Mrs Hinch #609 aka Fan Girl Number 2

[Swedish chef]

Didn’t expect to come on tonight to a new thread I’ve still got to catch up on the old one but why does Henry look like such a twit in the book?

I think the illustrator is a secret tattler, I have never seen such a miserable yet completely arrogant dog, poor hennez. Pissing myself laughing that she has, soz ghost writer (or ghost of the back passage) referred to them all as brothers . Also I'm sure HenryMandozla only answers to his correct name 'DorgeousHammmmonzzzzzzzManz
Sorry, not finished wheezing, I thought she had actually self published this, as a gift for her actual children, but nup, swipe up Hunzzzzzzzzzz, oh my bleeping days, she is such a narcissistic bleep

 

[Hilton88]

Saw this on the Puffin Instagram. Perfectly written!!!

Hmmm I suppose the business bit is true! Real definition of a farm!!

 

[Swedish chef]

But she's not moving anywhere guys

Nothing is ever accidental with her, is it. Always about engagement and money making, all of her 'projects' are months in the making with negations, contracts and monetary amounts settled way in advance. It's always the same narrative, she lurvvesss it, would never leave, they worked soooo hard to save up for, home is her safe place, can't wait to get home, can't believe this is all happening to her and it's all bullshit. And all to the tune of self pity, woe is me music, never let anyone tell you you're not good enough blah blah blah. 2023, Hunch thread is off to a flying start

 

[cantstandinfluencers]

Remember she said 2023 was going to be a big year or something similar…well she’s started with a surprise book…she’ll be on TV with Stacey…who knows what is next. It’s her management team brainstorming what else they can do to make more money and it’s scary.

 

[Anotherwantsamoan]

Don't shoot me, but I actually kinda felt sorry for Jamie when he asked if he could sign one, the look she gave him! Almost as if she was annoyed because, how dare anyone other than her be in the spotlight.

Also I wonder how many of her sheep who don't even have kids will buy this book

 

[anniemouse]

Saw this on the Puffin Instagram. Perfectly written!!!

Hmmm I suppose the business bit is true! Real definition of a farm!!

That’s amazing

 

[LurkeyMcLurk]

She's such a vile narc. This book is just a vanity project for her, there isn't anything special about it and it's nothing that she should be praised for. She should try giving something back to the world instead of take take take.

How about donating profits to a charity that supports homeless children and their families, those struggle with the eat versus heat battle... but this wouldn't have even crossed her mind to consider as she's a self absorbed little princess.

 

[Ohflogoff]

I dont agree with the term white privileged.

I’m pretty sure white privilege isn’t a term one can disagree with.

 

[HinchesSousChef]

I bet she’s gearing up for a whole load of photo shoots. Because that’s what childrens authors do. Get all glammed up in a load of sexy outfits and caress their latest book for all the Sunday supplements. She’ll do it though. She absolutely lives for the photo shoots.

 

[Suebigfatsue87]

Yeah

I dont agree with the term white privileged. Why do you have to bring race into it?

That isn’t a term we can simply say isn’t true. Very insulting to any minority group reading this. We certainly do privilege off being white and hinch is no exception. She’s benefitted off that as well as being dishonest and a total con artist

 

[HarlequinDreams]

I think the illustrator is a secret tattler, I have never seen such a miserable yet completely arrogant dog, poor hennez. Pissing myself laughing that she has, soz ghost writer (or ghost of the back passage) referred to them all as brothers . Also I'm sure HenryMandozla only answers to his correct name 'DorgeousHammmmonzzzzzzzManz
Sorry, not finished wheezing, I thought she had actually self published this, as a gift for her actual children, but nup, swipe up Hunzzzzzzzzzz, oh my bleeping days, she is such a narcissistic bleepView attachment 1852839

I’m sorry does that say ‘it was great to see Ron and Len smile again?’

God it screams privilege. Not saying moving is always easy on kids but they had the LONGEST transition to the new house, they’ve got a ton of new things and they still get to go back to their old house whenever they want? I can’t believe Puffin have actually created this rubbish

Also, imagine being Ron/len when they are 18 or 30 and being remembered not only for your crazy mother but for this book

 

[cantstandinfluencers]

She's such a vile narc. This book is just a vanity project for her, there isn't anything special about it and it's nothing that she should be praised for. She should try giving something back to the world instead of take take take.

How about donating profits to a charity that supports homeless children and their families, those struggle with the eat versus heat battle... but this wouldn't have even crossed her mind to consider as she's a self absorbed little princess.

