Mrs Hinch #598 Little Soph Peep is losing her sheep & doesn't know if she'll ever find them!

[Tootle Pip Wiz]

Dad dad? Never in my life have I ever heard anyone say that. Dad, dadda, daddy, papa, father. Yes. But dad dad? Nope. She's such a simple bastard with some weird vocabulary.
At an odd angle due to that writing it could even read as 'dad pad'!
And to scrawl all over the kids drawing too. She could have wrote underneath it for fucks sake.

 

[Wize Owl]

FFS I’m cringing for her… 32 year old ickle Sopha Rose Dolphin has made some schnowmannz donutssssh…all by herself, bless’er’arrrt

Titsalina Bumsquash and Cumslut are rushing off to their local supermarket right now to pick up the ingredients to make some too

 

[Handwash30]

The Spanish was wrong as well, for the record. No surprises I’m sure.

The pair of them trying to act like they have personalities and senses of humour. I can’t bear it, honest to god! Both as embarrassing as each other at this point.

 

[Blondesx40x]

As for your Pantry clean out.. Fuck off

 

[GimmieSauceage]

You know the boxes? Claiming she’s behind this year? I just looked in her highlights she put them on 48 weeks ago (roughly 12th December) why does she do this rushed last minute I’m so behind narrative with Christmas

 

[Danielle0120]

We haven’t seen her asleep on her new sofas yet have we? Have we even seen her using her lounge at all?!

Nope cos she's the twat who got nearly white carpets with a dog and 2 young kids. I think the kids are only allowed in the toy room and orangery. Then on a night her and Jamie are allowed in the lounge but only if she does a Monica where she has chandler wash his hands before touching the white folder - she'll make sure inch washes his feet and hands before entering.

All baubles picked by HER! No santas, no reindeer - not one fun bauble for her children unless I missed it - tbh her brag posts went on for far too long, I kind of skipped through them. Hope this bragfest backfires on her though, I really do - she deserves nothing less - sitting in front of her fire showing off all the individual baubles she’s just bought. Her life is empty no matter how much she tries to pretend otherwise.

#hinchisover

Thats the saddest thing. She said she's got the boysch 2 little trees but still got them matching baubles in red and greens.
Why can't they have their own tree, why do toddlers trees need to match the theme.

 

[Hun_tea22]

Everything, and I mean EVERYTHING, is contrived about their relationship. Go home and draw on a Christmas box Sopha.

 

[mammaof3]

Not sure where SS starts and Hinchy stops.

Two peas in a pod.

 

[HinchesSousChef]

All I can think of seeing that photo of Weepy Al is that he’s had to perch on the edge of the seat because no one can fit in the booth

 

[NordieGal]

Thread suggestion: Elle s'appelle Sophie, elle est une utter brag. She's so thoughtless and smug, she'd make the strongest tummy gag.

 

[Dancing_in_the_dark]

Showing her using an old washing tablet box to store things for the children in isn’t a great idea sofa ffs that’s the last thing you reuse. You don’t want to encourage them to think that it might have their toys in…. Not that those boys have toys in that house. But seriously cleaning product storage containers are not really suitable to reuse as toy storage. Kind of a basics bit of logic

 

[Ditzymama28]

Anyone else reckon she's going to show on her stories later a message that she sent to herself pretending to be a hincher from France or Spain who thought her story was très drôle or muy divertido

 

[indentifiesasahooman]

All her old house is missing is a huge picture of her in the hallway as a shrine to her

Which face would she choose

 

[mammaof3]

Balsam Hill will have to sell gift her a rather large tree to accommodate that hall and I reckon she'll want one for the orangery, lounge, the boy's rooms and the snug.

Grabby cow will accept them all as well.

 

[BBC1HD]

Ooo, whose little sausage dog is that ...

 

[GimmieSauceage]

Gorgeous, Soph. Really admire your ability to make your hands look long and flat and have so many different faces.

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#hinchfaces

Working on it since 2021 yet it looks like something you would make your kid for the nativity when they come home saying they are a goat / sheep

 

[Gennie19]

Me Nusty Hens, all that shite is gifted from the garden centre, which is why she tagged them. I'm sure a Tattler saw her in that garden centre earlier in the year speaking with staff/management. Well, Fiddle was doing all the talking and Slophead of Turd farm , was seen sitting with her head down and not involved with the negotiations. May have been @Spacedman's friend Fanny who witnessed this business meeting/ day release outing. And how lucky is the 'special family/alpacas/workshop/2ndkitchen that inherit her Christmas cast offs. Does this mean no undeclared ad Poundland bargain Christmas box of shite? No trips to Home Bargains for her barg hunch hauls? What a stupid vacuous woman, a Christmas tree for the gram and not for the kids to decorate and make memories with (hate that term), yet she bangs on about how family is everything. Absolute twunt.

My MIL works there. I will try and find out when I see her tomorrow.

 

[mushroomprincess22]

How bloody irresponsible letting her two tiny children run circles around the stable of the alpaca while they are in there eating?!?!?! They’ are temperamental animals as it is, let alone while there is food down. And they are so easily spooked too?! I am gobsmacked?!?!

 

[Pumpkins1506]

Jusht laaaaaarve to dress them cute for as long as possible guyshhh.

 

[cosytoes]

Slippers outside is giving me irrational rage. Buy the kids some fucking wellies. Their poor feet are gonna be cold and wet 🥲.
Do you want us crunky trolls to start a go fund me page Sof? Are you that strapped for cash after pissing away £000’s on baubles that you can’t afford £5 paw patrol wellies from home bargains