Mrs Hinch #611 - "She's Made Her Gifted Bed, Now She Has To Lie In It!"
Congrats to @Little Miss Annie & suggested by our lovely @InTheDollsHouse on our New Thread Title!
However, couldn't not mention @HissusMinch, which came in second with "The book is a sell out, Freda's in Time Out!"
Frankly, bugger all has happened since the embarrassing Mummaz Freda fiasco on Wednesday night. (No we won't forget and Tattle always has receipts!)
"Ms Hnch's" unhinged, foul mouthed mother hasn't been shhhheeen or heard of since her random rants and nasty, insulting DM's.
Maybe she is consigned to the newly created "Cosy Corner" in the beige panelled lounge after Hinch "De-Chrishhhtmassed" and replaced the tree with a high backed orthopaedic shhtyle cuntry chair, a new barrrshhhkitt, throw, table and large cuntilyptus plant.
We hens have re-named this "The GET WELL Corner" in honour of Freda's Wednesday night tit show!
(See thread #609 & #610's re-caps/screenshots).
Failing that, chained to the bed in the FIFTH bedroom or poor Weepy has hidden her in Granddad's Workshop near his Table Saw! Nobody would blame him for not wanting to spend any time with that sour faced woman.
More bleeping Floofheads, dusshht barrrrfs, stupid talking, UNDECLARED ADs & bragging (mostly for the new ghost written Faux Farm book).
The usual Bot buying, showing the sheep how to de-christmas/de-bawball your beauuuutiful homes (wtf!) Standard filtering her face to fuckery, lounging on sofas, shhhtyling the splinter table (which clearly doesn't get used) with more crap to gather dusshht. Looking sad & gormless, in baggy joggies with some pre-recorded screw ups.
The boyeeez were treated to more shhhtinky soft play by growly, huffing, puffing Inch (but this was clearly another pre-record) and poor Lonald still has a deedee attached to his mouth 24/7.
For any doubters, lurkers or newbies, please read the Wiki (pink button at the top) and Thread #500 is a must!
*Thread suggestions are taken from anywhere on each thread, please keep them short & swear free hunnays and clearly mark with "Thread Suggestion" or they get losshhht & never schheeen again!
PLEASE feel free to add anything to the re-cap - they are much shorter than in previous times (as agreed end of last year).
Anyone wanting a go at creating a thread, don't be shy, the more variety, the merrier guyyyysssh!
Congrats to @Little Miss Annie & suggested by our lovely @InTheDollsHouse on our New Thread Title!
However, couldn't not mention @HissusMinch, which came in second with "The book is a sell out, Freda's in Time Out!"
Frankly, bugger all has happened since the embarrassing Mummaz Freda fiasco on Wednesday night. (No we won't forget and Tattle always has receipts!)
"Ms Hnch's" unhinged, foul mouthed mother hasn't been shhhheeen or heard of since her random rants and nasty, insulting DM's.
Maybe she is consigned to the newly created "Cosy Corner" in the beige panelled lounge after Hinch "De-Chrishhhtmassed" and replaced the tree with a high backed orthopaedic shhtyle cuntry chair, a new barrrshhhkitt, throw, table and large cuntilyptus plant.
We hens have re-named this "The GET WELL Corner" in honour of Freda's Wednesday night tit show!
(See thread #609 & #610's re-caps/screenshots).
Failing that, chained to the bed in the FIFTH bedroom or poor Weepy has hidden her in Granddad's Workshop near his Table Saw! Nobody would blame him for not wanting to spend any time with that sour faced woman.
More bleeping Floofheads, dusshht barrrrfs, stupid talking, UNDECLARED ADs & bragging (mostly for the new ghost written Faux Farm book).
The usual Bot buying, showing the sheep how to de-christmas/de-bawball your beauuuutiful homes (wtf!) Standard filtering her face to fuckery, lounging on sofas, shhhtyling the splinter table (which clearly doesn't get used) with more crap to gather dusshht. Looking sad & gormless, in baggy joggies with some pre-recorded screw ups.
The boyeeez were treated to more shhhtinky soft play by growly, huffing, puffing Inch (but this was clearly another pre-record) and poor Lonald still has a deedee attached to his mouth 24/7.
For any doubters, lurkers or newbies, please read the Wiki (pink button at the top) and Thread #500 is a must!
*Thread suggestions are taken from anywhere on each thread, please keep them short & swear free hunnays and clearly mark with "Thread Suggestion" or they get losshhht & never schheeen again!
PLEASE feel free to add anything to the re-cap - they are much shorter than in previous times (as agreed end of last year).
Anyone wanting a go at creating a thread, don't be shy, the more variety, the merrier guyyyysssh!