange between the 2 besties, and reading between the lines:-

"Look everyone, look at me with my famous friend, we're gonna Facetime each other because that's what we do because we're friends in real life. Like proper friends, I don't just know her off the telly, we're really good friends. Greedy, I hope you're reading this, Stacey was MY friend first!"

 

[Chipsandcheese]

I’m SO embarrassed that I’ve been on this planet 30 years and I’ve never once thought to buy a draw string bag to contain my fucking bread.

 

[ellakxox]

who dis?

 

[Pumpkins1506]

Oh look, it's 13 year old me faking a phonecall to impress a boy.

Oh no wait, it's a 30-something year old woman faking a business meeting to impress.....someone?

 

[HinchesSousChef]

She ain’t even a cleaner you nusty troll

 

[ilovepizza21]

What a vom fest

 

[mammaof3]

Been checking in on the theatre Instagram. No sign of hinch yet.
Thought it might have been her on the stairs but not sure. Anyone have any thoughts?

She's here.

 

[Parry1988]

something is happening,
she's been ramping up the reels and weird content since Christmas and she's acting way to cocky
Are we about to see what 'hinch HQ' was kitted out for.....

 

[Danielle0120]

Oh she's panicking. Realising people are about to see her real face and body.
Try not editing your body to be a stone lighter, try not smoothing your very normal loose arm skin, and stop editing your face to look completely different and you wouldn't be panicking

"my body isn't my first priority" I don't believe that for a second. She eats mug shots or spaghetti and cheese in a jug, everyday. "2 mug shots, 400ml of water" (even on Christmas day she had a jug of spaghetti when the kids where opening presents because Jamie put a pic up) or if she fancies a change then it'll be pasta in sauce because again, it's calorie counted and "low fat". Then indulges in a ben and Jerrys on a night with the remaining calories she's "allowed". It's very obvious what's going on. But it's Sophie, she lies about everything.

Oh and YOU DON'T HAVE 2 TODDLERS. you have one toddler, and one child whos nearly 4, a full time baby sitter, and you certainly don't have a full time job

 

[ilovepizza21]

What was that Mario comment ‘I have all your stuff. It’s made my house a home. And you can’t buy that’ But you did buy her Stuff and said that it made your house a home.

You know what makes my house a home. Me screaming at my kids every morning to hurry the fuck up them leaving thier rooms like a bomb has hit it. Me constantly feeling like I'm talking to myself. But lots of laugher, nice cooked meals and lots of disney blankets

 

[Andioooop]

Terrifying

Fuksake, thought it was Sly from Noddy

 

[sk8ergirl]

The Insta handle of the person who that comment… Isn’t a food baby what you get when you eat so much that you need a massive shit?? sorry but LOL

Honestly couldn’t focus on anything beyond hinch not realising home bargains don’t do fancy window displays unless you can count the cardboard cut out of the police officer informing you they prosecute shop lifters fancy

 

[Lorraine_the_lurker]

Daily Fail are running the “not pregnant” story. And have used a photo of Billie thinking it’s Hinch

proof all these nobody’s look the same

 

[Sh1tRollsDownHill]

Bow'Selecta

 

[cantstandinfluencers]

Anyone brave enough to wear this to the book signings….watch Freda come for ya, all guns blazing and Hinchy would revert to Gretel

 

[HinchesSousChef]

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Ugh, needy or what?

I just saw this on insta. What on earth? Surely Stacey is a bit busy with her 4 kids and about to birth another one for all this shit?