She wouldn’t do that unless it benefitted her. This is the woman who was paid a fee to advertise Emma Sleep and was also gifted a double mattress plus all the accessories and have it all to Henry! She could have given it all to a bed poverty charity but instead she chose to give it to her dog! This is the woman who chose to plagiarise another author -Eileen Lamb and a female doctor. This is the same woman who swears on Instagram and jokes about penises with her husband and around kids! This is who Puffin publishers are representing! It’s an absolute farce. She’s disgraceful. This book is just so full of lies.

 

[The Green Triangle]

Like a really tit Christopher Robin book.

I didn't know until I saw the film Goodbye Christopher Robin recently that Christopher Robin hated the fame that came from him being a character in a book. He was bullied at school because of it and rarely saw his mother who was always off socialising with her friends.

Hinch publishing this book that reveals so much of her boys is appalling. My only hope is that the children of anyone stupid enough to buy this rubbish will reveal how bad it is. I was always reading new books to my children when they were little but they quickly let me know which were their favourites and these were read time and time again - in fact I can still recite much of The Gruffalo by heart despite both kids now being grown up! I am not sure I can imagine kids demanding that this book be read on repeat and can only hope that their stupid parents realise what that the book and its supposed author are actually a pile of

 

[springheeledyeti]

Guyssssch was it a fever dream or did this barely literate imbecile release a book? the book is for little old Soph isn’t it, not the boysccch.

whoever said it sounds like old people on a day out from an old peoples home, I’m still laughing at that

 

[Loopy83]

Let's not forget she moved because of safety reasons and now she's published a book with drawings of her whole house in it. Such a muppet

 

[Pergola]

I suspect the book will actually be a total flop (RIP). She has had her time and unfortunately for her many are now fed up with her tit and she only has the die hard followers left who would waste their money on her tit without thinking about it. However she will of course make it it has been hugely successful and she just can’t believe it guys. She will no doubt be top selling on Amazon, but as someone said earlier, Jan/Feb are very easy months to gain this.

If you didn’t know Hinch but saw the book in a shop would you want to buy it for your kids?

At this particular moment in time at £12.99 for one children's book I would definitely walk straight passed, as one lady said earlier you will get at least 20 GOOD books in a charity shop that will give your children hours of pleasure!
I have no children to feed or clothe now but I don't have £12.99 for a book either!
If these people have that amount of money to spend on this, then are we really in the middle of a energy crisis or are they using the government handouts for this rubbish??

 

[InTheDollsHouse]

was it a fever dream or did this barely literate imbecile release a book?

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[Popsicle12345]

A friend of mine has just released a book about how he suffered with post natal depression after his child was born. His done it to raise awareness for PND in men and how it’s not just women who suffer with it. All of the money from selling the books are going to a charity that helped him get through the hard times. His not had puffin help him, his done it completely by himself…

Yet hinch is able to release a book with puffins help that’s about her child that she doesn’t even parent with drawings in the book that look nothing like any of them.

The annoying thing is she’ll make money from it as her sheep will buy it, she won’t put that money into a charity or help others with it. It’s literally for her own pure greed.

She’s a complete and utter joke.

BTW Hinch if you’re reading this. It’s not a farm you idiot, ATV!

 

[Pumpkins1506]

So on the price....
This isn't a defence of her but 12.99 is the going rate for a hardback kids book. It didn't sound right but having just looked over the 3 hardback story books my kids were given for Christmas (Oliver Jeffers, Julia Donaldson and the Fan Brothers - proper authors) two were £12.99 and one was £14.99.
Given that top author paperbacks are usually around £6.99, it shouldn't really be surprising. Hardbacks are always much more expensive.

 

[InTheDollsHouse]

A friend of mine has just released a book about how he suffered with post natal depression after his child was born. His done it to raise awareness for PND in men and how it’s not just women who suffer with it. All of the money from selling the books are going to a charity that helped him get through the hard times. His not had puffin help him, his done it completely by himself…

Yet hinch is able to release a book with puffins help that’s about her child that she doesn’t even parent with drawings in the book that look nothing like any of them.

The annoying thing is she’ll make money from it as her sheep will buy it, she won’t put that money into a charity or help others with it. It’s literally for her own pure greed.

She’s a complete and utter joke.

BTW Hinch if you’re reading this. It’s not a farm you idiot, ATV!

That’s a book I would buy just to support the cause, and then donate to a charity shop or even the GP waiting room to help someone else