Mrs Hinch #611 She’s made her gifted bed, now she has to lie in it

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Her sense of humour is just dull isn't it? Pissing her knickers laughing at her ordering on Jamie's account. bleeping hell. Imagine being a fly on the wall at theirs and witnessing this pure comedy. View attachment 1871277

Anyone else remember when she couldn't even be arsed to like the comments her sheep left? Now look at her - desperately engaging with them to keep herself relevant (or relative as hunch says )

 

[Dexy]

Anyone else remember when she couldn't even be arsed to like the comments her sheep left? Now look at her - desperately engaging with them to keep herself relevant (or relative as hunch says )

Thought the same. at one time she was too big to talk to the common folk.

 

[ilovepizza21]

How has it taken someone who does duck all this long to take the trees down

She works full time 6days a week. I fank you

 

[Fluffy20]

I genuinely do work 6 days a week, 12 hours a day and I still manage to get my tree down by twelfth night every year without a stay at home husband and live in carer mother. She’s such a lazy fucker.

 

[DoodlePoodle]

I’ma bit behind but alpacas in the house is the same as dogs in the house??
ARE YOU bleeping KIDDING ME?!
My biggest dog is a 36kg lab. A big boy. He comes up to my thigh. I’m 5’5 so those WWs would tower over me! And god forbid they knocked someone over. Daren’t think how much they weigh! (Too much knowing her history)
Bloody imbeciles

 

[ilovepizza21]

Yeah babes, I’ve got my alpaca sitting right next to me on the sofa just now and I’m rubbing his belly.

Well I have my horse, donkey, sheep and a cow on mine. Although my cow doesn't pull my hair as ive trained him well

 

[Pipyspops15]

Might be Kate.....but why are the animals listed before the kids??? Showing her priorities

Because the animals are allowed to get dirty lol

 

[Dancing_in_the_dark]

Them poor boys having tortilla pizza for dinner. With her dry as duck tomato purée and unmeltable cheese no doubt a spoonful of dried herbs and turmeric thrown in for good measure

 

[Yeah....Brackie]

I know she's shown it on purpose for us, so here you go Soph...
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Awww I just saw this and was so pleased my loverrrr the ghost of the back passage is in her thoughts

 

[strawberrysunshine_x]

Why not just get them an actual pizza???

 

[anniemouse]

Them poor boys having tortilla pizza for dinner. With her dry as duck tomato purée and unmeltable cheese no doubt a spoonful of dried herbs and turmeric thrown in for good measure

That’s not a nutritious meal for 2 growing boys. It’s a plate of sadness even if you’re on a diet. I tried a tortilla pizza once and it was terrible

 

[Whenthelightsturntostars]

Just looked at mine, it's a washer/dryer and this was it....

We have a big back garden (currently a muddy bog thanks Welsh weather) a very active dog, 4 times as many chickens and are always out in the wild when not working our real full time jobs which means two sets of uniforms constantly needing to be washed.

I mean cmon Hnch stop lieing!

Where's the dirt? You got a cleaner hun?

 

[springheeledyeti]

Why not just make an actual pizza, and get the kids to help?

Ah I forgot, Sopha works full time 6 days a week and the boysccch aren’t actually allowed to do anything like that!

 

[Hens Teeth]

How can she say that putting some fairy liquid in the velvitiser is part of a 5 a day clean! Whatever the duck that is but anyway. I do that every time I’ve had a hot choc out of mine. I really wish she would stop with the hotel Chocolat stuff because if they start gifting her stuff I really will be pissed off!

I am amazed at the amount of people on that FB page that think it’s ok to have livestock wandering about inside a house. Oh how I wish Fiddle was still on there!

Why is that tree still up, lazy bugger! I couldn’t cope with the thought of bad luck

That’s my tuppence worth for the day!

 

[mumpty]

Jamie must surely be out of the house most of the day. Is he working? Complete mystery as he never seems to be there even when the kids are

 

[Yeah....Brackie]

Wonder what was so ssssecret over t'hedge that she quickly moved the camera before we got a chance to get our beady eyes on it?

 

[signals55]

Anyone else remember when she couldn't even be arsed to like the comments her sheep left? Now look at her - desperately engaging with them to keep herself relevant (or relative as hunch says )

That's her 'full time job'

 

[RubySky478]

Her nemesis bitchy queen Lynsey cleaned her cheap milk frother with washing-up liquid yesterday.
Lyns with be spitting lemons as Hinch used a HC velvetiser lol

Not really, Lynsey doesn’t like the velvetiser - she put a post up the other day saying she preferred her frother…

 

[Make it make sense]

Wasn’t she sitting down to ‘relax’ on a night with them just after she put her shitey decs up?

She certainly was. The woman doesn’t know what she is saying half the time. She tells that many lies she doesn’t know what the truth is anymore.

 

[Pumpkins1506]

Tortilla pizza? Please can we club together and get her some cooking lessons, courtesy of concerned Tattlers? I'd bleeping pay for a private chef for those kids to get proper nutrition if I could afford it.